A bimbo is an attractive but dumb woman. She is often blonde and sometimes has giant tits and usually has a tiny waste and often a hot body, though not always. Usually she can’t decide between chicken or beef so she eats only her fingernails for days. She really admires the Barbie dolls she grew up with. Her mother imitated Dolly Parton in the shower and, even though Dolly is super rad, ended up kind of a bimbo as well. Her dad is probably a failed country singer.
Bimbo is one of those stereotypes that people don’t really use so much anymore. Along with the idea of being a ‘blonde’, which also implies stupidity, bimbos are kind of on their way out. Perhaps this is because a bimbo is kind of a cross between a stupid blonde and a slutty ho and we like slutty hos these days and there are a lot of crazy smart blondes out there. There’s also the term ‘valley girl’, but that seems to have disappeared for the most part, probably because everyone uses the word ‘like’ in conversations and nobody seems to think much of it.
It’s frustrating that so many female stereotypes involve women being stupid or having lower intelligence. I suppose the equivalent for men might be the term ‘meat head’ or ‘muscle head’, which does insinuate lower intelligence, but it doesn’t seem to carry the same weight. I suppose this is simply because women haven’t historically or traditionally been allowed to show off their intelligence, instead we are encouraged to hide or minimize it.
I don’t think I’ve ever met an actual bimbo in my life. I don’t really know women who aren’t smart. Most of the women I know are incredibly attractive and ridiculously smart. I don’t think it’s really considered all that hot or attractive for women to be stupid. There used to be pressure for women to act stupid around men so that they wouldn’t ‘intimidate’ the men they were with. Nowadays, most men reject that and want to hang around with, date, and marry smart strong women.
While I haven’t really met any bimbos personally, I do think they’re running rampant in celebrity circles. It seems like the easiest way to get famous as a woman is to become some kind of creepy caricature of yourself, which usually involves acting like a bimbo. Take Katy Perry for example. Even her song ‘I Kissed a Girl’ screams of the desire for male approval. Nobody cares if you kissed a girl. Sing about eating a girl’s pussy and liking it and then maybe we’ll take you seriously. Also, if you look up bimbo in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Kim Kardashian. True story.
1. I saw this bimbo walking down the street the other day. I totally wanted to fuck her, but when she started talking I lost my hard on.
2. I may look like a bimbo, but I don’t care. It’s my birthday and I want to get fucking laid.
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