Posts Tagged ‘Sex’

Sex Courses For Elderly Couples: Bringing Back The Joy of Sex

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Nov 29 orgasm.com2A state in Northern Malaysia is providing sex education for elderly couples in an attempt try to lower rising divorce rates. This isn’t the first attempt by the Malaysian government; they have also implemented newlywed sex courses and free honeymoons for couples in crisis.

For a country that’s hitting the third world mark you would think they would want to spend their money on more important things and just throw some free porn in front of the couples in hopes that would help them, but then again, that’s just my theory and what do I know?

I guess this weekend long seminar for elderly couples aims at “bringing back the joy in sex” and shows long time married couples how to get their partner’s libido going again.

It is totally rare for a Muslim majority country to be so open when it comes to sexual health but come on people, we’re talking about elderly couples here, not newlyweds! Do they really need to spend money on trying to get them back in the sack with each other? It’s not like they’re going to be making babies. The only thing they’re going to be making is bad visions in the minds of those who read this article and then picture two elderly Malaysians having nasty sex.

I guess for a country where three out of every 10 marriages are ending in divorce, officials are just trying to keep couples and families together by making courses available that are aimed at retaining intimacy.

Last year, the country organized a sexual relations course for newly married couples and encouraged them to bathe together and use exotic fragrances to “arouse sexual desire”. They have also asked local cosmetic firms to introduce specific perfumes that are targeted for couples because a lot of the couples that were divorcing said it was not only because of a lack of sex, but because of their partners bad body odor!

This whole initiative seems like something that you would watch in a movie, or even a really bad porno. But, it’s all real! I wonder if the American government would hop on this band wagon…

Getting Over Your Sex Shop Insecurities

Monday, November 29th, 2010

More and more couples have started to consider the thought of bringing sex toys into the bedroom – and with the rise of free porn, how can you blame them? However, despite their desires, working up the courage to walk into a sex shop can be quite the challenge. If you’re like most couples and can’t picture yourself approaching a cash register with a dildo in hand, read on for a list of tips on how to overcome your insecurities and finally take the sex shop plunge.

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1. Bring A Friend – If the thought of being caught alone in a sex shop makes you panic, consider bringing your partner or a friend. Sex shops can often be a lot of fun when you have someone else to talk to. Plus, you’ll be sure to get quite a few laughs at things like penis pumps and butt plugs (unless that’s what your there for). Bringing your partner is also a great way of getting to know their likes and dislikes in the sack.

2. Pick A Safe Spot – Sex shops can often be located in some of the seediest parts of town. Alternately, your local vibrator supply store could be a little too close to your workplace – making you avoid it at all costs. In order to ensure that your shopping trip is a comfortable one, scope out the ones that are a little easier to access while being safe from crooks and co-workers alike.

3. Do Your Research – Before making any purchases, do your fair share of research. Whether it be online or with friends, know what you’re getting yourself into before spending over $100 on a vibrator. Many websites offer hundreds of reviews on a variety of different products.

4. Consider Shopping Online – If you simply refuse to go to a sex shop, consider shopping online instead. With hundreds of online based sex shops based in a variety of countries, you can easily (and discreetly) shop within the comfort of your own home. And for those who live in Alabama, sex shop Pleasures now offers a convenient drive-thru service.

5. Enjoy Yourself – The most important aspect of shopping for sex toys is to just have fun with it. After all, they’re called ‘sex toys’ for a reason. Learn to laugh at yourself and enjoy exploring all of your options as you scour the shops. You’ll be glad you did.

The Low Down On Sperm And Everything You Need To Know About It

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s inevitable; when a guy is turned on sexually whether it be getting a blow job or having sex, he is going to blow his load. And unlike those chicks we watch in free porn taking it like a champ, most women would prefer not to have our man juice in and around their mouths. However, all women are different, maybe some like it, while others might hate it.

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Not all sperm is the same. Every guy’s shit is going to taste different and it may even have a different texture than the next guy. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or taking prescription drugs are the things that will often give a guys semen a bad taste. While the semen of a guy who eats healthy, will more than likely taste better. So guys, if you want your girl to swallow your shit, and it tastes like crap, she probably wont do it! If it really means that much to you, then maybe you should try living a healthier lifestyle.

Not only does each guy’s semen taste different, but each woman also has her own personal preferences for taste. In real life, your chick most likely wont be asking for a cum facial like the chicks on porn do. Some chicks may have the preferred taste of an ex boyfriends while your’s just doesn’t do it for her. Some women might say they think semen tastes good, while others will say that they can’t stand anything about it.

For women who say that the reason that they don’t swallow is for their own health purposes, it’s a crock of shit! Swallowing semen is not harmful and some scientists even say that it could be good because it contains a great deal of protein. When it comes down to it, whether your girl spits or swallow, either or will no have any harmful side effects.

