Archive for March, 2012

Porn Star of the Week – Ashley Blue

Saturday, March 10th, 2012

Blue is a color. It’s a mood. It’s something that happens to your nads when you think you’re about to have sex but it doesn’t cum to fruition. Blue is also a XXX adult film star, Ashley Blue that is. After the jump learn about Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week: Ashley Blue.


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Fuckity Fuck – The Origin of the F Word

Friday, March 9th, 2012

Fuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.

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Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist

Friday, March 9th, 2012

The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.

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Sorority Sister’s Having Sex

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

College. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honorĀ of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.

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Crime Scene Sex

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Some guys are into it. Some guys aren’t. Personally, I want a clean workspace. But, Orgasm.com is all about honoring everything XXX no matter how uh, bloody it may be. Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered folks, after the jump learn all about crime scene sex. Calm down, it’s just period sex. Nobody died except the chicken I ate for lunch that almost came back up when I was researching for this article but that’s another story.

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I Lube You – A Guide To Anal Sex

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Anal sex is great for us. All we have to do is stick our dick in and move it around. I always assume anal sex goes down the way it does in free HD porn. “Hey baby, let me shove my dick up your butt.” Then the girl bends over and you pound her fat ass into submission. Unless you’re fucking an adult film star, it won’t be that easy. Regular women aren’t as enthused about bum banging as Brooke Lee Adams or Sasha Grey. After the jump learn how to make your woman comfortable enough to let you fuck her in the ass.

 

Britney Spears Anal

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Holler For A HandJob

Monday, March 5th, 2012

In my opinion, the handjob is a lost art. Most women move right onto the blowjob, but sometimes a good old fashioned handy is just the ticket. Now, the men of the world do thank you ladies for sinking your teeth into foreplay – just a pun, please don’t ever use your teeth anywhere near the dick-n-balls area – but there are times where we want you to jerk our chicken. So grab the lotion and get those hands nice and moist because after the jump it’s time for a handjob!

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Porn Star of the Week: Delilah Strong

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

For Delilah Strong, porn stardom runs in the family. This hottie’s mom is sex video sensation Deborah Coxxx. After the jump let’s take a look at Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week, the lovely Delilah Strong.

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Pussy Slangin’

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Vaginas are everywhere. Not that I’m complaining. Everyone likes a good pussy. They’re what make porn so exciting. In honor of vagina’s making the free sex clips on Orgasm.com so special, I’ve provided a list of the different slang terms for that XXX organ we all know and love. Read on after the jump and pick out a new name to call your girlfriend’s pussy.

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Have A Laugh With Clown Sex

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

A buddy of mine told me something in confidence. I told him I would take this story to the grave. Turns out, I’m not a good friend. Some stories just need to be told. Ryan (not his real name) was dating this very quiet girl, a real carpenter’s dream. So quiet in fact that if you were right next to her when she was speaking, you couldn’t hear what she was saying. It’s akin to the Seinfeld episode with the low talker where Jerry is forced to wear the “puffy shirt” on the Today Show. She was cute so we didn’t give Ryan any flack about dating a chick who barely spoke and when she did no one was privy to what she was saying unless you had supersonic hearing. Like most men, Ryan assumed that quiet girls were animals in bed. He was right. After the jump find out why their sex life was so….hilarious.

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