I Lube You – A Guide To Anal Sex

Anal sex is great for us. All we have to do is stick our dick in and move it around. I always assume anal sex goes down the way it does in free HD porn. “Hey baby, let me shove my dick up your butt.” Then the girl bends over and you pound her fat ass into submission. Unless you’re fucking an adult film star, it won’t be that easy. Regular women aren’t as enthused about bum banging as Brooke Lee Adams or Sasha Grey. After the jump learn how to make your woman comfortable enough to let you fuck her in the ass.

 

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The most important thing about having good anal sex is lube. Seriously guys, lube up like your dick is about to compete in a Greco-Roman wrestling match. You should also wear a condom because STIs are easily transmitted through butt fucking. In free HD porn condoms aren’t always worn but you’re sticking your dick into someone’s shitter and it’s better to be safe than sorry. To recap, wear a condom and throw some extra lube on.

 

 

Relax your woman. If she’s not comfortable, her ass won’t be and it’ll hurt her. It might even hurt your dick and nobody wants that. Put on some sexy music. My go-to is Marilyn Manson’s Antichrist Superstar. I kid! Unless I’m getting busy with a goth chick, I’m keeping it really smooth with R. Kelly or Ginuwine. Throw on some XXX R&B and tell your lady she’s beautiful. Tell her you love her if you have to. It’ll make her feel special before you slip your dick into her back door and tear that ass up like she’s a porn star.

 

 

Before we go on, perhaps you’d like a reminder of why you want to talk your girl into anal in the first place. Here it is: free anal porn videos on Orgasm. Go ahead, watch a few of them. Then come running back so I can tell you how to get some of that yourself!

So where was I? Oh yes, telling your girl you love her. You know what else might help? Diamonds. Don’t say we never told you nothin’. Chicks love diamonds, and we’ve seen more than one open her asshole up to accommodate cock once you give her one. Lest we forget, the cheaper option might just be hiring an escort, many of whom will charge extra, but will use their ass to fuck your cock until you’re milked of every last drop of cum.

 

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