Posts Tagged ‘pussy’

Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.

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Do Superheroes Have Sex?

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, even that green bastard Hulk, they all had women. But the question is, do they have sex with them? Can they have sex with them? With all that fine pussy being thrown at them, how do they not get busy? Ponder this XXX conundrum with me after the jump.

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Chick With 2 Vaginas Gets Porn Offer

Monday, March 26th, 2012

This is probably for the best. As much as I love porn I don’t think I could stomach this medical anomaly. You see, Hazel Jones, a 27 year old from the UK, was born with two vaginas. If she were a James Bond villain she’d be known as Double Pussy Galore. Read on after the jump and learn about this maybe future porn star and her second vagina.

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Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist

Friday, March 9th, 2012

The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.

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Crime Scene Sex

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Some guys are into it. Some guys aren’t. Personally, I want a clean workspace. But, Orgasm.com is all about honoring everything XXX no matter how uh, bloody it may be. Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered folks, after the jump learn all about crime scene sex. Calm down, it’s just period sex. Nobody died except the chicken I ate for lunch that almost came back up when I was researching for this article but that’s another story.

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Pussy Slangin’

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Vaginas are everywhere. Not that I’m complaining. Everyone likes a good pussy. They’re what make porn so exciting. In honor of vagina’s making the free sex clips on Orgasm.com so special, I’ve provided a list of the different slang terms for that XXX organ we all know and love. Read on after the jump and pick out a new name to call your girlfriend’s pussy.

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Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

When I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.

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How to give an erotic massage

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Tis the season of giving! What better way to get into the holiday spirit than by sliding your greasy hands up the sexy legs of your adult friend? Yep, that’s right! Today on orgasm.com we’re going to show you how to give an erotic massage to the one you lust.

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Sex Moves From Porn That Will Get You Slapped

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.

The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.

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Sex And Viking Terror

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

During the time of their reign there was nothing more terrible than the vikings. One of the reasons why they struck such fear into the hearts of men at the time was not only for their fighting prowess and fearsome reputation but also for their reach. They were everywhere and it seemed that no place was safe. Many fled inland when their raids touched the coasts of their lands but soon even that did not bring safety. The key here was the viking long ships. These ships were designed in such a way that their construction allowed them to seek passage up rivers as well as travel over rough seas. This meant that vikings could take passage up river and by that route strike deep inland. It became no exaggeration that truly, no where, was safe. What many do not readily understand or indeed have even heard of is the viking penchant for cleverness. The vikings treasured a clever ruse as much as a brave warrior facing his foes openly.

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They treasured and valued a keen mind and a sharp wit as much as they did a strong sword arm. If a man could successfully bring down a raid with few casualties and little bloodshed it brought as much glory to his name as did a great battle. It was also cheaper too and cost less in terms of manpower, energy and money to replace casualties taken to hire new swords. This naturally meant that you could extend your reach and raid even more, which meant, more booty. Rape was also one of their tools and seizing the local pussy and making off with the women to fuck them and make them their own lessened the morale of any would be defenders. So in its own way Sex served a greater purpose beyond just Sex for it’s own sake. It helped spread the viking terror and bring them more victory, with fewer stiff opposition. This in itself was a sort of cleverness.

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