If I’m going balls deep, I’m fully penetrating your vagina with my awesome penis. If I had a penis, which would be just about the first thing I’d do with it. I’d also be pretty much exclusively peeing outside, just because I could. It’s a gift.
Not every guy gets to go balls deep into his lady because some cocks are just too long and it’s not like the vagina is some crazy never ending cave where tampons and fingers and dicks can just get lost up there. There is a wall at the end, and if you have a super long dick, you’re probably only going to get about 5-6 inches of that dick into your lady’s vag, at the most. Which is why in porn, guy’s dicks are often half out. Really, you want a short kind of plump or fat dick, if you’re going to choose your own. But we don’t get to choose, so just be happy you’ve got one and it’s functional and does what you want 80% of the time. And if it’s only 60% of the time, you should still count your lucky stars.
I’ve often wanted a penis. It’s not because I have penis envy, I’m not envious of other dudes’ dicks, I just wouldn’t mind being able to fuck the shit out of someone every so often and yeah, I can totally use a strap-on and that’s mega fun, but I wish I could feel the pleasure that the strap-on is likely experiencing. There’s the pleasure of domination and power and control and being about to be the top and just fuck the shit out of somebody, but then there’s the pleasure of being able to feel that fucking because the dick-like appendage is actually attached to your body and is pumped full of your own blood and has your own tissues and nerve endings.
Yeah, it would be super fun to have a cock.
1. I’m going balls deep this time, no matter how tight you are and I’m going to fuck you so hard your tits bounce off and you’re going to need a vagina transplant.
2. I wish my dick was smaller. If I had a smaller dick I could totally nail my girlfriend all balls deep. I feel like I can only get my cock five or six inches inside her and then she tells me not to slam into her so hard, but I feel like the rest of my cock is just hanging out of her like some kind of fucking reject. I want to feel my balls slapping her pussy, you know? Like, I try to tell her that her vagina is, like, this awesome gaping hole and she keeps trying to tell me that there’s a point where it ends, but that seems, like, totally impossible to me. I mean, that’s why tampons have strings, so that if they get lost, you can shove your hand in there and find it and pull it out.
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