Also called Artificial Insemination by Donor, it is the procedure by which the semen of an anonymous donor is inserted mechanically into a woman’s vagina close to the cervix in order to achieve pregnancy.
This is used in these possible scenarios:
1. You are a lesbian couple. One or both or you want a mini-me. You need sperm. One way or another, you need to find cum. Unfortunately you have the “vagina only” scenario.
• You are a transgender male with a female partner or transgender female with a partner who cannot carry. In this situation, there are many hormones involved. It is possible for the transgendered male to carry the baby. You have the oven. Again you need sperm!
• You are a straight couple and the male is shooting blanks and is 90 years old. That’s old sperm. You don’t want that.
In any case: You want a baby. You want AID.
What do you do? Your options are:
• Find a stranger and have a friendly fuck.
• Find a stranger/friendly guy and have them jerk off into a turkey baster.
• IVF- In-vitro fertilization. This is a boring and expensive procedure.
Option 1: Most likely will happen by heading to a bar or club. Drinks ensue. The woman must be fertile (otherwise your time is wasted as is the sperm). Find some guy who is ready to fuck. Bring him home and go for it. Sometimes you really like it and go for a second round. Good luck.
Here you may or may not want the guy’s medical history – meaning: you will have to converse. That could really suck.
Beware of STDs. THAT would be bad and can also mean: no Baby for you.
Option 2: You don’t want to fuck some guy. You ask some dude to jerk off into a turkey baster. Take said turkey baster and insert semen into vagina. It will be important for the receptacle (woman) to lift legs in air so gravity will allow the semen to reach the cervix.
Option 3: Pay some doctor a shit load of dough to insert semen into the vagina.
Many couples or even threesomes opt for AID. Make yours an informed decision.
1. Honey, let’s have a baby. Let’s get one through AID.
2. Since you are shooting blanks, let’s go to the bar and go for AID.
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