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Blow your load is one of the most self-explanatory sex terms that exists. It’s also one of the most popular among our male viewers, mostly because it’s just about our favourite thing to do in the entire world.
Blowing your load, also known as “busting a nut” or “getting your rocks off” is synonymous with ejaculating or having an orgasm, but usually refers to men and almost always centers around the spraying of the spunk, not just the orgasm itself.
Even though ejaculating and having an orgasm is the easiest thing in the world for me to do, blowing your load can be a tricky situation when there is another person involved, particularly a woman or female “unloader.” Whether you’re a gay male or a heterosexual one, or some kind of combination of the two, one of life’s great mysteries has always been about where should they blow their load?
If they’re with a brand new partner, there are far too many options to choose from. Should we pull out at the last second and shower their stomach or small of their back like a tramp stamping machine? Should we jack ourselves off as quickly as possible at the last second, busting two nutfulls right in the person’s open mouth or face? Or maybe they’re into the eye patch, and we should unload our spunk bucket directly into his/her eye ball. No matter what, the first time blowing your load with a new partner can be a difficult decision.
Of course, not only is the location of blowing your load a stressful decision, but what about our finishing moves? Should we spunk into her mouth and slap the back of her head immediately afterward so that all our cum starts oozing out of her two nostrils, giving her “the dragon?” Or maybe she would prefer “the walrus,” where we pinch the center of her mouth closed after cumming inside it, and push her cheeks together so the white liquid oozes down the sides of her mouth, making it look like she has two giant, white tusks. Whatever decision we make about the location of blowing our load and the grande finale, it’s bound to affect the future of our relationship with that person. One can only hope that we pick the right one for the right person (I once gave a girl the dragon, and she didn’t even like blowjobs or the taste of cum. Boy, was that a mistake).
Lastly, for all you swingers and orgy partiers out there, it can be extremely difficult to decide where to blow your load when your spouse or partner decides they want to experiment by having a threesome. So, they invite another guy or girl into the mix, and you work your magic. However, if you end up fucking both of them back and forth for a while, my advice to ALL orgy amateurs is that you MUST always blow your load inside, or on, your current partner or spouse. If you bust a nut and give some stranger you two met on the internet the grand finale, your girlfriend is not going to be happy.
1. If you want to prevent yourself from blowing your load too soon, just think of your Grandmother washing the dishes while your kitchen is filled with naked men. Weird combination, but it always works for me!
2. Last time I blew my load in a girl’s face, she ended up wearing a pearl necklace all night.
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