You have to be living under a rock somewhere that’s frozen in order to not know who Kendra Wilkinson is. Well, either that or you have your TV set to avoid anything and everything E! Entertainment related. If you’re in the loop then you might be mildly interested in learning more about the latest and greatest addition to the Vivid-Celeb sex tape arsenal.
I will admit to being somewhat amused when she was a regular on the original incarnation of The Girls Next Door; the reality show that documented the lives of Hugh Hefner, Playboy overlord, and his 3 blonde haired, big-titted bedfellows. That show also featured Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, both of whom have gone on to star in their own assortment of E! malaise. That line-up ended the fifth season with the 3 girls moving out of the Playboy mansion, easily the second most famous L.A. landmark next to the Hollywood sign.
Since then I haven’t given a rat’s ass about any of them. All of the things that made the girls endearing on The Girls Next Door became the very qualities that made us realize how dumb, stupid and annoying they really are. Harsh, yes. But you tell me that you can now listen to Kendra “laugh” without wanting to punch babies in the face.
Some people can be dumb and make you think how cute they are. Not Kendra. When the show featured the creation of her theme song by Play-N-Skillz and Too $hort and Kendra proceeds to explain how “old school” and “on top of their game” they are, I could only reflect upon my years working in a record store in the early 90′s when that statement was actually true.
ANYWAY, Vivid has located an intimate video with Kendra and a, as of yet unidentified, sex partner (it takes place before her meeting and marrying Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett) made prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion. If you’ve seen the E! True Hollywood Story: Kendra Wilkinson you can probably surmise, as have I, that this will most likely take place during her admitted drug-fueled days. Which is sorta juicy.
“Kendra Exposed” will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will join such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand, Mindy McCready and others whose sex tapes have also been released by Vivid.
“The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it.” says Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch. If you have any doubt as to Steve’s legal rights you need look no further than this.
So bring it on! If she can shut her mouth long enough to provide simple eye candy for the voyeur in us all then I may be a willing participant.
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