There is a small part of me that feels sorry for Brett Favre after he got caught with his pants down, so to speak, texting explicit photos of his dick to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger. He’s a grown man so he should have known better, but he obviously didn’t think it through before pressing send on his cell phone. If it was a 14 year old girl who sent pictures of her chest to some boy in hopes of making out with him behind the bleachers, than I would whole heartedly feel bad for her, but Favre is a 41 year old married man who shouldn’t be fooling around in the first place. We all can learn a little something from Favre’s actions.

A couple weeks ago, one of my chick friends brought up a very interesting topic of conversation. She told me that she received a penis picture from a guy she’d been chatting with on an online dating site for a couple of weeks. Basically, she was completely shocked and a little bit disgusted that he would just send this to her out of the blue without her even asking for it.

She then went on to tell me that she forwarded the picture to a lot of her girlfriends and even asked if I wanted to see it. Of course I did cause I wanted to see if it was really something the cyber dude should be flaunting. Of course it wasn’t all that great so it made me think why he would do it in the first place.

A couple days later we all went out for some drinks after work and my friend with the penis picture proceeded to pass it around to about everyone in the bar. Happy hour got a lot happier as people were laughing hysterically at this poor guy’s dick!

I later went home to think. From a woman’s point of view, a man’s junk just isn’t all that enticing. Sure, it has a great purpose in theory, but just looking at it probably doesn’t do anything for them, and I can totally see why. Dicks have nothing in comparison to tits, and I’m saying this from a completely objective stand point.

So what can we learn from Brett Favre and the cyber dude? Next time you think it is a good idea to send a picture of your dick to some chick, be prepared to have it shown to just about everyone in her group of friends and possibly the news, the local newspaper, and blasted all over the internet. You’ll be a porn star, only laughed at. So, my best advice for you is to not even get yourself involved in sexting, even if you trust the person. Unless you don’t give a fuck who is looking at your dick and scrutinizing every inch of it, then all the power to you!