Posts Tagged ‘amber rayne’

Rise Of The Sex Machines

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Cum with me if you want to live. A wise man once said that. Well, he didn’t really say that, he said come not cum but hey, this is about women getting their jollies on fucking machines. You’ve all seen Sybian clips in the free hd porn you watch on your smart phone when you think no one’s looking, but have you seen the fucking machines? These are the creme de la creme of sex technology. Don’t be jealous, your dick could never penetrate that far, that hard and that fast. Accept that the machines are taking over.

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The Human Sexipede

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Director Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures provide further proof that the adult entertainment industry is capable of creating a porn parody of nearly any major motion picture. The dynamic duo will be taking a cult classic horror film, and turning it into a gang banging, pussy pounding porno.

Fans of horror films have probably already laid witness to the a titillating fuck fest The Human Centipede, so it doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what the porn parody will be called. The Human Sexipede will transform the horrific plot that captivated millions of psychotic freaks around the globe, and turn it into a sex fueled romp.

The original movie revolves around a mad German scientist who sews three people together ass-to-mouth in an effort to satisfy his life-long obsession with conjoined entities. Why did Myers decide to embark on this project? Well, logic. ”I thought, ‘you know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’

Fans of porn favorites will know Myers others XXX parodies such as The Office, Seinfeld and Reno 911, but according to him, The Human Sexipede might be his Citizen Kane. He says: “In this version, three tourists in Germany are captured by a mad sex educator and he wants to sew them all together, mouth to genitals, and I am doing a slapstick version. It is a true parody and I think it’s one of the best things that I’ve written, at least one of the funniest things that I’ve written.”

The full length feature film will surely be a treat for anyone twisted enough to like the original, and desperate for a fuck fantasy adaptation. The porn flick will star such busty beauties as Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, and Danica Dillan. It will surely be a treat for any porn fans whom want to see their favorite porn stars sewn pussy to mouth.