Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted disease, caused by the gonococcus bacteria, that causes painful urination and puss discharge from the penis in men, and vaginal discharge and pelvic pain in women. It is also known as “the clap”. I did some research to find out why it is nicknamed “the clap”, and found three theories:
1. Because an early “cure” for gonorrhea involved “clapping” something heavy on each side of the penis to expel the discharge. People would place their penis on a table, and smash down on it with a large book. God Bless modern medicine.
2. Because GIs (soldiers) that contracted it from girls overseas would collapse. So “Clap” is short for collapse. I love good time girls over seas. They let you do anal.
3. Because the old French term “clapier” means brothel, where a lot of gonorrhea was passed to men. This one seems most likely. I love French whores. They let you do anal.
Gonorrhea is cured these days with simple antibiotics. Just go to the doctor and tell him it burns when you pee. He’ll do a quick test and that’s that. I had gonorrhea once. It was during a drunken period of my life where I was banging all the bar sluts I could after a bad break-up. I guess I didn’t always put a condom on. Stupid. Thank goodness gonorrhea was all I got. In the age of the fatal sex diseases, gonorrhea is a welcome stranger.
There is a rumor going around Motown that the popular singer Rhianna had the disease for a while and didn’t know it. All the guys that caught it from her referred to is as “gonorRhianna”. If there was anyone on earth that I wouldn’t mind slipping me the clap with her juicy mocha puss-pussy, it’s Rhianna. Call me, baby. I show you a good time.
For all you fellas and ladies out there that are looking for a good time, but want to avoid things like gonorrhea, all you have to do is wrap up the penis with a condom. Guys, I know. Condoms suck. They suck big time. But they’re worth it. Let’s face it, sex with a condom still feels good. Just use condoms until you find someone you want to be monogamous with. After you both get tested, put her on the pill, and no more domes! Easy!
1. Sam went to France to fight in World War 2. When he got there, the fighting was hard, but soon enough he got a three-day leave. He went straight to Paris and got himself a room in the fanciest whore house in town. He fucked every one of the brothel’s 47 whores, and loved every minute of it. After retuning to his squad, he noticed it burned when he peed. He realized he had gonorrhea. He told his captain, and got a two-day vacation while they cleared it up for him. Win. Win.
2. Lisa has gonorrhea. Big time.
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