Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All

Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.

Shareholders of  XXX media company forced their CEO out after allegations of embezzlement surfaced. Milton plans on extracting his revenge on those who stripped him of his company by sparing no details in his memoir. The book and movie that will follow, chronicle his rise to the top of the pussy film industry.

Should be juicy. If I spent my formative years shaping Private Media Group I’d make sure to bang all the porn stars I could get my hands on, like Hailey Young. I’d probably call the book, “My Sex Adventures With Porn Pussy”. Don’t laugh. When you write your XXX memoirs you can call it whatever you want. This is my fake book!

Milton’s father started the company in 1965. It began as a porn mag but blossomed into the palace of pussy it is today. The only thing my dad ever started was a bag of chips that blossomed into an ulcer. He also claimed to have seen a UFO in our backyard. Sure dad. Have another Natty Ice. Anyway, Berth’s book should be something considering Private Media Group is Europe’s premier sex peddler. The book/movie combo is scheduled for release in 2013. Can’t wait!

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