Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Horizontal Academics Goes Viral

Monday, October 18th, 2010

If you’ve had any sort of online presence within the past week, chances are you’ve come across the whole ‘Duke Fuck List’ shenanigan. For those who haven’t, allow me to break it down for you. Karen Owen – an alum from Duke University – created a “Senior Honors Thesis” in the form of a 41-page Power Point presentation. The title? An Education Beyond the Classroom: Excelling in the Realm of Horizontal Academics. In it, she goes into detail about the thirteen men she had sex with over the course of her studies. Not leaving much to the imagination, each lay was presented by their full names and a clarifying picture.

Each of her encounters were described – in detail – from the moment they met, to the point where they had sex. The evaluation was based on a variety of different factors. These included: sexual performance (aggressiveness, penis size and creativity) and status (looks and athleticism). On a slide titled “Background”, Owen states, “In this Duke study, we used data from four years at Duke University to create evaluation materials for such encounters and applied these criteria to the evaluated Subjects hopefully allowing for future maximization of enjoyment of such procedures.” In a nutshell, she means that the only reason she described her sexual experiences was in order to provide a point of reference for future girls looking to hook up with said men.

Owen claims to not have planned for the document to be made public. Despite only sending it out to three of her friends, once one decided to pass it on, the rest came as a sort of domino effect. Since its wide-spread release, many of the men featured on her report have spoken out in frustration. Some have even asked that websites remove their name and picture from the web. Surely, lawsuits should follow (though none have been filed as of yet). In an interview with the website Jezebel, Owen said, “I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that.” Since the incident, she has also cancelled all of her social media profiles, thus leaving angry men and media outlets alike out in a man hunt.

Quickie Time

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Sometimes a guy just has to get some pussy, no matter what the circumstances. More times than not, a quickie will satisfy all sexual desires, and can be fun and exciting.

Here are 8 awesome locations for a quickie when the blood is running heavy below the waste and you just need to satisfy your urge.

1. Elevator: if going from the 15th floor to the ground level isn’t enough time to get your quickie in, then I suggest stalling the elevator for a few minutes to give you some extra time.

2. Movie theatre: as cliche as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theatre is always fun. They’re the best place to get blow jobs or hand jobs.

3. Back of the club/restaurant: if your girl or some drunk chick for that matter, are feeling horny, go to the darkest part of the room, or even the bathroom, and get it on. Chances are no one will even see or hear you.

4. Stairwell: if your roommates home or you’re at work and you only have 10 minutes to spare, head to the stairwell of the building and go crazy for a few minutes.

5. Car: yes I know it’s not very original, but it is always a great experience. Pull over and pound away in the back seat, or have your girl give you some road head.

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6. Alley: before envisioning a dirty alley with rats and homeless people, picture you thrusting away a girl with a skirt on. Now i bet I have your attention.

7. Office: whether its the babe you’ve been eyeing at work, or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat, sex on the office desk makes life that much better.

8. Dressing room: barge into the Gap dressing room with the sexy sales clerk and fuck the shit out of her.

Halloween Sex Positions

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of they year. I completely disagree. Halloween is by far the best time of year because chicks have an excuse to dress up completely slutty and and they throw all their inhibitions out the window.

Halloween’s original purpose has totally transformed in the past couple of decades and amen for that! The idea of scary has turned into sexy and the only thing scary about Halloween should be the inner demons you release in the bedroom.

The devil inside of you and your partner will be shrieking and moaning all night long, and it won’t be because of a full moon. Try out these Halloween sex positions and you wont be disappointed:

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Tail in the Crypt: You and your partner make your way under your bed, aka the crypt, and start doing some anal play, aka the tail. I’ll leave it up for you to decade whether or not you’d like to annoyingly stimulate your partner with scratches on the back.

The Scarecrow: One partner is strapped to a cross brace and must act as if they have to skeletal system. The other partner gets to do whatever they want to the person tied up. Groping, teasing, prodding, and just about anything else you want.

Night of the Fucking Dead: Both partners start off in a standard missionary position, but once the dick is inside, that’s when things get interesting. Neither partner is allowed to use their arms or legs when fucking eachother. Just like the grunting and struggling zombies in the movie.

Pumpkin Head: Have your partner paint their face with orange and black makeup while you cut a hole in a box to act as the table. Your partner will kneel down with the pumpkin head poking out of the hole. You’ll stand in front , and put a candle, aka your dick, into the mouth of this jack-o-lantern.

