Posts Tagged ‘Sex’

The Craziest Sex Headlines of 2010

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Jan 4 orgasm.com1As each year passes, it seems that the headlines during those twelve months get more and more crazy as the years go on!

In 2010 there were so many random and hilarious sex incidents that made headlines all over the world. Here is a look at some of them:

1. A man chopped off his own dick with a knife. Why you ask? Well, after he spent five years in prison in Spain for a violent crime, he wanted to avoid being deported back to his home land of Kazakhstan. So, what did he do? He chopped of his manhood so they couldn’t bored him on a plane to go back home.

2. We have all seen guys who constantly date the same type of girl. Some guys constantly date girls that fit the same and only criteria. But, what if a guy takes it one step further and actually has a doll replica of his ex made for only $18,000. No biggie! The construction of the sex doll took forever because he had to re create all of her details to a t, down to her nails and teeth.

3. When a 54 year old woman met her biological son that she gave up for adoption, the two of them decided to revisit the last place he saw her- her vag. He was 33 and the consensual sexual relationship lasted 18 months. Apparently she made the first move by laying next to him in bed and now she’s facing a year in jail for incest and having to register as a sex offender.

4. We’ve all been in those positions where we wish we couldn’t see the person we were having sex with, but what if you actually went temporary blind every time you had an orgasm. For one man this was just the case. Luckily doctors eventually figured out it was related to blood flow and were able to solve the problem.

5. The Berns hotel in Stockholm provides all kinds of amenities for hotel guests including sex toys, free porn, and handcuffs.

6. The sex store Pleasures in Alabama became the first adult store to offer drive thru services. The shop plans to cash in by selling whips, lube and vibe through the sliding window in discrete paper bags.

7. A 21 year old man from the UK with a learning disability is using government welfare to get himself laid. He is applying for discretionary funds to fly to Amsterdam to fuck a prostitute and loose his virginity.

8. Italian PM has order a $95,000 restoration of a broken off pens on a Roman marble statue of Mars.

9. At the Markumm In in Eugene, the own and his wife like to get it on with their hotel guests. Apparently they began asking the guests to guess the measurements of his penis and even asked employees to rub lotion on it. He then began masturbating in front of guests and have them play ring toss on his hard dick.

raw_xxx_movies-hardcore_fucking

The Ass You’ve Seen A Thousand Times

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

big-oily-assFor men, each time they have sex is like a new time. Sex, and for that matter porn, are less quantitative then qualitative for men and their responses. The male mind can simply go back to the well over and over countless times, to view something that arouses it. A man might simply love his wife’’s nipples and though having seen them too many times to be able to count, will still be transfixed by the sight, feel and texture of her nipple and areola every single time he sees them. Being a man he will never tire of that which fascinates and arouses him. Much like a child that needs to reinforce learning by repetition, a man needs to feed his sense-and his sense of sight most of all-by gazing at that that he is attracted to over and over again.

This is why men are often tagged with the pejorative of objectifying women when in fact what is happening most times – or even on a first date – is that a man is locking into what he finds so alluring and enjoying in his partner, their lips, tits, ass, even another cock to the exclusion of all else. He immerses his sight and attention and enjoys the piece of pieces for what they are and not how they relate to their lover as a whole.

handler.php

Whether he is gay, bi or straight a man will never of his stimulants, and if they are visual they will end up being even more arresting.

This is why pleasing a man in bed really is so very easy. First of all, a man’s genitals exist outside his body, they are easier to stimulate by touch then a woman’s. But ad into the mix the way a man’s sight so easily leads him to spin his wheels over the same object or body part any man’s lover knows all they have to do is satisfy a man’s sense of obsessive sight, touch a man’s dick a time or two and he’ll be soon in orgasmic nirvana.