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If she really doesn’t feel comfortable swallowing your cum and you desperately want her to, ultimately, you should probably not force her to do it because it will only make her resentful and maybe she will cut off giving you blow jobs all together; and you don’t want that. My only advice it to make a compromise. If she doesn’t want it in her mouth, maybe she wouldn’t mind having it on her tits. Thats’ something that you and her can only discuss. All the best to ya!

Sex on the First Date

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

It was a great first date. The meal was great, the conversation flowed easily, the flirting was hot and heavy and now, standing outside the lady’s front door, the moment of truth. He goes in for the kiss. She yields and kisses back. We all know what happens next, don’t we? He tries for a little more, she allows it. He suggests they move inside. She wants to, really wants to, but something holds her back.

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Why do women stop themselves from what they really want to do sexually? That’s an easy question to answer – there are still double standards about sex.

As far as we’ve come with equality and sexual freedom, there are still a lot of heterosexual men out there who will try to get lucky on the first date then harshly judge the woman who says yes. Sometimes it’s not a conscious judgment, but suddenly that woman he was so into the night before seems less interesting in the light of day. Is it just old programming? It seems that many men don’t even realize that they’re doing it, but many, many men still consider the woman to be a slut if she puts out on the first date.

It’s no secret that this mindset is still prevalent in our society. In all the books and online lists of dating rules for women, one of the rules is always “don’t have sex until X date if you want him to keep seeing you”. On matchmaking television shows, that appears to be a standard rule. How is it possible – in this world of fluid genders, S&M gaining social acceptability, and vibrators being standard equipment for most women – how is it even possible that this double standard could still be prevalent in the dating world?

This situation actually says a lot about our society and the state of women’s equality. Ninety years after women won the right to vote, decades after feminism and the sexual revolution, women are still seen as sluts and not marriage material by men who happily took what was offered to them when it was offered. The men aren’t looked down on nearly as much as the women who acquiesce. American society cannot possibly advance to a higher level until true equality for everyone and in every way has been achieved.

Scents That Turn Men On: It’s All About the Pie

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov 25 orgasm.com1Forget about lingerie or free porn, if we want to get our sexual appetites thriving, all we need is a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

According to a new study, not only does pumpkin pie satisfy a a sweet tooth, it also really turns men on sexually. And I’m not talking about the kind of pie that turned on a certain American Pie character. I’m talking about the actual aromas of pumpkin pie rather than seeing it as something to stick your dick into.

“The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment Research Center.

The study included testing 40 different aromas with men, and out of all the aromas tested, it seemed that the smell of pumpkin pie “increased the men’s penile blood flow by an average of 40 percent” because ultimately, the smell is associated with reducing anxiety, therefore, eliminating inhibitions.

The study actually goes beyond just the smell of pumpkin. The seeds themselves found in pumpkins are great for men’s sexual health and are even recommended if guys have numerous issues with their dicks.

Vanilla and strawberry were high up there and also received great responses, but then again, as Hirsch pointed out, “every odor we tested aroused the participants in some way or form.”

So ladies, instead of spraying on you favorite perfume in all your hot spots, putting on some expensive and sexy lingerie under a nice little holiday dress, you might as well consider spending your day baking. Not only will you save some money, but you will get your man not only craving pie, but sex as well. It’ll give you more to be thankful about!

Better yet, try baking your pumpkin pie with a recipe that incorporates some booze. It will be a combination of all of our favorite inhibition busters!

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Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

The Weirdest Things Guys Have Said To Women In Bed

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Nov24 orgasm.com1We all know that sexy time gets personal, but sometimes, it just goes a little over board and gets a little too personal. And this time I’m not talking about the chicks. This time I’m asking the girls what some of the weirdest things guys have ever said to them in the sack.

1. “I Love You.” Mind you, it was a one night stand.

2. “I want to lick your armpit.”

3. There was this one guy would couldn’t get off without stringing together a whole bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence; “fuck, whore, asshole, bitch, cunt, pussy!” So odd.

4. One guy begged me to slap his erect dick.

5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time…”

6. “My last girlfriend had a really wicked body.”

7. “Your ass tastes like caramel.”

8. “I’m sorry…I don’t always cry like this.”

9. “Can I cut you?”

10. “I just want to make you cum Jenny!” Too bad my name is Brittany.

11. “Call me daddy.”

12. “Wow, you’re just like a man in bed.”

13. “Don’t worry my mom has heard me have sex before.”

14. I met this guy on an online dating site and we had only e-mailed back and fourth a couple times before meeting up and having sex. He couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me,” over and over again.

15. “Could you wash this?” And then handed me a used butt plug.

16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”

17. “So, have you ever seen ‘Two Girls: One Cup’?”

18. “Can I stick it in now?”

I always thought that the guys were the normal ones, but it turns out they’re not!

The Top Reasons To Masturbate

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Woody Allen famously said, “Don’t knock masturbation; It’s sex with someone I love.” Whether it be all by your lonesome or incorporated into sex with a partner, do like Woody and love yourself! There is no greater pleasure than that.

