Posts Tagged ‘Porn’

Amy Fisher: From Prison To Porn?

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).

Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.

Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.

Celebrity Sex Tapes Worth Buying

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

In the years after Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got freaky on film, celebrity sex tapes became all the rage. In 2003, One Night In Paris became a porn sensation, and changed the sex industry forever. However, with high quality free internet porn at the public’s fingertips these days, and a glut of celebrity sex tapes flooding an already saturated market, have sex tapes become obsolete? We don’t think so. Here’s a few celebrities who could spice up the sex tape market:

Jessica Simpson:

We don’t care who Jess is dating, or how fat she gets. This girl is hot, and a sex tape would be an opportunity to see her ride reverse cowgirl – something worth holding out for. Yeehaw!

Katy Perry:

Ever since she confessed to kissing a girl on her debut album, Katy Perry’s tits have fascinated young and old music fans alike. Never mind the fact that a Perry sex tape would likely involve Russell Brand, it would be a small price to pay to see Perry in all her glory.

Erin Andrews:

America’s sexiest sportscaster seems like she’d be a freak between the sheets. Not only is she the fantasy of adolescent teen sports geeks everywhere, but she was filmed naked at one point in her career (but claimed it was against her wishes). Whether her sex scandal denials are true or not, some high quality Erin Andrews porn would spice up the sex tape industry!

Angelina Jolie:

Assuming we’d get a sex tape where Angie was fucking Brad Pitt, this could be the biggest celebrity couple to ever be recorded on film. With massive production values to match Angie and Brad’s star power, this would be a must see for much of the universe. In fact, we suggest shooting the video into space to give other life forms an opportunity to see the best looking couple in the world doing what they do best.

Japanese Town Draws Tourists Looking To Meet Virtual Girlfriends

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

When Japanese video game manufacturer Konami Digital Entertainment created Love Plus, a game that asks players to engage in long-term relationships with digital women, they had no idea how many men would respond to the idea. To date, Konami has sold 430,000 copies of Love Plus, which has become Japan’s most popular dating game. To capitalize on their success, Konami has now teamed with the city of Atami to produce a real life environment where gamers can make their fantasies a reality with 13 romantic locations that can be overlaid with Love Plus’s protagonists.

The city of Atami is an onsen, or hot spring town, that has long been a favorite among honeymooners and tourists. Its popularity has exploded however, as a venue for Rinko and other characters from Love Plus by sporting barcodes that interact with augmented reality (AR) software on iPhones to create characters fans can interact with. The one drawback to Love Plus is that the game doesn’t involve sex, therefore keeping the dating relationships that are established online from reaching another level of reality.

So why no fucking? One reason appears to be that Love Plus was only released on the Japanese market and the manufacturers of the game consider the idea of virtual reality porn immoral. Konami spokesperson Kunio Ishihara is quoted as saying, “The virtual girls can kiss you a a way of communication, but nothing happens when she sleeps next to you at the hotel. We have no intention of trying to sell a product with pornographic elements. I think Love Plus fans would get offended if somebody tried to disrespect his girlfriend like that.”

While having consensual virtual reality sex hardly seems to be a matter of respect, at least Konami are headed in the right direction. With an entire town dedicated to vital reality relationships, it seems like a matter of time before vital reality barcodes are commonplace in Japan. We can only hope a similar, but sexier, version arrives in North America soon.

Mark Wahlberg Working on Movie about Porn Industry

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Could it be possible? Please let it be true, NOT…..well partially true! It looks like the pant dropping stud that is Mark Wahlberg, is trailing back to his Boogie Nights days as inspiration for his next project. In the 1997 film Mark was portrayed as a male prostitute and porn star who worked and lived during the ‘golden era’ of adult film in the seventies and eighties. Flash forward thirteen years where Wahlberg is currently working on a new movie, that will portray the behind the scenes look at the porn industry in Los Angels. The movie will be based in LA and focus on a porn company that’s trying to make a name for itself, while competing with other top porn websites. The project has yet to be confirmed as a film or drama series, and is still in the early writing stages but the buzz is out, and people are excited to see what Marky Mark will come up with.

Wahlberg, who created the television series Entourage based on his real life as an actor living in Hollywood, is not new to working behind the scenes as director and producer. In fact, he has teamed up with Entourage’s executive producer Steve Levinson to work with his porn inspired movie, distributed by HBO. This should be interesting, maybe Mark will make a cameo and flash us his Dirk Diggler cock! James Frey, a writer for the soon to be flick was asked about the project, saying: “We’re going to make a sprawling epic about the porn business in LA. We’re going to get all the types of stories no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before.” I’ll be looking forward to the “release”!

Racism in Porn: The Experts Debate

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Pornland author Gail Dines is attempting to make the argument that the sexualities of millions are being forcibly hijacked by a billion dollar porn industry.