It’s not so much that the male mind is simpler then the feminine one. It’s not so much that women rely more on their emotions to fuel their libido, while a man can stick his cock into any warm hole. Men certainly can be less emotionally attached then women and their intimacy building often takes a different course, but for a man, being led by visual stimuli he has seen over and over again is a form of intimacy and the very best way for a man to be aroused.

bwb_ricki_white03

Where Has All The Good Written Smut Gone

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

For the writer of smut; the scribe of the sexy; the wordsmith of wonderfully wacky cock-rising fair, where does he or she place his stories and poems to entice ever newer audiences. With magazine readership dwindling more each day, Kindles and other digital book readers ever more the rage, the porn writer finds ever more outlets for his dirty words in the digital world and with fans who will continue to scour the globe for what gets them off.

aimeeaddisonporn2

On the Internet and in e books, the naughty writer is publishing short stories, novels even comics for a readership that has never really left written erotica. It is just that now that the world is so specialized and every need, thought and kink can be compartmentalized and a newsgroup found to address if, there are just more specific places for people with specific sexual thoughts to find each other and the art made just for their interests. By word of mouth, testimonials and reviews placed in blogs or on sites, if one person has even the smallest little kernel of interest in one small little fetish, he or she can find something written on it!

Not that erotica will ever meet the masses. It will always be the red-headed stepchild of more literary fare simply because it speaks to our more prurient interests and even the classic in the genre like Tropic of Cancer and others will always be considered lowbrow works of art in a world where erudite critics feel they need to pan art that gets readers ready to have sex.

But who we are is built around our hopes dreams, triumphs and failures as much as our kinks, sexual longings and masturbatory dreams. We can no more deny the urges we feel and the need to express our pleasure over them or the questions we have about them then we cannot not expound over love, war and politics, all the highbrow subjects critics think worth remarking on.
From the very first minute man could record the world around him, even through Puritan times and artwork scrutinized by church and state, even in the most remote corners of the globe and the most sexually repressed societies, man expressed and will continue to express his most prurient thoughts and fitful sexy daydreams attempting to understand his heart as much as his loins.

2703731_aimee-addison_mwhf-pic3

Swingers

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

There are many men and women who see sex as an adventure and they strive for as many intimate experiences then can manage, many of which lie outside a conventional monogamous relationship. Like everything else sexual, there are no two people with the same level of libido, who share the exact same needs, kinks or thoughts. But there are some couples who like to fuck, fondle and suck as much as they can with as many different partners as they can; these people often times call themselves swingers.

swingers

Swingers many times define themselves as having a regular partner while also engaging in sex play with others. Some swingers seek out sex with strangers, while still other couples have regular play partners they are intimate with. Swingers meet at parties just for swinging or play spaces they pay to join. And though far too often men and women who swing are regarded by the vanilla traditional sex crowd as being somehow sleazy, too horny or sexually predatory, there are many swingers who have healthy, happy and emotionally stable lives, enjoying their liberal lifestyle of non monogamous sex successfully for many years.

Entering into the swinging lifestyle can be tricky as many clubs or events do not allow single men to join, as far too many single men believe that swinging is just free sex. Many of these groups and events require that entrants either be single women or male/female couples so that there would be an equal match of all participants. Couples entering into swinging need be completely sure they both want to step into this world, must communicate their needs and fears and trust one another completely; it’s not just every couple who can stay emotionally connected to their partners while fucking other people. Many swingers have rules in their relationships to remind emotionally-bonded partners that they are the primary couple and that lovers and play partners are just that and not a threat to a relationship, but it all can be very tricky as intimacy often gets mixed with sex, for better or worse. Where our pink parts are engaged so often goes our hearts and walking the balance beam of propriety is a swinger’s most delicate act as well as their most important step to execute.

181-11-hot-wives-in-swinger-episode

Being A Porn Star – The Ins and Outs of the Adult Industry

Monday, December 27th, 2010

 

It is a common sexual fantasy of many people that being a porn star must be a wonderfully erotic and sexually-wild life. We look at the actors and actresses in porn films  and immediately imagine that what we see on our screens is what that actor or actress is like in reality, that their lives are nothing but fucking, sucking, fondling and licking in a constant barrage, with their days being filled with nothing but more partners for the parade of parts and activities with all kinds of hot ready and hygienically perfect specimens.

