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Anal Beads


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A common sex toy, a strand of beads that are to be inserted into the anus and pulled out slowly or rapidly to achieve heightened sexual stimulation. The beads may be connected either by a string or similarly flexible device, or along a semi-rigid rod, and yes, we realize that “semi-rigid rod” sounds hilariously like a limp chub-on, but please try to focus on the topic at hand: anal beads.

Anal beads may serve to augment the pleasure of masturbation or may be used with a partner. Or, if you are like me, you might have them shoved up your ass right now at your desk while you’re working on a dictionary of sex terms for your boss who should really being paying you more, but even if you don’t get that raise you deserve, you can at least take pleasure in playing with your anal beads in his office with the door closed while he’s out having lunch.

1. When I retire, I don’t want a gold watch. Just give me some anal beads.

2. Brenda likes guys with arthritis, becauseĀ fingers feel like anal beads.

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