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A brand of English breath mints, marketed as “curiously strong.” If chewed before performing oral sex on a man, they may create a pleasurable sensation, but if chewed before performing oral sex on a woman, they may create an unpleasant burning feeling that could get you kicked hard in the face. Not that it’s ever happened to us.
1. Brenda gave me an Altoids blowjob last night. It was better than a Tic-Tac titty fuck.
2. I went down on Helen after eating some Altoids, and now I have two black eyes.
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