Sex is a serious subject these days. Porn watchers are living in controversial times and nobody knows this better than politicians.
More and more news sources are discovering that when politicians rally against porn, it’s because they are avid viewers themselves.
It’s sad that we put such impossible standards on our political figures. In order to lower the bar, orgasm.com has decided to celebrate the politicians that look like porn stars.
First on the list is the lovely Sarah Palin. For those who don’t own televisions, computers or know how to read newspapers, Palin was a V.P. candidate for the Republican party back when McCain was trying to beat Obama. This mama grizzly lost in politics but continues to win big in reality television.
Her pornstar look-a-like is the stunner Lisa Ann, who became famous for “Banging Palin” and many girl on girl adult films.
Moving on is Michelle Bachmann. She is this year’s Palin and is a big Tea Party slut. Her husband is famous for being “not gay”.
Desi Foxx is a 51 year old porn star who shares many features with Bachmann. She enjoys sucking cock, while Michelle likes wieners. even with that difference, we think they could be twins.
Next up is the handsome Rick Perry, who also loves sticking meat in his mouth. Perry is trying to run for president, which means he should probably stop eating hot dogs in public.
His gay porn counterpart is the handsome Jason Ridge. Maybe the two of them can shake hands in an undisclosed location, perhaps in a sauna or poolside.
John McCain has taken a step back from politics lately, but there was a time when he could have been president of America. Unfortunately at age seventy five, the voters thought he was just too old.
Just like John McCain was a little aged for politics, his pornstar mirror image Dave Cummings is a dirty old man as well. Cummings is seventy one years young and he didn’t even start porn until he was fifty five.
Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford is fast gaining an international name for himself as the most hated politician in Canada.
Ford is known for his verbal abuse of 911 operators, breaking the law, then lying about it (and finally admitting it when incriminating camera footage came out) and total neglect for all of his mayoral duties.
Dick Nasty is a slimmer version of Rob Ford, he’s a 55 year old porn star and has more brains in his cock than Ford will ever have in his head.
Last but not least is the commander and chief, the one the only, Barack Obama. The guy who every FOX television reporter has accidentally called “Osama” at least once. God bless America.
Obama’s double (gang) banger is a multi ethnic porn actor of the highest caliber. Guy Desilva starred in “Obama’s XXX Stimulus Package”.
Thanks for reading folks, and if anyone has a picture of Rick Santorum’s (hopefully gay) porn look-a-like, feel free to let us know.
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