Archive for November, 2010

Wild Sex In The Animal Kingdom

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

If you thought balloon and foot fetishes were bad, wait until you hear about the sexual endevours within the wild kingdom. Some species have such a wild approach to sex that it puts even the biggest pervert to shame. Below, we’ll look into some of the most bizarre sexual encounters amongst animals. Perhaps they can teach you thing or two about how to spice things up in the bedroom.

1. Chinese Fruit Bats – It is no coincidence that men place flexible women at such a high level. And if there is one animal that knows all about the importance of body contorting, it’s the Chinese fruit bat. Leaving free porn to shame, these creatures are not only capable of having sex upside down, but the female can then bend down and perform oral sex on her partner. A double whammy we can only dream about.

2. Triggerfish – Now here’s something that your average transexual could only dream about. Triggerfish – which are colorful fish of the Balistidae family – are always born female. Living solely amongst other females of it’s kind, the most powerful and masculine ‘lady’ of the bunch eventually turns into a male. Producing sperm and eventually impregnating other members of the school. No need to go to Thailand for a sex change on the cheap.

3. Zombie Salmon – By now you are are all well-aware of the fact that salmon swim upstream in order to mate. What you didn’t know is how brutal things can get in the process. Facing such a drastic change from salt to freshwater actually causes them to start dying in the process. What you are left with is essentially a big salmon orgy of half dead, zombie-like fish. Not the most pleasant of thoughts when sex is concerned.

4. Bees – They don’t call them ‘Queen Bees’ for nothing. When the bee of all bees decides to call upon a male suitor for reproduction purposes, the sex is pretty standard – until the male decides to pull out, that is. Once over and done with, the male’s member remains attached to the females body, therefor disemboweling and consequently killing her partner.

5. Giraffes – When humans want to keep tabs on their ovulating cycle, they can simply take a store-bought test. For giraffes however, it is a far more painful process. When females are ovulating, their hormones causes their urine to smell a certain way – which means males have to resort to drinking said piss in order to deem a female fertile (or not). Proof that humans aren’t the only ones with a penchant for golden showers.

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Sex Courses For Elderly Couples: Bringing Back The Joy of Sex

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Nov 29 orgasm.com2A state in Northern Malaysia is providing sex education for elderly couples in an attempt try to lower rising divorce rates. This isn’t the first attempt by the Malaysian government; they have also implemented newlywed sex courses and free honeymoons for couples in crisis.

For a country that’s hitting the third world mark you would think they would want to spend their money on more important things and just throw some free porn in front of the couples in hopes that would help them, but then again, that’s just my theory and what do I know?

I guess this weekend long seminar for elderly couples aims at “bringing back the joy in sex” and shows long time married couples how to get their partner’s libido going again.

It is totally rare for a Muslim majority country to be so open when it comes to sexual health but come on people, we’re talking about elderly couples here, not newlyweds! Do they really need to spend money on trying to get them back in the sack with each other? It’s not like they’re going to be making babies. The only thing they’re going to be making is bad visions in the minds of those who read this article and then picture two elderly Malaysians having nasty sex.

I guess for a country where three out of every 10 marriages are ending in divorce, officials are just trying to keep couples and families together by making courses available that are aimed at retaining intimacy.

Last year, the country organized a sexual relations course for newly married couples and encouraged them to bathe together and use exotic fragrances to “arouse sexual desire”. They have also asked local cosmetic firms to introduce specific perfumes that are targeted for couples because a lot of the couples that were divorcing said it was not only because of a lack of sex, but because of their partners bad body odor!

This whole initiative seems like something that you would watch in a movie, or even a really bad porno. But, it’s all real! I wonder if the American government would hop on this band wagon…

Getting Over Your Sex Shop Insecurities

Monday, November 29th, 2010

More and more couples have started to consider the thought of bringing sex toys into the bedroom – and with the rise of free porn, how can you blame them? However, despite their desires, working up the courage to walk into a sex shop can be quite the challenge. If you’re like most couples and can’t picture yourself approaching a cash register with a dildo in hand, read on for a list of tips on how to overcome your insecurities and finally take the sex shop plunge.

