A ‘Gentleman of Leisure’ is a fancy way of saying ‘pimp’. Plain and simple. And a pimp is an agent for prostitutes, basically. He gets her business, she cuts him in on some of her profits. This sounds like it should work out nicely for all parties involved, but more often than not, a pimp is someone who preys on women (and girls) who are vulnerable, who come from abusive homes and are often homeless and on the streets. Pimps will often get a woman hooked on some kind of drug and then they’re dependant on their pimps to get their fix and also to get the work to pay for their fix. Pimps can be very abusive and will rape and beat up the prostitutes that work for them. These prostitutes are often in just as much danger when dealing with their pimps as they are with the johns who are picking them up for sex in the first place. The term ‘Gentleman of Leisure’ is a fancy way of saying abusive cock sucking douche rapist.
There are ladies of leisure, or ‘madams’, who tend to rock their own brothels and maintain their own independence from ass-hats who are only out to exploit them, but unfortunately these hot ladies are few and far between.
I know a lot of modern day gentlemen of leisure, but they really have little to do with prostitutes and making money off of other’s suffering. They’re more into eating a lot of donuts and pastries and drinking thick sludgy coffee, hanging around in their underwear (or with just a t-shirt and socks…NO underwear) reading the paper. You can find them hanging out on Wreck Beach, walking around with their saggy cocks, their tanned leather skin, lugging around a thermos of beer, trying to sell drinks to all the hippie ladies and dudes who have shed their paisley blouses and man-purses to lie naked on the sand and soak up the spirit of the West Coast. These are dudes who enjoy leisure in its pure form. Who like to relax and contemplate the genuine pleasures of life, not exploit women.
So, if you were a gentleman of leisure, i.e. gentleman of relaxation, what would be your thing? Would you be hanging out by a pool with a tasty colourful drink in hand with a tiny adorable umbrella? Would you be lying on your back watching shooting stars or the northern lights or just enjoying a lengthy blowjob in the privacy of the backseat of your pimped out car? The world really is your oyster, my friend, so don’t take it for granted. Get out there and relax, knowing there’s someone out there who’ll be blowing you soon enough.
1. Gentleman of leisure doesn’t mean you wander around in your boxers eating nachos and playing PS3 or Angry Birds on your Ipad.
2. If only we could go back to the days when there were Gentlemen of Leisure to take care of all of our hooking needs.
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