Dangerous Sex: The Riskiest Places To Do The Dirty Deed

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They say to never get caught with your pants down, but to be honest, there’s no greater rush than having the feeling of possibly getting caught by someone when you’re doing the dirty deed.

Sometimes it just happens and the feeling of spontaneity can make the sex that much hotter. Sometimes we plan to have sex in a risky location. Either or, make sure you wear zippered pants or shorts, and try and go commando. It would be good if she was wearing a skirt and the shorter the better, but we can’t always have control of the situation.

Having sex at either of your parents’ places is going to be completely fun and dangerous. Especially if your relatives are on the conservative side, it is both rebellious and hilarious, in a very satisfying way. Do it during the day; in the bathroom, laundry room or garage, while they are pre-occupied with the garden or tea time. Remember to clean up after yourself, because they aren’t stupid and they know what sex smells like.

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Having sex in between the book stacks in the library is very risky because libraries can even be as sacred as a church with all the acquisition and deep thinking going on. You’re going to have to be as quiet as you can be. It’s not going to be as easy as it seems and totally different from the library sex scenes in porn. You’re going to have be a little more strategic. Libraries tend to be fairly big and have a lot of strange little corners. Standing is the safest way to attempt sex in a library, so if you need to escape, it can be easily done. Try and keep the volume down because you don’t want to be caught by one of those old, cranky librarians. They will have no remorse for you!

Depending on the alley, having sex in one can be bad for your health. Make sure you choose one that is fairly clean and bum free. You don’t want to give those bums a free show. You can do this easily by hiding behind a large object in the alley like a parked car or a bin. Standing up sex is your best bet because you’re not going to want to lie down on this ground.

Having sex at work is probably looked at as being very unprofessional, but hey, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves! Mostly all offices have storage rooms that are usually lockable. You don’t want to get caught here because your job could be on the line, so keep it down and play safe!

Try to be a little more daring and add some sense of adventure into your sex life and you will not be disappointed.

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