Everyone has a leather cheerio, because your leather cheerio is your anus.
I suppose the reason that people use a nickname that incorporates an edible object is so that more people start trying rim-jobs. I remember the first time a young lady, Polly, gave me some tongue-on-asshole attention. First she made me take a long shower, and thoroughly wash my ass crack and anus. She took the removable showerhead and turned it until it was on the single, high-pressure water jet. Then she shot it up my asshole and held it there for about a minute. Home-made enema. I was squeaky clean.
We went to the couch and she positioned me into doggy style position. She knelt behind me and started tonguing and kissing my taint. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the taint, it’s the wonderful area between your cock/pussy and asshole. It’s a rarely used area that has a lot of pleasure associated with it. Polly spent a lot of time sucking on my taint, and gave me my first taint hickey. Sensuous and nasty. A winning maneuver!
After the taint work, I expected her to move away, but instead, she started tonguing my leather cheerio. Even though she was just probing a centimeter into my asshole with little pushes with the tip of her tongue, it felt fantastic. But I was a little weirded-out. Then she used her hands to spread my ass cheeks and really start tonguing my crack and anus. I got harder than I’ve ever been before. She reached around to stroke me while she munched on my leather cheerio.
I started cumming when she put her tongue deep inside my leather cheerio and licking up and down inside my anus. It was fantastic, and it was beautiful. She went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and gargle with antiseptic mouthwash while I laid there with my mind swimming. That afternoon we went out and both got our assholes bleached and began our ass-munching sex lives anew. To this day, I can’t see a little chocolate donut without getting stiff.
1. Gary was more than willing to let his new girlfriend lick his leather cheerio during oral sex and foreplay. When she began to finger it with her pinky, he was surprised, but went with it. When she started adding more fingers and sucking his balls, he politely told her that he was beginning to feel some pain, along with great pleasure. She took one of her fingers out, and continued until he climaxed.
2. It is ironic that the Catholic Church says that gay anal sex is a sin, and yet many priests have molested the leather cheerio of young choir boys and alter boys. In the church’s defense, they have also done a lot of good for society, like inspired the bombing of abortion clinics and stymied efforts to give condoms to HIV-ravaged countries. Big ups, Catholicism!
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