Sorority Sister’s Having Sex

College. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honorĀ of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.

“Hey Janine, turn your pussy out a bit okay? This is going on the XXX Delta Delta Delta holiday card.”

“Omg you guys, these red hats are like sooooo cute. What’s this guy’s name again? Is he the quarterback? Who’s on deck?” (click here and find out what on deck means in our sex wikipedia)

“Don’t I look like April O’Neil? The free porn star you guys, not the chick from Ninja Turtles.”

“Which one of us sucks first? Do we do it at the same time?”

“Listen up Chi Omega sluts, the guys from Psi Epsilon will be here any minute. Who wants to put on the first girl on girl show?”

“Tammy, before we have sex I’m just gonna like totally stick my hand in your ass, k? Omg stop LOLing! If you laugh, I’ll laugh and it won’t be as hot as the free porn we watched together last night when everyone else was asleep.”

“I am like so glad I pledged Kappa Kappa Gamma, otherwise I’d never know what to do with a double-sided dildo.”

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