Sex On The Stairs

If free HD porn has taught us anything it’s that banging can be done wherever. You could have sex in your car. You could fuck in the forest. You can do it on the side of the highway if you wanted to. The point is, getting busy can be done anywhere. After the jump learn how you can turn your stairs into a XXX stairway to heaven.

Before you grab your woman and run to the stairs, make sure no one’s around. It’s hard to stay hard when you’re scared someone’s going to catch you tossing a fuck into your girlfriend’s glove. Once you’ve found an empty stairwell and you’re positive no one’s going to interrupt your trying to replicate the moves you’ve seen in the free HD porn on Orgasm.com, then by all means, get busy.

There are two recommended stair sex positions. The first one I’m calling “The Larry Sanders Show” for no other reason than I’m a huge fan of Garry Shandling and because with this position it’s like you’re facing an audience. Sit on the stairs facing away from them and have your chick mount you. You’ll have a nice view of her back. Hopefully she doesn’t have bacne. Gross. The second position I’m calling the  ”XXX Snake Plissken”. I just really like the idea of Kurt Russell wearing an eyepatch and assume that every time he does some free HD porn moves they’re in a stairwell with someone he’s met during his escape from NY or LA. Right, moving on. Get your woman to position herself one step up from you with her calves resting around your thighs. Have one of your legs a few stairs down for leverage and start thrusting! This position really gets the Adrenalynn going.

I tried to find a picture of the second position, “XXX Snake Plissken”, but no luck. Instead, please enjoy  this girl on girl photo of two hotties being naughty on the stairs. I believe this is taking place in a house somewhere between Niffkin’s Bridge and Sacramento.

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