Witches’ Brew: Fill a hot tub with brown food coloring, novelty eyeballs, gothic candles, and two slutty drunk chicks you found at the bar. A post witches brew shower is also in the cards.

Now you’re really ready to celebrate Halloween this year. Before you’re ready to get down and dirty, try watching some Halloween porn to get you in the mood.

Weird Sex Facts

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

We all do it. Sex is a normal part of life. Some of us do it a lot more than others, and some of us only dabble into it once in a while. Bottom line, sex is one of the most reoccurring thoughts in the human mind and drives a lot of our everyday emotions.

Some of you reading this probably think that you’re an expert when it comes to sex, but I bet you there are probably a lot of things you didn’t know about sex.

I’m not talking about sex skills and technique, rather, scientific facts and studies regarding sex and let me tell you, some of them are pretty far out there! It makes me wonder why and how there was even studies conducted on some of these things in the first place.

Here is a list of the weirdest sex facts I’ve ever heard of:

1. Oral sex is not only a human thing:
Macaques, cheetahs, hyenas and goats also perform oral sex on their partners-and get this, in many cases they swallow!

2. Porn isn’t just a human thing:
When monkeys at Duke University were offered the opportunity to pass up their fruit juice in exchange for images of female monkey asses, they gave their drinks right up.

3. Looking at threesome porn helps a man produce better sperm:
Studies show that men tend to create better sperm when competition is high. And there is no greater competition quite like the sight of a chick getting pounded from two guys at once.

4. The bigger the balls, the more promiscuous the female of your species:
If the females in the species are bigger sluts, then the male’s balls will be a lot bigger. Female chimpanzees are very promiscuous, and the male chimpanzee has balls ten times the size of those of gorillas, who often enjoy monogamous relationships with their partners. Humans fall in between the two.

5.Bigger brains come at the expense of your balls:
Sorry for all you geeks and braniacs out there, but studies show that because large brains take a lot to develop and keep running, they come at the expense of other things in the body. Also known as, your balls.

Not sure what you got out of these facts, but there is one thing for sure that you can do right now. Go and look at some free porn with threesomes and you can improve your sperm production!

Small Penis Syndrome

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Even as babies there is so much controversy surrounding our manhood. From the minute we are born, our parents have to make a critical decision whether or not to snip off the extra skin on our dicks, or to just leave it on, au natural.

Making a decision like this seems hardly imperative at the time, but in reality, causing so much controversy surrounding a baby’s penis only adds fuel to the fire regarding a man’s penis insecurities in our teenage and young adult years.

So, now we have chicks everywhere worrying about our penis size, and for those of us who aren’t as well endowed as others, it can be pretty nerve wrecking the first time a new girl sees the little guy.

But, just because you have a small penis, doesn’t mean that you will be bad in bed, and we have to make sure that this is common knowledge for women everywhere! Just like the saying goes, it’s not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!

Here is some advice for all you out there with smaller peckers that will prove to women that penis size doesn’t matter.

Sex isn’t just about penetration and you need to fully recognize the benefits of foreplay. Foreplay can include anything your women enjoys. From kissing and caressing, to rubbing her clit, or oral sex. You point is to try and get her on the brink of orgasm even before the penetration starts.

When it comes to the main course, position is key.

Doggie style, when performed at the correct angle, can make even the smallest penis feel pretty big. Lean forward when you’re pounding her from behind. Keeping as much physical contact will keep things intimate, enabling her to reach her sexual peak as quickly as possible. She’ll practically think you’re a porn star.

Another great position is The Snake. Have your woman lying flat on her belly with her legs closed. Have her arch her ass upwards and then straddle her hips and place your dick just behind her ass. Gently spread her thighs, just enough to slip your way in.

During the Rabbit Ears position, lay her down on her back, spread her thighs and draw her legs up until her knees are close to her ears. Put a pillow under her ass and when you begin to penetrate, it feels as though you’re filling her pussy completely.

Next time a girl sees your dick and says it’s small, you will have nothing to worry about because now you will know the tricks to get her to come even better than those guys with horse dicks out there.

Hot Outdoor Sex

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

It’s that time of year again where the leaves are starting to change color, and going outside without a jacket is almost impossible. Yes, I’m talking about the transformation from summer to fall, but what I really look forward to when the weather starts to change is the thought about going on vacation to a tropical destination with a sexy partner.

