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From Teacher to Porn Star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

A biology teacher from Florida has been fired after sexy bikini clad photos of her surfaced. The photos have cost her the teaching position, but have also helped her land a new career in pornography.

Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April when racy photos of her on a fishing boat got her axed from Port St. Lucie High School. She has now decided to make a career change into doing porn. She spoke with a Florida news outlet after losing custody of two out of three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – including prison jobs – all to no avail.

“I’m not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it,” Shepherd told Page2live.com. “I’m an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they’ll be a floozy.”
Online, Sheperd can be found under the alias Leah Lust. She has filmed five feature films, including one aptly titled “my first sex teacher”. Lust hones her teaching skills in the role and plays one believably fuck-able teacher.

“It’s very professional,” says Shepherd on the Web site. “Everyone’s tested — for venereal diseases and AIDS — and I’m carrying around my little piece of paper that says I’m fine. They love me because I take care of myself and I don’t run out to party with my money.”

Shepard, or Leah Lust got into the business after the captain of a fishing charter recommended it as an extra way to make money. Captain Gil Coombes, of the boat ‘Smokin ‘Em,’ owns Web cam studio with his wife, Kat, called KLC productions.

“We sat down with her and told her she’d never get a teaching job again,” Coombes told Page2live.com. “So I told her, use ‘em before they fall to the ground. But God, does she need to work on her acting!”

Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

iPad and the Future of Portable Porn

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

The porn industry is anticipating that the launch of the new Ipad from Apple will be a profitable platform to take advantage of. The portable touch screen computer with built in motion sensors has developers dizzy with excitement. The potential of new and intriguing forms of media through the device will allow the adult film industry to increase its ever-expanding customer base.

Mobile porn never found much success for porn developers due to prohibitions by anal cell phone distributor companies, whom graciously own the world’s largest communication mediums, yet don’t allow one of our most profitable mediums to be taken advantage of.

The launch of the Ipad will allow for more expression, and still retain a level of portability that will compete with the modern day computers. Its portable internet feature will allow users to literally access all porn, at all times. There’s no question that demand for online porn is ever expanding: the worldwide industry has an estimated value of $37.2 billion. The rise of the iPad will only fuel that fire.

Considering Apple has been reluctant to associate itself with porn oriented applications, the development of Html 5 will allow porn companies to produce back-door applications. The new script performs optimally for the iPad, allowing developers to produce games, applications and video for the platform.

According to gigaom.com studio, Pink Visual is already developing content geared toward the iPad. Another successful porn distributor, You porn, is encoding everything for the new standard. Gay site RocketTube has had HTML 5 encoded video prepared for the launch of the iPad. Though there are prominent security issues with HTML 5. It has always been a plague evident in the porn industry. Once consumers are given a choice between consistent security and easy access to porn, the decision won’t be a difficult one.

Tila Tequila is a Pornstar…Officially!

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yup, its official Tila Tequila is a pornstar! What took you so long, babycakes! Tila Tequila has yet to make an official announcement, but reports have leaked online stating that the ‘Shot at Love’ star will be staring in her first adult movie from a prominent adult production company.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.


Daddy’s Little Slut: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter in Porn

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Laurence Fishburne gives Keanu Reeves the option of taking the red or blue pill. The red pill was the one that showed you the reality behind the illusion of the Matrix. Right now I bet Fishburne is wishing he could take the blue pill, several blue pills in fact, because he isn’t enjoying reality very much now that his daughter has made a hardcore porn movie.

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.

While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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Steve Driver is No Longer on the Loose

Monday, June 7th, 2010

The biggest news to hit porn since the Wonderland murders came to an end this last Saturday when Stephen Hill, aka Steve Driver lept to his death after an 8 hour police stand-off.

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3D Porn Without the Plot

Friday, June 4th, 2010

This is great because I think my whining a lot of the time contradicts itself. And this will only prove that point. With the oncoming wave of 3D porn almost upon us, at least one company has said “Who needs a story? It’s 3D!”

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Porn Actor Wanted for Murder [with UPDATES]

Friday, June 4th, 2010

Steve Driver, aka Steven Hill, 30, faced the possibility of losing his job yesterday while working at Ultima DVD in Van Nuys, and flipped out.

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Vivid Unleashes “BATMAN: XXX” Today!

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Vivid Entertainment‘s HUGELY anticipated “Batman XXX” hits the street today. (Look no further than our blogs about it here and here to see just how much we’ve been anticipating this porno.)

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