Steve Driver is No Longer on the Loose

The biggest news to hit porn since the Wonderland murders came to an end this last Saturday when Stephen Hill, aka Steve Driver lept to his death after an 8 hour police stand-off.

I was enjoying my Grilled Ahi Tuna wrap at the Saddleback Ranch, Universal City Walk, when I got word of Steve Driver’s demise. The multiple television sets above our heads all flashed the images that are now fairly infamous. I looked around and realized I was the only one paying attention.

Which doesn’t really surprise me for a myriad of reasons. Least of which is that no one cares outwardly about what happens in porn. They may on the inside, but for the most part it’s a dirty little world, filled with dirty little people, and the less that is known about them the better. The only important thing is that they have nice tits or a huge cock.

But don’t mistake this for being a sympathy piece. Steve Driver got what he had coming. My only criticism is that they didn’t hit him with the taser sooner. 8 hours of tax dollars for all officers and fire rescue teams involved is quite expensive.

R.I.P. Tom Dong. You will be missed by an industry that adored you.

Guess I’ll go back to reporting on sex tapes and porn parodies now…

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