Not going to lie, I’ve had my fair share of fuck fests. A whole week of non stop sex in some of the most amazing spots all over the world with some of the most amazing fuck buddies I have ever seen. Oh yes.

Everybody should be able to enjoy hot sex in the heat. And it can’t get much better than sweaty body parts rubbing up against each other and sand getting into crevasses that sand should not be getting into to. Here are a few reasons as to why it’s important that you get your ass on vacation during these winter months, not that you will need much convincing.

Studies show that our bodies are not truly at peace until the sun beats down on them because the sun and the body’s biorhythms are the same. Not too mention that watching babes prancing around in bikinis, tanned skin, and spreading sunscreen all over someone’s body are contributing factors in getting us in the mood for an intense sex session.

Water sex is amazing because we feel ultimately weightless. Even the ones who are a little on the heavier side feel like they weigh a buck twenty. Water sex guarantees that everything is so fresh and so clean, and can feel absolutely amazing as the smell of salt and the sea heighten all senses.

Go for a walk and lose yourself in the jungle where it’s you and your partner. With no one else in sight and the idea of being out in the middle of nowhere, your sex drive will be at it’s fullest. Fresh air makes us energized and healthy, and the little kid inside of us associates being outdoors with freedom. So, let your inhibitions run wild and don’t hold anything back – in fact, picture yourself in a free porn flick!

Sitting by the pool, drink in hand, and a waiter at your finger tips makes us feel like we’re someone important. And even though we might only feel this way for an average of 5-7 days a year, we must take advantage of it. Getting dressed up, taking way too many tequila shots, and staying up late makes us lose all inhibitions and this is when the best sex can be created.

I know it’s probably not that hard to convince someone that outdoor sex on vacation is some of the best sex you will ever have. Especially after all of these suggestions above. So, if the only thing keeping you from hopping on this band wagon is not being able to afford it, um, well I don’t really have any more advice.

Lady Libido Lulls

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

So you love your guy and you think he is sexy, but you’re having a hard time getting up the gumption to fuck his brains out. Your low sex drive might be attributed to a drop in your testosterone levels. Yes, the commonly known “male hormone” is responsible for women’s sexual response as well as your friends with the outdoor plumbing, the men. Guys, this is a good time to pay attention and see if it’s worth checking in with your lady to see if this could be an issue for her.

Let’s also consider the glaringly obvious point that women and men are not the same sexually. More than that, we both have different sexual response cycles from one another, different genitalia and different turn-ons and turn-offs. Men get horny then want to have sex (after after watching free porn), a lot of women experience in reverse: begin to have sex and then get horny. Before you worry about a hormonal issue, you may want to try going along for a bit of the ride as it were, and see if it makes you horny. Failing that, or possibly even just for good measure, check in on your testosterone levels with your doctor. Women with low testosterone levels may experience low or no sex drive.

A doctor can recommend solutions for raising your libido. From foods you can eat to medication you can try. The most important thing to keep in mind is that there might be other reasons than just your mood that may be causing a drop in your sexual energy. Also remember that your sexual peak is around the age of 35, so you may have not reached your peak yet and may be feeling a lull, or you might be past it and on your way out of menstrual land. In either event, there are solutions. Make sure you let your boyfriend know that you still find him extremely fuckable and you can both work together to get your motor running again.

Pay Up: The Reality of Modern Prostitution

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Sex is a commodity. According to the old saying, it’s the oldest job in the world. So, why is it the only commodity we feel shame for paying for? Some of us feel personal humiliation for paying for sex, based on the assumption that if you’re handsome or smart enough that you wouldn’t have to pay for it. You can buy sex or you can work for it, but the idea that you shouldn’t have to do either is silly. Going to a sex worker is often regarded by clients as an “emotionally cleaner” transaction. You don’t have to put in any emotional energy. You go in, you get your needs met, you have your orgasm, you pay the lady, you go home. Simple.

Another reason for this shame, is that in most countries it is highly taboo and illegal. As George Carlin used to say “Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn’t it legal to sell fucking?

Prostitution has been decriminalized in parts of Germany, all of Australia and New Zealand, Holland, as well as parts of Nevada. Unfortunately, however, in North America overall, any politician who would take this issue on would likely be committing career suicide. There is a perception that the oppressed and downtrodden prostitute won’t be protected, even though this is often made worse by prohibition.

