To be Well Hung means to have a large penis. This is because the bigger the man-meat, logically, the lower it would hang. It should be noted that the expression “well hung” should imply a flaccid state of penis, since an erect penis does not really hang. It lifts, and throbs, and leaks just a little pre-cum.
Many women look at a man’s crotch when they are interested in him to see if he is well hung. The problem with looking at a man’s trousers and trying to determine whether or not he is well hung based on his flaccid penis is that some men are “show-ers”, and some men are “growers”.
A “show-er” is a man whose flaccid penis is still sizable, despite the lack of stimulation. A “grower” is a man whose flaccid penis is smaller than the “grow-er’s”, but whose penis grows to normal size once stimulated. So, a “show-er” that has a four inch flaccid penis, will grow into a seven inch erect penis. And a “grower” that has a two inch flaccid penis, will grow also grow into a seven inch erect penis. They both end up seven inches erect, but start off in different flaccid states.
In other words ladies, a man that looks “well hung” is not necessarily going to end up with a bigger stiffy than a guy with a little flaccid dick. I’m afraid you’re going to have to blow them both and take a more accurate measurement before making a final judgment.
For some lucky guys, like me, the flaccid and erect penis states are both very large. This is a nice perk as a human male, since women these days seem to put a lot of importance on the size of the penis.
I don’t actually think that penis size matters at all. After all, if a woman has strong Kegel muscles in her vagina, she can clamp down and make any sized penis feel snug inside her. It’s only women with loose, sloppy vaginas that “need” a big dick. Why do they need it? Because their Kegels are so weak that only a bowling-pin sized dong can make them feel anything.
Fuck that. I’m tired of guys thinking their perfectly normal sized dicks are inferior to the monster cocks they see in porn. After all, a man can’t do anything about the size of the cock he is blessed with. What he’s got is what he’s got. A woman, on the other hand, can strengthen her Kegels with a simple set of Kegel exercises. She can do it while she’s sitting at work, and no one would know. But her man would certainly know that night. Because she would be able to grip him and give him a quality ride for once.
That being said, it is awesome to be well-hung.
1. Jason was embarrassed when he popped a boner at the high school dance. But Martina could feel his well-hung penis against her hip and decided to fuck him that night.
2. Justin Bieber is not Well Hung.
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