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Balloon Knot


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Slang term for anus. Wanna know why? Go get a balloon. Now blow up the balloon and tie a knot in it. Now look at the knot. That’s what your asshole looks like. Only the balloon’s is nicer. I don’t know, maybe you should try washing yourself better when you shower. Sorry you had to hear it like this, man. Look, I’m not trying to hurt your feelings or anything. I’m just sayin’ your balloon knot could be a little better, you know, attended to, you know?

1. The first thing I do when I get chick into bed is stick my finger right in her balloon knot. If she doesn’t protest, then I know she’ll be up for almost anything.

2. Rhonda’s balloon knot is a thing of beauty. Then I imagine the balloon deflating, and Rhonda flying all around the room to the sound of a thunderous fart.

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