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1. Bring A Friend – If the thought of being caught alone in a sex shop makes you panic, consider bringing your partner or a friend. Sex shops can often be a lot of fun when you have someone else to talk to. Plus, you’ll be sure to get quite a few laughs at things like penis pumps and butt plugs (unless that’s what your there for). Bringing your partner is also a great way of getting to know their likes and dislikes in the sack.

2. Pick A Safe Spot – Sex shops can often be located in some of the seediest parts of town. Alternately, your local vibrator supply store could be a little too close to your workplace – making you avoid it at all costs. In order to ensure that your shopping trip is a comfortable one, scope out the ones that are a little easier to access while being safe from crooks and co-workers alike.

3. Do Your Research – Before making any purchases, do your fair share of research. Whether it be online or with friends, know what you’re getting yourself into before spending over $100 on a vibrator. Many websites offer hundreds of reviews on a variety of different products.

4. Consider Shopping Online – If you simply refuse to go to a sex shop, consider shopping online instead. With hundreds of online based sex shops based in a variety of countries, you can easily (and discreetly) shop within the comfort of your own home. And for those who live in Alabama, sex shop Pleasures now offers a convenient drive-thru service.

5. Enjoy Yourself – The most important aspect of shopping for sex toys is to just have fun with it. After all, they’re called ‘sex toys’ for a reason. Learn to laugh at yourself and enjoy exploring all of your options as you scour the shops. You’ll be glad you did.

The Low Down On Sperm And Everything You Need To Know About It

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s inevitable; when a guy is turned on sexually whether it be getting a blow job or having sex, he is going to blow his load. And unlike those chicks we watch in free porn taking it like a champ, most women would prefer not to have our man juice in and around their mouths. However, all women are different, maybe some like it, while others might hate it.

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Not all sperm is the same. Every guy’s shit is going to taste different and it may even have a different texture than the next guy. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or taking prescription drugs are the things that will often give a guys semen a bad taste. While the semen of a guy who eats healthy, will more than likely taste better. So guys, if you want your girl to swallow your shit, and it tastes like crap, she probably wont do it! If it really means that much to you, then maybe you should try living a healthier lifestyle.

Not only does each guy’s semen taste different, but each woman also has her own personal preferences for taste. In real life, your chick most likely wont be asking for a cum facial like the chicks on porn do. Some chicks may have the preferred taste of an ex boyfriends while your’s just doesn’t do it for her. Some women might say they think semen tastes good, while others will say that they can’t stand anything about it.

For women who say that the reason that they don’t swallow is for their own health purposes, it’s a crock of shit! Swallowing semen is not harmful and some scientists even say that it could be good because it contains a great deal of protein. When it comes down to it, whether your girl spits or swallow, either or will no have any harmful side effects.

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If she really doesn’t feel comfortable swallowing your cum and you desperately want her to, ultimately, you should probably not force her to do it because it will only make her resentful and maybe she will cut off giving you blow jobs all together; and you don’t want that. My only advice it to make a compromise. If she doesn’t want it in her mouth, maybe she wouldn’t mind having it on her tits. Thats’ something that you and her can only discuss. All the best to ya!

Sex on the First Date

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

It was a great first date. The meal was great, the conversation flowed easily, the flirting was hot and heavy and now, standing outside the lady’s front door, the moment of truth. He goes in for the kiss. She yields and kisses back. We all know what happens next, don’t we? He tries for a little more, she allows it. He suggests they move inside. She wants to, really wants to, but something holds her back.

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Why do women stop themselves from what they really want to do sexually? That’s an easy question to answer – there are still double standards about sex.

As far as we’ve come with equality and sexual freedom, there are still a lot of heterosexual men out there who will try to get lucky on the first date then harshly judge the woman who says yes. Sometimes it’s not a conscious judgment, but suddenly that woman he was so into the night before seems less interesting in the light of day. Is it just old programming? It seems that many men don’t even realize that they’re doing it, but many, many men still consider the woman to be a slut if she puts out on the first date.

