Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.
Posts Tagged ‘Free Porn’
The Lazy Man’s Guide To Doggystyle Sex
Thursday, April 12th, 2012
Alien Sex – Yes It’s A Thing
Sunday, April 8th, 2012Ever since Captain Kirk banged a green bitch, fanboys everywhere have been obsessing over alien sex. Yes, it’s a real thing. There are websites devoted to it. Not my kind of fetish, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Or should I say USS Enterprise?
Surrender to Girl On Girl Naked Wrestling
Sunday, March 25th, 2012When I was a kid wrestling was about the British Bulldog and the Ultimate Warrior. Now it’s about two chicks sticking their fingers in each other’s pussies until one surrenders. The winner gets to fuck the other one with a strap on. Hello! No complaints here! If you’ve never seen the new girl on girl style of wrestling, do yourself a favor and get an eyeful on your favorite free porn site, Orgasm.com.
The Hairy Pussy Squad
Sunday, March 18th, 2012Ladies, I get it, you don’t always have time to wax. Yes, I do prefer a clean workspace but I understand that it costs money and probably hurts like a bitch. Once I was banging this chick who had the hairiest pussy I’ve ever seen. It looked like one of the guys from ZZ Top. It still haunts me to this day. But, not all men are turned off by a bearded bush. If there’s one thing we can learn from 70s sex movies it’s that no matter how much hair you have on your vagina, some guy will stick his dick in it. If Honey Dip came up to you and said she wanted to fuck but hadn’t been waxed in weeks you’d still get with her, right? Of course you would. You’re not an idiot. Stick around after the jump and discover Orgasm.com’s Hairy Pussy Squad.
Sorority Sister’s Having Sex
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012College. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honor of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.
Have A Laugh With Clown Sex
Thursday, March 1st, 2012A buddy of mine told me something in confidence. I told him I would take this story to the grave. Turns out, I’m not a good friend. Some stories just need to be told. Ryan (not his real name) was dating this very quiet girl, a real carpenter’s dream. So quiet in fact that if you were right next to her when she was speaking, you couldn’t hear what she was saying. It’s akin to the Seinfeld episode with the low talker where Jerry is forced to wear the “puffy shirt” on the Today Show. She was cute so we didn’t give Ryan any flack about dating a chick who barely spoke and when she did no one was privy to what she was saying unless you had supersonic hearing. Like most men, Ryan assumed that quiet girls were animals in bed. He was right. After the jump find out why their sex life was so….hilarious.
Your Missionary Sex Mission
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to have sex with your partner in the missionary position. We know what you’re thinking, boring with a capital B! But, I’ve got some tips for you to make your mission as climatic as possible. Read on after the jump and turn a regular missionary fuck in to a XXX cum fest.
What is “alt porn”?
Friday, February 17th, 2012With all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.
Rock The Boat With Nautical Sex
Thursday, February 9th, 2012With Valentine’s Day just around the corner I’m starting to loose sleep. No, not because I have a special lady in my life but because there’s a lady I’d like to have special sex with. I met this girl the other day at the gym. She’s perfect. And by perfect, I mean smoking hot. Her personality is probably great but who cares, right? Judge me in a minute because in order to have a passionate XXX night with this woman I have to sit through the worst movie ever made: Titanic. Oh, and I have to sit through it in 3D because that’s how it’s being re-released. Do you not have enough money, James Cameron?!? Sorry, I’ll try and compose myself. But, there is one good thing about this whole Titanic nonsense, I get to fuck this chick after our date. I know this because she told me that she wants to have sex with me but would prefer if I took her out somewhere first and she decided on seeing Titanic. Anyway, this whole business got me thinking about boat sex. After the jump, I hope you’ll be thinking about it too.
Threesomes VS gangbangs
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012In the world of porn there are many different porn styles to chose from. There’s the hot MILFs, the solo performances, girl on girl action and multiple partners.
Does how many multiple partners make a difference in a porn viewers experience? Is two on one better than ten? Threesomes VS gangbangs are facing off today, in a bare knuckled fisting fight to the squishy sloppy seconds end. Come and see this massive match, if you dare!
