The Scientists Have Been Studying Jizz Juice

It isn’t a surprise that most men have tried nearly everything to have sex without using a condom first. The most unfortunate fuckers end up getting std’s or pregnant due to this trait, however there are positive benefits to having sex without a condom, besides it feeling amazingly better.

Men can now boast that their unprotected meat wands actually boost a women’s mental health.

In a sex survey of 300 college aged women completed by the State University of New York showed that those who routinely had unprotected sex grew more depressed as more time elapsed between sex sessions. Women who had safe sex did not show the same results. Surprisingly, partners whom had unprotected sex were less likely to commit suicide or suffer from depression.

Women who had unprotected sex were also more likely to seek out new partners and have sex sooner after the relationship has ended. Porn star much?

The moral of the story? Researchers believe that woman are biologically addicted to cum, which is apparently a mood elevating drug for females. It is actually possible to suffer from withdrawal, if she does not get her regular dose.

It may seem like a lofty conclusion, however there is scientific research to back up these claims, however subjective it may be. Condoms may not be the greatest thing in the world, but they are one of the simplest and safest forms of contraceptive available.

At the end of the day though, would you rather have a cum addicted slut of a girlfriend with herpes and a baby on the way? I didn’t think so. So before you bust out the mother of all one liners, remember it might be your last.

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