Batman vs. Batman Porno

Regardless of my Batman obsession (which behind the scenes means that any and ALL Batnews is good Batnews) here’s an update on, NOT ONLY the Batman XXX superporno coming out…but its competitive counterpart.

Bluebird Films is rushing to finish and release their own Batman parody titled “Bat Fucks: Dark Night,” with a trailer currently available, and a release slated for September 2010. This promises to be the most expensive and largest scale production the company has ever mounted. It stars Nick Manning as Batman and studio contract girl Madelyn Marie as Catwoman, with frequent Bluebird director Paul Chaplin (who also wrote and produced the movie) assuming the flamboyant role of The Joker. This, of course, is taking the path of parodying the monstrously successful “The Dark Knight,” with Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. Any fan of the mainstream franchise knows that Ledger’s performance cannot be touched and so my hat is off to Chaplin for taking a stabby stab at it. A new AVN category should be created for “most over the top character EVER” this year.

On the other hand, arguably pornodom’s reigning kings (whether you like it or not) Vivid Entertainment is getting ready to inflict great Batpain on the world with its own “Batman XXX: a Porn Parody.” This is director Axel Braun’s lustchild and will complete the first installment of his four parody deal with Vivid. Now, I don’t have a whole lot of information of this one, EXCEPT to say that its story line will likely parody the old campy 60′s TV – Adam West Batman that I grew up with (this statement has not been verified but the box cover does indeed show a 60′s era Batman). This pleases me greatly as I will probably not have a problem separating the two whatsoever and will enjoy both with great fervor.

While Bat Fucks looks as though it will stick with the one villain; ala TDK, a hint as to what BXXX will offer, in regards to baddies and staples alike, can be gleaned from the disclaimer at the end of its press release: “DISCLAIMER: Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Batman®, Robin®, Batman & Robin®, Catwoman®, The Riddler®, Batgirl®, and The Joker® are registered trademarks of DC Comics, a General Partnership, composed of Warner Communications Inc. and E.C. Publications, Inc.”

HOLY GAMBIT BATMAN!

“Bat Fucks” also stars Jenny Hendrix, Isis Love, Mason Moore, Madison Fox, Brooke Banner, Dylan Ryder, Jazy Berlin, Yurizan Beltran, Brynn Tyler and Nika Noir, while “Batman XXX” is still a mystery.

One thing is for certain however, TDK didn’t have a “batpole” in it.

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