Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.
What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).
Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.
Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.
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