Two-Minute Drill technically refers to a quick bout of sexual intercourse that only lasts two minutes and is extremely fast and vigorous, usually performed because there is a time limit or the couple is in a public space where sex would be considered taboo. Now, even though most women would consider a two-minute drill a ‘quickie,’ most men would just call it sex. Really, for the man, the best parts of sexual intercourse, whether it lasts two hours or 5 minutes, is always the last 60-120 seconds where the man thrusts as fast as he can and blows his load. Everything else beforehand and afterward is strictly done for the benefit of the woman.
So remember this ladies because we’re actually doing a lot for you if you think about it. You know that romantic, 1 hour massage with candles, oil, and meditative music in the background? That was all done so we can thrust as fast as we can for a minute or two at the end, and then collapse on top of your oily body. The two hours of making out, kissing down your neck, and gently rubbing our fingers below your navel? All just so we could give a quick thrust, and pull out and cum on your tits. So, next time you’re about to call us selfish because we didn’t last long enough, or because we fell asleep 5 seconds after climax and didn’t want to cuddle and chat, just remember the reason why we’re so tired. It’s all that lead up and foreplay that we’re doing solely for your benefit that makes us so exhausted.
Two-minute drills are not only great for men, but they are also extremely useful fuck scenarios for both sexes. Get horny at the office every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoon, so do most men! Why not meet in the bathroom at afternoon coffee break for a two-minute fuck fest, then use the last 8 minutes of break to grab a smoke? Stuck in traffic on the freeway again and getting a little horny? Well, so is the guy next to you, and neither of you have moved an inch in almost ten minutes. You could get laid twice before the person behind you blares his horn.
But, of course, the most ideal time for a two-minute drill is a wedding or birthday party. The kind of night where everyone gets hammered, and the entire crowd is focused on either the bride and groom, or the birthday boy or girl. It makes it incredibly easy and convenient to sneak away unnoticed with another party goer, have a quick fuck in the bathroom, and still be back at your table in time to make a toast or sing Happy Birthday. So ladies, next time you’re about to complain about Stamina, just remember the two-minute drill. They’re a lot like CAA. You don’t always get what you wanted, but they sure are convenient to have.
1. I tried to have a two-minute drill at a birthday party once with this girl I had a crush on, but I didn’t know what to do with the last 90 seconds. It was a little awkward, to be honest.
2. I once had a two-minute drill while I was pulled over by the cops, and the police woman was back at her car checking my license. You know they always take at least 10 minutes just to tell you ‘everything is clear.’ Lucky for me, my girlfriend at the time was a total Nymphomaniac.
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