Archive for the ‘Playboy’ Category

Duke University Pornstar Reveals Her True Porn Identity

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

 

The Duke University student who was recently outed as being a pornstar by a freshman classmate, previously known only by the alias Lauren, has decided to reveal herself to the world.

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8 Broads Who Were Turned Down By Playboy

Monday, October 1st, 2012

I told you weeks ago that Courtney Stodden finally turned 18 and took to her Twitter account to say that she had said “no” to porn, but  “yes” to Playboy.

As soon as the tweet hit the net, TMZ reported that Stodden was never offered a contract with Playboy and that she made the whole thing up.

You’ve got to feel pretty damn low to get turned down by Playboy when you have the exact cookie cutter figure Hugh Heffner tends to feature in his magazine. But then again, Stodden is terribly annoying and even a bit too trashy for Playboy.

Luckily for her, she’s not the only one who has been rejected by Playboy. Here is a look at 7 other broads who have been given the thumbs down:

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What Did We Masturbate To Before Online Porn Existed?

Friday, September 28th, 2012

It’s really hard to imagine a world without Orgasm.com. We’ve got free porn at our finger tips and we can rub one out whenever we want! It’s just too damn easy.

 

Believe it or not, back in the day there was no such thing as free porn online! Could you imagine!

 

So, people had to really use their imaginations when they wanted to masturbate.

 

Here is a look at a few different things people masturbated to before online porn existed:

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Porn Star “Learned A Lot” From Lindsay Lohan; Who Would Have Thought?

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

It actually doesn’t surprise me that porn star James Deen has said that he has learned a lot about sex from Lindsay Lohan. We all know the girl has definitely been around the block! She’s 26 years old and the only serious boyfriend I can ever recall her having was Wilmer Valderama. Therefore she’s got a good five to six prime years where she was free to sleep with anyone, and considering her track record of being a drunk and a druggie, it wouldn’t surprise me if she was also a slut. Not saying the three things always go hand in hand but, based on my own previous experience they do, if you know what I mean. ;)

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Hef To Get Playboy Back In His Hands

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

300.madison.hefner.marquardt.lc.092208The massive company, Playboy, has agreed to an offer from the man who founded it all, Hugh Hefner, to take the firm private after he raised his bid by 12%.

The Icon Acquisition Holding, which was controlled by Hef, offered $6.15 a share for publicly-listed Playboy, which ultimately values the firm at $210 million. Wowzers.

The 84 year old, who recently got engaged to a 24 year old blonde bombshell, already owns about 70% of Playboy’s Class A common stock and 28% of it’s Class B stock, but he wants it ALL!

There was outside competition from FriendFinder and Penthouse magazine which had offered $6.25 a share.

Hef, who is a God in my books, set up the Playboy magazine back in 1953, but, since the availability of free porn on the internet rising in recent years, circulation and advertising revenues have been failing drastically.

The company has been trying to transform it from a publishing and TV business into a “brand management” company in order to keep the profits coming and therefore has been licensing out the Playboy name and those infamous rabbit ears for a range of different products.

“I believe this agreement will give us the resources and flexibility to return Playboy to its unique position and to further expand our business around the world,” Hefner said.

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Hefner also revealed he wants his hands on everything the company owns in order to be able to pass on the entire thing to his sons when he is ready to retire and when they are ready to step up and run the family business.

In my opinion, I don’t care who is running it, as long as it is still up and going. Not just because of being able to see some of the most famous and gorgeous woman on the planet naked, but because the Playboy name has a sort of class attached to it and with all the amateur and trashy stuff you can find on the internet these days, it’s nice to see something more conservative once in a while.

Sexing Hugh Hefner

Monday, December 6th, 2010

For those who don’t already know, Hugh Hefner is not only the founder of Playboy magazine, but he’s essentially a modern day version of Casanova. In fact, when asked about the number of girlfriends he’s had in his life, he claims to have “lost count”. Often having more than one live-in girlfriend, he is unashamed of admitting that he’s slept will all of them – giving a true meaning to the term “player”. Having just recently split up with three of his former girlfriends – Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt – he now devotes himself to a single woman, 23 year-old Crystal Harris. The catch? Hefner is 84 years old.

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Leaving everyone asking one question, “How on earth do they have sex?”. Surely they don’t have to resort on free porn?

Coincidently, Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson has recently come out with a book in which she recollects her time spent at the Playboy Mansion. As for her moments of ‘intimacy’ with the Playboy mogul, she had this to say:

” One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was—all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

Perhaps that’s what she’s saying now, as a token of gratitude – of sorts. But I can’t phantom the thought of a 20-something actually enjoying sex with a man who is almost 60 years her senior. That’s just gross – to say the very least.

Another former bunny, Jill Anna Spaulding, also recalled her time at the mansion through a memoir titled “Upstairs”. Her version, however, wasn’t nearly as forgiving. She said:

“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now.”

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And while I can sense a bit of resentment in her statement, I’m definitely more inclined to believe her side of the story. After all, how could one expect Mr.Hefner to have the energy to do all of the hard work? Like any other man his age, there is only so much you can do to have good sex at that age. And multiple girlfriends plus a hefty dose of Viagra will certainly do the trick.

Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

The Kendra Sex Tape Isn’t all It’s Cracked Up to Be

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This will mark my last blog about Kendra Wilkinson and her sex tape. At least in its current state of story / non-story. But even though I know it’s totally too late…my suggestion will be not to buy it.

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Kendra Lies About Sex Tape

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Yesterday I reported on the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. In the hours that followed, comments came out through her lawyers and publicist that she was “devastated” by the news and was in fear of “marital repercussions.” I smell bullshit…

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Kendra Joins the Sex Tape Club

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

You have to be living under a rock somewhere that’s frozen in order to not know who Kendra Wilkinson is. Well, either that or you have your TV set to avoid anything and everything E! Entertainment related. If you’re in the loop then you might be mildly interested in learning more about the latest and greatest addition to the Vivid-Celeb sex tape arsenal.

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