In Pornland there is a chapter titled “Racy Sex, Sexy Racism!”. Dines writes that it is commonly seen that women of color are almost always subject to a certain genre of porn named Gonzo. According to the author, porn is subject to racializing the behavior of sexual stars in their performances. Descriptions such as “Saxxx tried to clean herself up [but] she was still a low-down dirty ghetto ho! So I rammed her.” Websites and videos commonly feature race-biased titles like, “Me Fuck You Long Time,” or “Oh No! There’s a Negro in My Mom.” Racism in the porn world tends to be caused by the fact that most of the production jobs are predominantly white.

Scholar of pornography, Mireille Miller-Young of the University of California, Santa Barbara, has noticed areas of concern in the adult entertainment industry, although tends to generally disagree with Pornland’s anti-porn philosophy.

Stereotypes in porn are commonly occurring trends that manipulate fantasies, inequality, and exploitation. Women of color however are already directors and web mistresses. Vanessa Blue, Diana DeVoe and Shine Louise Houston are succesful examples of colored women who may be considered to carry themes of feminism and anti-racism. In any case, Miller-Young points out, “If you really want to understand porn from the view of women of color you need to talk to them, not just evaluate their experiences based on the titles of the movies they appear in.”

Ethnic female directors like Mika Tan have spearheaded movements to produce quality movies that showcase women of color without stereotypical roles and images. … Racism is a symptom of the bigger problem of society and porn no more contributes to that than any other form of commercial media. While there is certainly an element of racism in some adult movies, this is by no means the barometer to judge all pornography. This would be like judging all priests based on a few child molesters or all Southern white males based on a few members of the Ku Klux Klan.

Female porn directors who are addressing ethnic movements are producing quality movies that showcase porn stars without stereotypical roles and images. Racism in porn may stem from larger sociological issues, which are perpetuated as frequently in other forms of commercial media. An abundance of elements of racism can be contributed to certain adult movies, but it cannot be eluded overall that pornography is a racist medium.

So, to return to the original question: Is pornography racist? It certainly has racist elements, just like all forms of media and pop culture, but it also depends on who you ask–and we should be asking women inside the industry as well as its critics.

From Teacher to Porn Star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

A biology teacher from Florida has been fired after sexy bikini clad photos of her surfaced. The photos have cost her the teaching position, but have also helped her land a new career in pornography.

Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April when racy photos of her on a fishing boat got her axed from Port St. Lucie High School. She has now decided to make a career change into doing porn. She spoke with a Florida news outlet after losing custody of two out of three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – including prison jobs – all to no avail.

“I’m not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it,” Shepherd told Page2live.com. “I’m an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they’ll be a floozy.”
Online, Sheperd can be found under the alias Leah Lust. She has filmed five feature films, including one aptly titled “my first sex teacher”. Lust hones her teaching skills in the role and plays one believably fuck-able teacher.

“It’s very professional,” says Shepherd on the Web site. “Everyone’s tested — for venereal diseases and AIDS — and I’m carrying around my little piece of paper that says I’m fine. They love me because I take care of myself and I don’t run out to party with my money.”

Shepard, or Leah Lust got into the business after the captain of a fishing charter recommended it as an extra way to make money. Captain Gil Coombes, of the boat ‘Smokin ‘Em,’ owns Web cam studio with his wife, Kat, called KLC productions.

“We sat down with her and told her she’d never get a teaching job again,” Coombes told Page2live.com. “So I told her, use ‘em before they fall to the ground. But God, does she need to work on her acting!”

Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

iPad and the Future of Portable Porn

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

The porn industry is anticipating that the launch of the new Ipad from Apple will be a profitable platform to take advantage of. The portable touch screen computer with built in motion sensors has developers dizzy with excitement. The potential of new and intriguing forms of media through the device will allow the adult film industry to increase its ever-expanding customer base.

Mobile porn never found much success for porn developers due to prohibitions by anal cell phone distributor companies, whom graciously own the world’s largest communication mediums, yet don’t allow one of our most profitable mediums to be taken advantage of.

The launch of the Ipad will allow for more expression, and still retain a level of portability that will compete with the modern day computers. Its portable internet feature will allow users to literally access all porn, at all times. There’s no question that demand for online porn is ever expanding: the worldwide industry has an estimated value of $37.2 billion. The rise of the iPad will only fuel that fire.

Considering Apple has been reluctant to associate itself with porn oriented applications, the development of Html 5 will allow porn companies to produce back-door applications. The new script performs optimally for the iPad, allowing developers to produce games, applications and video for the platform.

According to gigaom.com studio, Pink Visual is already developing content geared toward the iPad. Another successful porn distributor, You porn, is encoding everything for the new standard. Gay site RocketTube has had HTML 5 encoded video prepared for the launch of the iPad. Though there are prominent security issues with HTML 5. It has always been a plague evident in the porn industry. Once consumers are given a choice between consistent security and easy access to porn, the decision won’t be a difficult one.

Tila Tequila is a Pornstar…Officially!

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yup, its official Tila Tequila is a pornstar! What took you so long, babycakes! Tila Tequila has yet to make an official announcement, but reports have leaked online stating that the ‘Shot at Love’ star will be staring in her first adult movie from a prominent adult production company.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.


Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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