It’s no secret that this mindset is still prevalent in our society. In all the books and online lists of dating rules for women, one of the rules is always “don’t have sex until X date if you want him to keep seeing you”. On matchmaking television shows, that appears to be a standard rule. How is it possible – in this world of fluid genders, S&M gaining social acceptability, and vibrators being standard equipment for most women – how is it even possible that this double standard could still be prevalent in the dating world?

This situation actually says a lot about our society and the state of women’s equality. Ninety years after women won the right to vote, decades after feminism and the sexual revolution, women are still seen as sluts and not marriage material by men who happily took what was offered to them when it was offered. The men aren’t looked down on nearly as much as the women who acquiesce. American society cannot possibly advance to a higher level until true equality for everyone and in every way has been achieved.

Reduction

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

imagesStu was close and even though it would have been great to have blown on her face and boobs, he instinctively knew that for their first time together, he should be inside Karen. He mounted her quickly, carefully placing his head against her sticky wet vulva, making the chubby girl moan with anticipation as he slid it up and down her wet crack.

He could have just slammed it in and any other time he might have, but he was making love here, not just fucking Karen. He entered her tight vagina slow, letting both of them savor the feeling of gradual penetration. He looked down at the pretty pale-faced woman as he took her, seeing the glow on her face he knew matched his own. All these years flirting and now he was inside the one true woman he loved.

His pace increased until their writhing, pushing and sweating blurred. The basic need for them to both ejaculate was bubbling close now, and Stu sensed time on his back. But wanting to show this girl the best time of her life, even here, Stu held up on her, pushed deep but slowed.

Karen grabbed his ass and dug her nails in deeply.

“Don’t you fucking deny me,” she said. “Give me your come.”

Stu began to arch his back then as he felt the woman’s vagina close like a glove around the head of his cock.

“Are you gonna?’ he asked.

“The minute you do,” she agreed. “But don’t stop fucking me hard.”

“Hard”, Stu repeated.

“Hard,” Karen sighed under him and swat his right cheek with her hand. “Hard!”

Jesus! Stu was glad he had made the rooms extra thick and had the radio going.

“Hard,” Karen repeated and “smack” she hit his left, then right cheek.

“Hard, hard, hard,” she cried smacking Stu’s tight bottom and he began to let go then, feeling his hot juice spray from the suffering hot head of his cock.

“Karen,” he cried as the woman smacked him two more times and began to shutter herself as she looked up at him hard and tried not to fall off the table.

“I am coming,” she said.

As they lie on the examination table minutes later Stu tried to huddle his white jacket around himself better. Kissing Karen yet again he then rolled off her and once again stared at the big tits before him.

“So you really don’t think I should see a plastic surgeon for a reduction?’ she said wiggling her thong up her thick thighs, and clasping her lacy low cut bra around her back.

Stu was sure he had never seen a sight so delicious as this full-hipped woman lying on his examination table in her pretty blue matching bra and panty set.

“As your doctor for all these years, no Karen, I don’t,” Stu offered. “I mean, I’m glad that’s what got you here in the first place, and that I finally got to see them…”

“A perfect excuse,” she said, finally dressed and up off the table. “You know this will definitely strain the doctor patient confidentiality.”

“I don’t think you can be a patient anymore,” Stu said, lean in to kiss the pretty woman before him. Their tongues met and he felt his cock growing yet again, Karen lying back on the table. It took all his strength to pull off her.

“But I can certainly treat you in my own way when we start dating.”

“I like the sound of that…doctor” Karen said, stood slowly, smoothed a hand across her pants and sweater, adjusted one last time and left the room as Doctor Stu followed her.

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The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov. 25 - The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film.jpgWhen it comes to the big screen, sex scenes are not always welcomed with open arms and tingly privates. Many of the most iconic love-making scenes in the big screen have generated countless protests, bans and even boycotts. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most memorable yet controversial moments in sex-scene history – putting all that free porn to shame. Perhaps they might even inspire you to try out something new in the boudoir.

1. Ecstasy by Gustav Machaty (1933) – This classic Czechoslovakian film wasn’t exactly the first to depict a sexual act on-screen. However, it was actress Hedy Lamarr’s orgasm simulation that caused everyone to be all up in arms. After numerous censorships and the denouncement of Ecstasy by the the U.S. Department of Treasury (and even Hitler) – the epic close-up of Lamarr’s ‘ O Face’ still stands as a must-see.