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Do it when you’re about to fall asleep. I started choking the chicken at bed time at the young age of 14 because that’s the only time I could get some privacy. Somewhere along the way bed time became linked hand in hand with sexy time and now it’s hard for me to have a good nights rest without it! Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, I’m still trying to figure that out.

Do it when you wake up. Nothing says “Good morning world!” quite like a solo quickie first thing in the morning. It’s a proven fact that is yields the same endorphins as a morning jog would without the whole getting out of bed thing. The trick here is, however, to get out of bed as soon as your done or else you will easily fall back asleep.

There is no safer sex in the entire universe than having a night with just you and your hand. Good bye pregnancy! See ya STDS!

There are often times when intense horniness and extreme laziness strike at the exact same moment. When that situation arises it’s best to wrap some limbs around a partner and slowly diddle yourself to a dreamland, however, a lot of people are not comfortable with letting someone watch you do it. Many feel vulnerable and exposed and refrain from doing it, when it can actually be very hot and sweet.

Masturbation is a great way to bridge the gap between two lovers who are trying their shot at a long distance relationship. Whether it be phone sex or Skype sex, it can actually bring some passion into the relationship despite being 3,000 miles apart.

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It is totally impossible to get bored hanging out alone when you have the ability to beat the meat, clutch the camel, flog the log, or whatever you want to call it while watching some free porn on your laptop.

Are you a procrastinator? Then you should try your shot at procrasturbation. It’s a combination of procrastination and masturbation and it will only help in getting your history paper in on time.

Whether it be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday; they’re all great days to get a little masturbation time in.

Dangerous Sex: The Riskiest Places To Do The Dirty Deed

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

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They say to never get caught with your pants down, but to be honest, there’s no greater rush than having the feeling of possibly getting caught by someone when you’re doing the dirty deed.

Sometimes it just happens and the feeling of spontaneity can make the sex that much hotter. Sometimes we plan to have sex in a risky location. Either or, make sure you wear zippered pants or shorts, and try and go commando. It would be good if she was wearing a skirt and the shorter the better, but we can’t always have control of the situation.

Having sex at either of your parents’ places is going to be completely fun and dangerous. Especially if your relatives are on the conservative side, it is both rebellious and hilarious, in a very satisfying way. Do it during the day; in the bathroom, laundry room or garage, while they are pre-occupied with the garden or tea time. Remember to clean up after yourself, because they aren’t stupid and they know what sex smells like.

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Having sex in between the book stacks in the library is very risky because libraries can even be as sacred as a church with all the acquisition and deep thinking going on. You’re going to have to be as quiet as you can be. It’s not going to be as easy as it seems and totally different from the library sex scenes in porn. You’re going to have be a little more strategic. Libraries tend to be fairly big and have a lot of strange little corners. Standing is the safest way to attempt sex in a library, so if you need to escape, it can be easily done. Try and keep the volume down because you don’t want to be caught by one of those old, cranky librarians. They will have no remorse for you!

Depending on the alley, having sex in one can be bad for your health. Make sure you choose one that is fairly clean and bum free. You don’t want to give those bums a free show. You can do this easily by hiding behind a large object in the alley like a parked car or a bin. Standing up sex is your best bet because you’re not going to want to lie down on this ground.

Having sex at work is probably looked at as being very unprofessional, but hey, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves! Mostly all offices have storage rooms that are usually lockable. You don’t want to get caught here because your job could be on the line, so keep it down and play safe!

Try to be a little more daring and add some sense of adventure into your sex life and you will not be disappointed.

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What You Didn’t Know About Orgasms

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

In trying to keep with the subject at hand, this entry will cover the orgasm. Aside from being one of the most sought-after sensations, there is a lot more to be said about this brief moment of enlightenment. With that in mind, we present you with a list of some little-known facts surrounding the orgasm and how it can go way beyond sex.

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1. Orgasms Are Not Only For The Living: According to scientists, a dead person is just as capable of reaching an orgasm as their living counterparts. If certain nerves within the spinal chord receive oxygen, there is not reason as to why the dead can’t climax – though personal recollections remain to be heard.

2. Orgasms Can Make Your Breath Stink: Doctors have discovered that right after climaxing, women are left with a slight odor on their tongues. Though we have still to determine why that is, remember to pack a mint in your overnight bag. Bad breath is never attractive.

3. Even Babies Want It: Thousands of ultrasounds have shown babies – especially boys – touching their nether regions. Many claim that these motions are early forms of masturbation and that babies could be having orgasms even before leaving their mothers womb.

4. A Cure For Hiccups: After a man suffered from a case of never-ending hiccups, the only thing that could solve the problem was reaching an orgasm. So next time if you have the hiccups, forget about holding your breath and just load up on some free porn.

5. Some People Can Climax Without Sex Or Masturbation: Believe it or not, but some people have been reported to be able to make themselves orgasm through sheer mental stimulation. If you can “think yourself” into an climaxing; consider yourself lucky.