If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Posts Tagged ‘Kylie Ireland’
Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day
Friday, March 16th, 2012
Rock The Boat With Nautical Sex
Thursday, February 9th, 2012With Valentine’s Day just around the corner I’m starting to loose sleep. No, not because I have a special lady in my life but because there’s a lady I’d like to have special sex with. I met this girl the other day at the gym. She’s perfect. And by perfect, I mean smoking hot. Her personality is probably great but who cares, right? Judge me in a minute because in order to have a passionate XXX night with this woman I have to sit through the worst movie ever made: Titanic. Oh, and I have to sit through it in 3D because that’s how it’s being re-released. Do you not have enough money, James Cameron?!? Sorry, I’ll try and compose myself. But, there is one good thing about this whole Titanic nonsense, I get to fuck this chick after our date. I know this because she told me that she wants to have sex with me but would prefer if I took her out somewhere first and she decided on seeing Titanic. Anyway, this whole business got me thinking about boat sex. After the jump, I hope you’ll be thinking about it too.