2. The Devils by Ken Russell (1971) – This film was so disturbing, that even in this day and age some people still find it hard to watch. One scene in specific raised all sorts of conflicts between producers and religious groups: possessed nuns masturbating with crucifixes and sculptures of Jesus. If that’s not controversial, I don’t know what is.

3. Pink Flamingos by William Friedkin (1980) – Taking bestiality to a whole new level, Pink Flamingos portrays a homosexual couple having sex with a chicken in between them. The biggest cause for controversy however, was not so much the act of bestiality, but the clear evidence of exploitation of the chicken at hand. Animal rights groups had a field day with this one.

4. Kids by Larry Clark (1995) – Despite it being controversial in its entirety, Kids managed to shock audiences right off the bat. In a sex scene where a 12 year-old girl loses her virginity to a 17 year-old boy, many were quick to label the movie as being close to kiddie porn. However, producers were quick to point out that the actress was in fact 18 years-old.

5. The Reader by Stephen Daldry (2008) – Don’t let this film’s modern-day production date fool you. Not only does it feature statutory rape but it also attempts to humanize a Nazi character (Kate Winslet) by depicting her softer side as a lover – even though her character was the one committing the crime.

Scents That Turn Men On: It’s All About the Pie

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov 25 orgasm.com1Forget about lingerie or free porn, if we want to get our sexual appetites thriving, all we need is a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

According to a new study, not only does pumpkin pie satisfy a a sweet tooth, it also really turns men on sexually. And I’m not talking about the kind of pie that turned on a certain American Pie character. I’m talking about the actual aromas of pumpkin pie rather than seeing it as something to stick your dick into.

“The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment Research Center.

The study included testing 40 different aromas with men, and out of all the aromas tested, it seemed that the smell of pumpkin pie “increased the men’s penile blood flow by an average of 40 percent” because ultimately, the smell is associated with reducing anxiety, therefore, eliminating inhibitions.

The study actually goes beyond just the smell of pumpkin. The seeds themselves found in pumpkins are great for men’s sexual health and are even recommended if guys have numerous issues with their dicks.

Vanilla and strawberry were high up there and also received great responses, but then again, as Hirsch pointed out, “every odor we tested aroused the participants in some way or form.”

So ladies, instead of spraying on you favorite perfume in all your hot spots, putting on some expensive and sexy lingerie under a nice little holiday dress, you might as well consider spending your day baking. Not only will you save some money, but you will get your man not only craving pie, but sex as well. It’ll give you more to be thankful about!

Better yet, try baking your pumpkin pie with a recipe that incorporates some booze. It will be a combination of all of our favorite inhibition busters!

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Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

The Weirdest Things Guys Have Said To Women In Bed

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Nov24 orgasm.com1We all know that sexy time gets personal, but sometimes, it just goes a little over board and gets a little too personal. And this time I’m not talking about the chicks. This time I’m asking the girls what some of the weirdest things guys have ever said to them in the sack.

1. “I Love You.” Mind you, it was a one night stand.

2. “I want to lick your armpit.”

3. There was this one guy would couldn’t get off without stringing together a whole bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence; “fuck, whore, asshole, bitch, cunt, pussy!” So odd.

4. One guy begged me to slap his erect dick.

5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time…”

6. “My last girlfriend had a really wicked body.”

7. “Your ass tastes like caramel.”

8. “I’m sorry…I don’t always cry like this.”

9. “Can I cut you?”

10. “I just want to make you cum Jenny!” Too bad my name is Brittany.

11. “Call me daddy.”

12. “Wow, you’re just like a man in bed.”

13. “Don’t worry my mom has heard me have sex before.”

14. I met this guy on an online dating site and we had only e-mailed back and fourth a couple times before meeting up and having sex. He couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me,” over and over again.

15. “Could you wash this?” And then handed me a used butt plug.

16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”

17. “So, have you ever seen ‘Two Girls: One Cup’?”

18. “Can I stick it in now?”

I always thought that the guys were the normal ones, but it turns out they’re not!