In June of 2011 porn star hottie Raven Alexis announced that she had stage 4 brain cancer. If you know anything about the illness, you know that stage 4 means it’s time to start writing your will. There were T-shirts made, prayers said and the entire adult community seemed to be behind her as she faced the long, hard road ahead of her. Now, the tide has shifted. Blogs and articles are popping up all over the Internet claiming that Raven Alexis lied about being sick. Read on after the jump and make your own conclusions.
Beer Googles + Drunk Sex = Bad News
February 24th, 2012 by Chris MillerThe worst thing happened. I went out with my buddies. Fine. Great. We go out all the time. However, this time it was for a bachelor party. My friend Dumb-fry (his last name is Dumfries, naturally we had to give him a nickname) finally found some chick who could tolerate his addiction to Star Trek The Next Generation and the Indianapolis Colts. He proposed. She said yes. Now it’s ten months later and Dumb-fry is about to tie the knot. Cut to last night. There was beer. There was a celebrity. There was champagne. There were strippers. And then there was me waking up this morning with a bucket of yuck in my bed. Damn you beer goggles!
House of Pain – Bondage Sex
February 22nd, 2012 by Jeff PowellThere are certain things I’ve never done. For instance, I’ve never recorded the final out in the World Series, shut out the San Jose Sharks in the Conference Finals and engaged in BDSM. There’s a very good chance that I’ll never do the first two things, but the last one could come to fruition. Read on after the jump and learn about XXX sex, doms and subs, bondage play and how to do it safely while still getting your rocks off.
Your Missionary Sex Mission
February 21st, 2012 by Chris MillerYour mission, should you choose to accept it is to have sex with your partner in the missionary position. We know what you’re thinking, boring with a capital B! But, I’ve got some tips for you to make your mission as climatic as possible. Read on after the jump and turn a regular missionary fuck in to a XXX cum fest.
What is “alt porn”?
February 17th, 2012 by Jeff PowellWith all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.
Fancy A Gangbang?
February 14th, 2012 by Chris MillerIn your free HD porn perusal you’ve probably come across many gangbang videos. If you’re like me, you probably watched them but first pondered the origins of the word itself. So without further ado, I present you the etymology of the word GANGBANG. Educate your mind and dick after the jump.
Porn Star Of The Week: Juelz Ventura
February 13th, 2012 by Jeff PowellWhat do you get when you combine Ace Ventura and Juelz Santana? You’d probably have yourself a rapping pet detective, and not one of the most gorgeous porn star hotties to ever suck a dick on film. Make room in that spankbank because after the jump you’re about to commit Juelz Ventura and her gorgeous body to memory.
Rock The Boat With Nautical Sex
February 9th, 2012 by Chris MillerWith Valentine’s Day just around the corner I’m starting to loose sleep. No, not because I have a special lady in my life but because there’s a lady I’d like to have special sex with. I met this girl the other day at the gym. She’s perfect. And by perfect, I mean smoking hot. Her personality is probably great but who cares, right? Judge me in a minute because in order to have a passionate XXX night with this woman I have to sit through the worst movie ever made: Titanic. Oh, and I have to sit through it in 3D because that’s how it’s being re-released. Do you not have enough money, James Cameron?!? Sorry, I’ll try and compose myself. But, there is one good thing about this whole Titanic nonsense, I get to fuck this chick after our date. I know this because she told me that she wants to have sex with me but would prefer if I took her out somewhere first and she decided on seeing Titanic. Anyway, this whole business got me thinking about boat sex. After the jump, I hope you’ll be thinking about it too.
Rise Of The Sex Machines
February 8th, 2012 by Chris MillerCum with me if you want to live. A wise man once said that. Well, he didn’t really say that, he said come not cum but hey, this is about women getting their jollies on fucking machines. You’ve all seen Sybian clips in the free hd porn you watch on your smart phone when you think no one’s looking, but have you seen the fucking machines? These are the creme de la creme of sex technology. Don’t be jealous, your dick could never penetrate that far, that hard and that fast. Accept that the machines are taking over.
Top 3 In-Car Sex Positions
February 7th, 2012 by Jeff PowellWhenever I’m behind the wheel of my shitbox (’95 Ford Escort! How the thing still runs is beyond me.) I always imagine I’m having sex with the my favorite XXX hottie Faye Reagan. The problem with having sex in cars is there’s no way to be creative. You’re working in a cramped space and there’s always the threat of Johnny Law knocking on your steamy windows, telling you to take your dick out of that girl’s mouth before he takes you both downtown. However, I’ve found three positions that are guaranteed to make you shoot your cumshot – jizz all over the dashboard (or lady juices if you’re doing girl on girl). Read on after the jump and find out how you can get off while getting on the road.
