Get Your Rocks Off is a slang expression for orgasm. There are several different theories as to how this interesting expression had its origin.
The most plausible story comes from prehistoric times. It seems a caveman named Oog had clubbed a dirty and gross cavewoman named Luh over the head and was dragging her into a cave for some hot sex. He pulled up her muskrat-skin dress and began having his way with her in missionary position. Just as he was about to climax, there was a cave-in, and a big boulder landed right on the base of his spine. It had landed right on a nerve cluster so he couldn’t move, and his orgasm was paused just as he was about to cum.
Oog was scared.
Suddenly, Luh awoke. She was happy to see that Oog was inside her, but obviously had a bit of a headache from the clubbing. Oog explained that he was pinned and couldn’t move. Luh reached around and with all her might, rolled the rock off Oog’s back. Suddenly, with the ROCK OFF his back, the nerve cluster was released, and Oog’s orgasm continued. He began to squirt his genetic matter into Luh’s hairy sascrotch pussy. She moaned with pleasure. She would have a line of descendents that include Napoleon, Miles Davis, and you, dear reader.
And that’s where the phrase “get your rocks off” comes from.
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