A Dutch Fuck is a titty fuck. That’s when someone uses a woman’s tits for sexual stimulation. I suppose if you wanted to use a fat guy’s tits for a Dutch Fuck you could, but if his chest was really hairy, the friction might be a problem. Lube would help if the friction becomes a problem. In fact, whether you’re Dutch fucking a man or a woman’s tits, lube is key.
There are several ways to approach the Dutch fuck lube question. Some people like to come at it the natural way. They just spit in between the tits and let the saliva lube it up. This works like a charm, but you have to constantly reapply the spit. You can also use any sort of sex lube, which is the way I like to go. There are specific sex lubes that heat the skin up when applied, and those are the ones that are best for the titty fuck. Warms up her tits and the penis. Feels good.
The woman should have at least a full b-cup bosom for a decent Dutch fuck. She’ll have to push her tits together, and then put her hand over top of the penis to stimulate the whole cock. It feels good, but not as good as a woman whose tits are big enough to surround the penis without needing the hand over the top. I’ve Dutch fucked many, many women in my day, and the ones with the biggest tits are always the best.
Actually, for the best of the best, you want a woman whose tits are kind of floppy. Normally I say that the firmer and perkier the tits the better, but this isn’t the case for Dutch fucking. A little bit of floppiness feels better than a couple firm ones. Don’t’ get me wrong – tit fucking big, firm tits is great too. So great. But I’d like to give you the full picture. The nice thing about having a big cock like mine is that while I’m titty fucking a woman, she can suck on the end of my cock. Double stimulation feels fantastic.
In England, the Dutch fuck is also known as a French fuck. In France, the Dutch fuck is known as a Canadian Nap. In Canada, the French Fuck is known as the Spanish Income Tax. In Spain, the Canadian Nap is known as the Chinese Handbag. And the tits in China are generally too small for titty fucking, so they don’t have a clever nickname for it.
Titty fucking is perfect if you don’t want to impregnate a woman, or if you’re worried she might have the herp. This is because when you cum, you can shoot it all over her neck and tits, giving her what the poets like to call the pearl necklace.
1. If I could give Sophia Vergara a Dutch Fuck, it wouldn’t take long to orgasm.
2. Gianna Michaels has the boobs I’d most like to give a Dutch Fuck to.
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