People love black and white pronouncements and are uncomfortable with grey area. Most of us don’t want to look at whole situation. Sometimes paying for sex is okay, sometimes it’s not. Officially no one “ought” to be doing it, so we just sweep it all under the carpet. If we said this is okay, then the government would feel like they’ve lost control. People assume if commodities like drugs and sex were decriminalized, everyone would be fucked up all the time or using prostitutes all the time. This is not the case in governments that to allow (and therefore tax) sex work. There is significantly more control because more people are on the books and this is seen as a legal occupation. As a result, there is more protection for both the sex workers and the Johns. Why we’re at it, lets say porn stars too.

For now, it seems like if prostitutes want to be safe, they either have to lay low and find a good madam and/or quiet clients, or move to a place that is more accommodating to their choices. The downside to that is that the market will be more significantly penetrated, and supply and demand might run a little dry.

The Many Forms of Spiritual Sex

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Sex can be largely a physical activity, though women primarily tend to believe it should be a spiritual, even sacred experience. Our responses to the emotional commitment that sex brings can reveal a lot about a person and their views on sex. Some of us view our bodies and sex for that matter, as sacred beings. Some people may become aware of their own potential through the healing that this affirmation brings.

Despite the potential that spiritual sex offers, there are fundamental ideas that are relevant universally. A lot of naive porn addicts would offer us an insight to the manipulation of a person’s perception on sex. In the west, we tend to diminish sex until it’s merely an act of hot fucking and orgasms. Understanding the basics of spiritual sex will allow us to begin to see sex as sacred rather than profane relationship.

Throughout history, attitudes towards sex have changed as cultures have continued to evolve. The pornofication of society that we are currently experiencing illuminates the importance of performance, technique and instant gratification, and the potential of sex as a sacred form has been long since acknowledged.

The most famous version is tantra, which emerged from Asia around 1400 BC. Tantra is founded on the belief that we can access the divine through sexual ecstasy. Nearly all religious traditions are infused with sexual symbolism, some even embracing sex as an act of engaging god. Despite the myth that religion tells us to primarily abstain from sex, even archbishops have suggested that accessing god through the body’s grace is a significant religious experience.

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams was quoted as saying, ‘To be formed in our humanity by the loving delight of another is an experience whose contours we can identify most clearly and hopefully if we have also learned or are learning about being the object of the causeless loving delight of God.”

Some of us may have already experienced divine states during incredible sex – some that surpassed the physical enjoyments we normally experience. We should all strive to find a healthy balance between watching free porn and engaging in some righteous fucking.

Fluid vs. Fixed: Sexual Orientation

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Gay, straight, bi-sexual; these labels may soon become obsolete. A recent study suggests that nearly 30% of lesbian-identified women have fallen in love with a man. Many women, throughout their lifetime, who at some point identify themselves as a lesbian, tend to weave in and out of their orientation. This refers to not just a fling, but legitimately having fallen in love. In the study of 100 women over a period of 10 years, the majority of women modified the labels associated with their sexual orientation, a trend that increased as time went on. Several participants adopted a preference of being “unlabeled” as they aged, while others have acknowledged a possible shift in their sexual identity in the future.

Take Anne Heche, for example. She was in a relationship with Ellen Degeneres for three years, while both before and after that period in her life she was with men. This is not meant to suggest sexual preference is a “choice,” but rather, that women’s attraction to another is based on more than indoor and the outdoor plumbing that defines the porn industry. It is something behind the eyes that women connect to.

Men, on the other hand, tend to have a more fixed relationship with their sexual orientation. It is far less common for a straight man to fall in love with a penis other than his own, or vice versa. They are more likely to label themselves as a certain sexual preference, and to stick with it for life. This further serves to back up the theory that men are attracted to visual and physical stimuli, while women are turned on by psychological and emotional factors.

It seems the titillation many men experience regarding bi-sexual women has caused a kind of backlash against women who flip flop between gender selections. The notion of two girls together (with room for some voyeuristic cock) may be a common interpretation of these studies, spurring a classic fantasy into a realistic possibility. Fathers, lock up your lesbians! The word is spreading that men may have a chance to spread her, and with all that pussy-lovin’ out in the open, he might inch ever so closely toward the threesome of his dreams.