Archive for the ‘Porn Parody’ Category

Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award

Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

Vivid Unleashes “BATMAN: XXX” Today!

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Vivid Entertainment‘s HUGELY anticipated “Batman XXX” hits the street today. (Look no further than our blogs about it here and here to see just how much we’ve been anticipating this porno.)

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The Batman XXX Parody Must be Really Good…

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Fanboys and girls everywhere can rejoice with the unveiling of porn monolith Vivid Entertainment Groups newest division; VIVID SUPERHERO. The new imprint will champion Axel Braun (Batman XXX, Grease XXX and The Godfather XXX: All coming soon) as it’s lead director.

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David Faustino Visits Porn Set!

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Way to go ‘Bud Bundy!’ I understand someone not necessarily wanting to have their lives and (ahem!) careers tarnished by the oily residue of porn, but hats off to David Faustino who, at least, showed a great sense of humor while visiting the parody set of “Not Married With Children XXX part 2.”

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Batman vs. Batman Porno

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Regardless of my Batman obsession (which behind the scenes means that any and ALL Batnews is good Batnews) here’s an update on, NOT ONLY the Batman XXX superporno coming out…but its competitive counterpart.

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Grease is the Word in Porn Parody

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I know, I know, another sex video parody…I’m just as tired of reporting on them as you are of reading about them. It just begs the question “are there no more original ideas in pornodome?” But come on. A GREASE parody??? I’m pulling out my leathers and dippity-do for this shit.

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Porn Stars of Not Charlie’s Angels Revealed!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

The hot casting call these days has been the much debated, highly anticipated decision of who will fill the iconic holes shoes of “Not Charlie’s Angels.”

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“Alice in Wonderland” to Visit Porn Once More

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

I’m mixed on this. And by mixed I mean, happy and annoyed. I knew of course that an “Alice in Wonderland” porn title was an absolute inevitability, given the Tim Burton version coming out down around the corner. And believe me, the Lewis Carroll book is ripe for naughty interpretation and has incredible characters that can only translate into incredible sex…but jeebus am I tired of hearing about parodies.

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