Archive for the ‘Free Porn’ Category

The Porn-Etiquette Dilemma

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Question: I have a question regarding pornography usage and browser histories. As a matter of courtesy to my wife (and anyone else who may use our devices), I always clear the browser history on whatever device (computer/iPad) I may have used to view pornography. I’ve always just assumed that she doesn’t want to see “Teen Anal Adventures” or “Lifestyles of the Deep and Fisted” when she logs on to the browser history. However, the other day, she noticed a blank browser history and berated me for “keeping secrets” from her regarding my masturbatory viewings. I thought I was following proper porn etiquette by erasing the browser history. Now I’m not so sure. Your thoughts?

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The DMCA, Porn Tubes and the Changing Face of Porn

Friday, July 20th, 2012

porn-secretary-law-officeA lot of talk has been happening lately about the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and how it affects porn. This has become especially true since Viacom’s case alleging Youtube infringed its copyright reached an appeals court that ruled Youtube could be liable if it knew infringing content was on its site. While this case is far from over, it does have serious implications for the porn industry.

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Religious Sites More Dangerous Than Porn

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

In hilarious news, it turns out religion is much more dangerous for you than porn. At least, on the Internet it is. Symantec has just released its Internet Security Threat Report which outlines all of the major threats, hacks, and related statistics for the past year. And, well, it turns out those religious followers have been very naughty boys and girls. Either that, or they have no idea how to keep their sites clean.

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Bree Olson is Our Porn Star of the Week

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Some porn stars only do porn and are quickly forgotten. Bree Olson, on the other hand, is practically a household name these days. Of course, she wasn’t always that way. Bree was born in 1986 in Houston, Texas and grew up in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hell, she even enrolled at Indiana University – Purdue University Fort Wayne briefly before deciding to become a porn star at age 19.

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The Lazy Man’s Guide To Doggystyle Sex

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.

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Alien Sex – Yes It’s A Thing

Sunday, April 8th, 2012

Ever since Captain Kirk banged a green bitch, fanboys everywhere have been obsessing over alien sex. Yes, it’s a real thing. There are websites devoted to it. Not my kind of fetish, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Or should I say USS Enterprise?

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Sex On The Stairs

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

If free HD porn has taught us anything it’s that banging can be done wherever. You could have sex in your car. You could fuck in the forest. You can do it on the side of the highway if you wanted to. The point is, getting busy can be done anywhere. After the jump learn how you can turn your stairs into a XXX stairway to heaven.

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Don’t Tell Mom I Had Sex With The Babysitter

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

After school was a special time. There were organized sports, there was homework and there was Lydia. Lydia was my babysitter. She was this incredible Latina hottie who was in her early twenties. Thinking about her still gives me a woody. Her rack was incredible. Before I knew what sex was, I knew I wanted to have it with her.

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Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day

Friday, March 16th, 2012

If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.

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Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).

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