A bedgasm is the feeling of complete and utter euphoria, which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip, or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience. I think we can all relate to bedgasms. I think we’ve all experienced bedgasms and will hopefully have them again and often.
I’ve always been a person who slept well and easily, never really tossing and turning much. I tend to have fairly active dreams as well. Usually they tend to be about anxiety-ridden and traumatic things that are happening in my life, but every so often I get a really juicy and whacked out sex dream. My most recent one was of a creepy tiny Barbie doll that came to life. I was about to start licking her pussy (which is odd in and of itself since Barbie isn’t really known for her anatomically correct features, specifically when it comes to her vulva), when a giant snake like cock came slithering out from between her legs. I didn’t really want to try to swallow this crazy long schlong (mostly because it would super remind me of that creepy scene in that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where the dude gets tortured by having a live snake forced down his throat), so I decided to fuck that snake cock instead. I did, but it was hard to fuck because it was slithery and slimy and moved a lot and I could only fit, like, a tenth of it inside me, so I had to turn over and lie on my back so that teeny tiny perfect Barbie with her giant wormy cock could fuck the shit out of me.
I’m not sure that I actually had a bedgasm due to that dream. I did, however, have sex dreams long before I ever actually fucked anyone. The first major vaginal intercourse fucking dream I had was with this dude that I went on a date with in grade eight. I was sort of into him, but at the time I was more taken with my bisexual best friend who turned out to be gay anyway and who never fucked me but kissed me all sloppy like after we went to go see The Lion King together in theatres. So I dreamt about this dude fucking me and it was totally real, like I could feel his cock inside me, and when I actually did lose my virginity years later I remember thinking, ‘wow, it really did feel like that time with Dave in my dreams’. Weird, I know.
1. I’m so fucking exhausted I’m going to have a bedgasm the second I lay down.
2. Sometimes when I get in bed and I can feel my lover with her soft skin and giant hot ass next to me I start having a bedgasm just knowing that at any minute she could roll over and start sucking my cock.
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