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Christian Sex Shop? Yes, It Exists

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

As sex is becoming a more and more accepted topic of discussion, what once was taboo for some, is now becoming mainstream. Still it’s surprising that a new sex shop has opened whose patrons are married christians. This exclusive online sex shop is targeting christian married couples interested in putting down the bible for some anal bead play.

The selection of products at the store are an interesting medley of christian influenced sex toys. The “Like a Virgin Kit” is a step by step vaginal tightening kit in case your women was not pure from the get go as she promised. Jesus lovers can choose from a wide selection of masturbation sleeves – including the popular “Head Honcho”. Inside of the sleeves are “three suction cavities, and as you stroke the Head Honcho up and down, it creates a pleasurable vacuum.”

The masturbation devices are said to provide a helpful alternative to when the a married couple cannot have sex, say divorce or Sunday. Couples who are trying to have sex however, can choose from a saintly selection of condoms, dildos, and lubes. Those with premature ejaculation troubles can find some help from the lord in the form of a gel. The sex aids as they call them, are a perfect addition to any holy happy home.

No sex shop is legitimate till it has a really naughty section, and a christian shop is not be left out. Under special orders, a sexy velcro kit can ordered, for your introduction to bdsm. The sinful sex kit contains a blind fold, feather, velcro straps and tethers. A light bondage kit that Jesus will surely give to juicy thumbs up for.

A plethora of pussy accessories are available such as crotchless panties, remote controlled vibrating panties and even a lovers thong with stroker beads. Non piercing nipple jewelry and penis candy provide a kosher christian alternative.

Those christians who need a little extra forgiveness of their sins can purchase a book that instructs them how to use the toys “the christian way”. If there is a christian way to fuck a women in the ass while she is gagged and bound to a cross, then so be it. Just make sure you buy the book, so you really understand how to do it properly.