But the fact is that for the most porn stars, both men and women, the real allure of what they do is that they simply get paid quite a lot for appearing in their films and for being photographed in all kinds of sexual positions. Just check out this behind the scenes porn video from Digital Playground.

It really is just a job.

 

busty-porn-star-perform-steamy-mature-sex_1

(more…)

Bondage Done Right

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

imagesThere are many forms of sex that people engage in, and one of the most common, in one form or another, is bondage. Bondage basically is, the idea of restraining a person either to intensify sex or as a prelude to fucking. Like everything else in our intimate lives though the types and degree or bondage varies widely from person to person. But bondage is, in one form or another, a rather popular sexual activity.

Bondage is also very risky and not something couples should engage in lightly or with just casual attention. One of the most common mistakes people make in regards to bondage is to confuse the reality of bondage as sex play with their fantasies or what they might have seen in porn movies or read in erotica books. But the fact is that bondage in reality is a very different specific type of intense play and unless couples can discern the difference between what they think they want and what they actually get, either by taking classes or reading some serious how-to books, then they should never, ever attempt bondage.

Communication is most important in sex, but doubly so in a bondage scene. The person being restrained must be able to say what is working in the scene and what is not working and, especially, when/if they might be in some trouble. It’s best never to use a gag or block the person being restrained airwaves or mouth, even if the participants want this. One should always be able to say what is working and what is not! Safe-words should be agreed upon at all times as they should always be in any sexual scenes involving dominant and submissive approaches.

It is also extremely important not to use homemade or cheap bondage equipment like scarves or rope or handcuffs. Bondage equipment that is built and sold by people who know how to do it right might be expensive but it is also designed to be safe for everyone using it. Using the wrong kind of stuff for bondage can be very, very dangerous as scarves can knot up and be difficult to open, handcuffs can cause very serious damage to skin, and ropes can cut off circulation leading to extreme injury.

Playing smart and playing safe means couple can play like porn stars for a very long time.

bondage-bitches

The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

Dec 22 orgasm.com2

5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Getting Through The Holidays

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Considering that the average cover charge for a New Year’s party hovers around the $100 mark; it sure tends to leaves many disappointed and urging to get home to their free porn. After all, with dozens of couples flaunting their blissful selves around us lonely folk, it’s not wonder so many of us get depressed and curse love in all its glory.

christmas-elves

And so, for those who find themselves single in wake of the new year, follow these three simple – and brutally honest – tips:

1. Play The Role Of Grinch – Whoever started the tradition of kissing on New Year’s Eve deserves to be shot. Ok, maybe not shot, but a kick to the balls (or box) wouldn’t hurt. It seems as thought not having a significant-other to smooch you at the stroke of midnight is serious enough to classify you as a sore, lonely loser – but things don’t necessarily have to go that way. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, proceed to make all of your ‘coupled’ friends feel like crap by flaunting your single status for all it’s worth. Discretely remind them that while they simply must attend that boring pot-luck party, you’re free to hang out in your boxers and get wasted by the fire while watching South Park re-runs. Even if they don’t look impressed, deep, deep down they’ll envy your freedom. The result? Single “loser” 1, boring couple, 0.

2. Do Whatever The Hell You Want – While on the subject of staying in, be sure to do whatever you please on the last night of the year. If you want to venture the great outdoors and get smashed at a watering hole, then by all means. Sex with a random stranger? Go for it! Provided you use protection, of course. Alternately, don’t feel guilty if all you want to do is sit by TV eating a whole bag of chips. One day, you’ll eventually look back and realize that what others may have perceived as “pathetic”, was actually the ultimate act of freedom.

