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Saturday, October 27th, 2012
Christian Sex Shop? Yes, It Exists
Friday, September 3rd, 2010As sex is becoming a more and more accepted topic of discussion, what once was taboo for some, is now becoming mainstream. Still it’s surprising that a new sex shop has opened whose patrons are married christians. This exclusive online sex shop is targeting christian married couples interested in putting down the bible for some anal bead play.
The selection of products at the store are an interesting medley of christian influenced sex toys. The “Like a Virgin Kit” is a step by step vaginal tightening kit in case your women was not pure from the get go as she promised. Jesus lovers can choose from a wide selection of masturbation sleeves – including the popular “Head Honcho”. Inside of the sleeves are “three suction cavities, and as you stroke the Head Honcho up and down, it creates a pleasurable vacuum.”
The masturbation devices are said to provide a helpful alternative to when the a married couple cannot have sex, say divorce or Sunday. Couples who are trying to have sex however, can choose from a saintly selection of condoms, dildos, and lubes. Those with premature ejaculation troubles can find some help from the lord in the form of a gel. The sex aids as they call them, are a perfect addition to any holy happy home.
No sex shop is legitimate till it has a really naughty section, and a christian shop is not be left out. Under special orders, a sexy velcro kit can ordered, for your introduction to bdsm. The sinful sex kit contains a blind fold, feather, velcro straps and tethers. A light bondage kit that Jesus will surely give to juicy thumbs up for.
A plethora of pussy accessories are available such as crotchless panties, remote controlled vibrating panties and even a lovers thong with stroker beads. Non piercing nipple jewelry and penis candy provide a kosher christian alternative.
Those christians who need a little extra forgiveness of their sins can purchase a book that instructs them how to use the toys “the christian way”. If there is a christian way to fuck a women in the ass while she is gagged and bound to a cross, then so be it. Just make sure you buy the book, so you really understand how to do it properly.
The Madonna of Orgasm: Soon to be a Church
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010Church ministers are usually the last people you would expect to praise orgasms at the podium. If you have ever been to a church where the sermon started off “And God said to Abraham, thou wilt spread thy seed all over her tits”, you were likely at the peak of your acid trip, screaming at an ice cream box on the street corner outside a Target. Well if you’re ready for the greatest mind fuck of your life, be prepared for the orgasm church in Sweden, something that is being proposed by a legitimate church minister.
In southern Sweden, Lovestad, a battle has been raging to properly register a faith community. Sweden’s Supreme Administrative Court has made the church a slippery fish to handle. The spanish founder and self appointed cardinal of the church, Carlos Bebeacua, has led a campaign for what he hopes will become the first church to praise orgasms as God.
Bebeacua once told tabloid Kvällsposten: “The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”
The Madonna of Orgasm, which the church is appropriately called, was focused around painting by Bebeacua that had sparked controversy during the 1992 World Fair in Seville, Spain. Since then, he has committed himself to founding a worship for what he believes is the true god – orgasms.
His bold beliefs have been matched with thundering dick slaps from Sweden’s Financial and Adminstrative Services Agency who refuse to register his application for the church as a religion. The agency has allegedly said that the church’s name would offend Christians, since it was to unconventional and a clear reference to the Virgin Mary.
Bebeacua has garnered support from local Christian communities, including a Church of Sweden Parish priest who welcomed the unconventional religion. Bebeacua also commented that the word Madonna, is literally translated to “my lady” and does not reference the Virgin Mary.
The success of the church is still wavering as the administrative court has ruled its name offensive to religious groups, and to the general religious proposals allegedly commenting that they “cause offense not only in the broad groups of the population that have Christian roots, but also in society as a whole.”
Those of us who know a good fuck is the closest we’ve ever been to heavenly bliss would be happy to throw this guy a bone, even if all he wants to do is get it off.
First-timer Mallory Rae Murphy Loses Virginity on Film
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009No really!
I know it’s a tried and true piece of porn cliché, every model is an 18 year old virgin, but this New Year the holiday buzz is that porn new-cummer Mallory Rae Murphy has documented her crossover into womanhood.