3D Porn Without the Plot

This is great because I think my whining a lot of the time contradicts itself. And this will only prove that point. With the oncoming wave of 3D porn almost upon us, at least one company has said “Who needs a story? It’s 3D!”

New York-based Global Media International Films is set to sneak in a disk or two of what they think adult entertainment fans really want to see: All-sex 3D featuring exotic beauties from around the world with no sign of a script anywhere.

What? Hot chicks? Hot sex? No cops and robbers? No pizza guy?

Right on, I say. You have to go hardcore one way or the other in my book. Either sink the extra cash and make us forget we’re watching a porn until the…well…porn kicks in. Or provide the opposite and just focus on a bunch of pretty people fucking the brain cells out of each other. Consider me a fan.

Once I find some glasses of course…

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