3. Have The Time Of Your Life – If you do decided to venture outside and hit a bar or club, make sure to go all out. What better way to ring in the new year than to get absolutely sloshed at some dingy watering hole? Plus, it will provide you with plenty of opportunity to meet other singles who, just like you, made an effort to show some face. So go out there, dance your ass off, get naked, and make a total fool out of yourself for once. Eventually, you’ll have a woman who is set on telling you what to do – so enjoy being single while you still can.

679793_action_300x225

Small Vibes, –Great Pleasure

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

102635They say great things come in small packages. Vibrators are no exception. Women’ crave all kinds of satisfaction (free porn included), and with a little exploration, a woman can find the right vibes to trip her trigger.

One of the more clever things to emerge in the sex toy industry is the practice of making vibrators that look like something else entirely. It doesn’t have to look like a big, vibrating wand or a big black cock. Some are made to look like hairbrushes or other common household items. A vibrator that looks and feels like a lipstick could be the perfect little travel toy. It’s pointed “lipstick” end can produce surprisingly strong vibrations. Angled the right way with consistent pressure, a stealthy woman can count on hot orgasmic waves, maybe even while taking a short break from her busy day at work.

Egg-shaped vibes are relatively small and also good for clit stimulation. With somewhat of a broader surface area, they can roll over the clit and give some very intense stimulation. If it is the type with a strong and reliable cord, it can be inserted into the vagina for internal vibrations as well. This type of model comes in an array of shapes besides the egg. The vibrating shape and its cord terminate with a handy speed control unit that a woman can experiment with or give over to her partner for some surprising sensations.

210720

Another development that is especially nice is the rise of vibrating toys in regular old drug stores. Sold as massagers, these fun things can look like small hand-held wands with round bulbs, giant jacks that look similar to non-vibrating professional massage tools, or a convenient array of other shapes. It is true that you could work on any of your tired muscles with these devices, but it seems that the advertising is done with a nudge and a wink. The companies are probably pretty sure which “muscle” might be getting the most intense workout.

If a woman prefers the feeling of insertion, there are still more vibes to be found. Penis-shaped vibrators don’t have to be huge. In fact, one can find them as small as that vibrating lipstick, and can move up in length and girth as desired.

sascha_sin_fuckingmachines

Naughty Board Games

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures and the only way of spicing up our sex lives – free porn aside – is through some good old-fashioned fun. That’s when board games come in. Not just intended for those with a penchant for Monopoly and Scrabble, these kinky titles are meant for two players only. Feel free to add more when swinging is an option.

Dec. 19 - Naughty Board Games

1. The Kama Sutra Game

Unsure of what to do on an average boring weeday night? Pull out this deck of Kama Sutra cards and get to playing! Containing everything from sharing sweet words to advanced sex positions, this game will not only keep you guessing; put it will provide you and your partner with a night to remember. Be sure to stretch!

2. Strip Chocolate Board Game

For those who like to bring something yummy to the bedroom, consider this Strip Chocolate game. The more clothes you take off, the more chocolate you can paint on yourself (and your partners body). And we all know how to get it off aftewards…wink, wink.

3. French Kiss Massage Kit and Game

Sold in four different versions – each with its own scent – this “game” comes with its own lotions and oils. Featuring everything from French Almond to Vanilla Orange lotion, all you have to do is spin the wheel and apply your product of choice to a designated part of the body. Though it’s safe to say that you’ll forget about the wheel shortly after, it’ll still serves as the most exciting foreplay you’ll ever have.

4. Speak Love, Make Love

Shaped like a classic board game, players give and receive as they move through the spaces. Similar to Monopoly, but instead of going to jail, you go ‘down’. Great for those who can’t make up their minds when sexual positions are concerned.

5. Fan The Flames

Ever had a sexual fantasy you were too scared of revealing? Then consider Fan the Flames. The game starts off with each player writting down their secret wish on a piece of paper, at the end of the game, your wish must be fullfilled. And if yours is too dirty, blame it on the game. Having kinky sex has never been this easy.