Posts Tagged ‘Free Porn’

Porn Vs. Piracy

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Last week, the Larry Flynt Internet Group filed a lawsuit in a Dallas federal court, suing 635 individuals allegedly guilty of reproducing and distributing Hustler’s Barely Legal Schoolgirls porn dvd through BitTorrent. Cases of porn producers targeting torrent users have been increasing among the industries leaders recently, a tactic that has been largely avoided until now.

Copyright complaints have been reaching a record high, now that torrent use has run rampant among the masses. The small amount of complaints, 2,200, that have been issued , pale in comparison to the actual free porn content available on the internet. The porn companies are allegedly targeting niche oriented porn downloaded first, so anybody into shemales or 18-year-old sluts, should be warned.

Piracy on the internet has allowed users to take advantage of supposedly free content, however the victimized companies are now counter attacking the overwhelming network of millions whom are consuming commercial entertainment for free.

Personal information is easily retrieved by companies, who mainly deal with large corporations like Bell, Verizon and Sprint. It is no surprise that with exponential increases in torrent use, that the the porn industry and its anal avenging porn stars are fighting back. It could be the last dying gasp of what was once the industry’s main profit sector. This is a evolving relationship between consumer and company – one that will never cease to produce new relationships.

Become the Woman of Your Dreams

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Have you ever wanted to feel like a real woman, without the trouble of nasty surgery? Well, you’re in luck, because now there’s the Seamless FemSkin III, that will allow our friends of the transgendered variety to actually transform into the natural shape of a woman. This may seem disturbing to those not in the market for gender reassignment, but I have to credit the designers of this product for coming up with such a fascinating product that mimics the female form so closely you might think you were in a free porn flick.

The FemSkin III is the most advanced, anatomically correct, female latex suit on the market. It fits snugly over your body, from ankle to neck to shoulder, transforming it into one sweet lady. It comes in tinted natural skin tones and contour pads to adapt to your own complexion and shape. The suit is specially molded to give you that sexy shape and perfect female form, complete with D-cup tits, a raised and round ass, and, most importantly a beautifully shaped cunt. No matter what your size, this will stretch to fit your shape and won’t tear or stretch out.

Man has walked on the moon, and now he can piss through a vagina!  This suit has a beautifully engineered pouch kit, which is placed over the penis and the catheter rolls down the shaft of your cock and has a tube that flows down to a hole in your new pussy. You want more? Well bend over – because theres a built in latex rectum to give you a penetrable anus!

It seems they really have thought of everything…

How Did Man Survive Before Porn?

Monday, September 20th, 2010

There was a time, long ago that no man had free porn in any form. No magazines, no celebrity sex tape dvds, not even a playboy. You would think that primitive men would be getting turned on by the wind, with all that bottled up sexual energy. So, did we have other ways of satisfying our urge to orgasm?

Men tend to assume that an orgasm consists of draining the main vein, however we tend to find similar enjoyment in other activities that might give us some answers to why we get such a hard on for things that do not include women. We tend to include sexy ladies wherever we can, but when it comes down to it, guys tend to watch a lot of guys do things for most entertainment.

Through history, man has tried to prove who had the biggest dick in different ways, some more ridiculous then others. Lets take a look at some of the various alternatives to watching porn stars get fucked that got us off.

War

Men have a long history with war. There are many different reasons, but there’s a stigma that we are simply fighting each other to prove which ruler has a bigger dick. It could be religious, political, economic or for the fuck of it. Most wars capitalized on the fact that men like to fight, and the idea of watching Saving Private Ryan in 3D on the Imax would most likely make any man jizz in his pants.

Sports

Nothing gets a guy more pumped up than watching his favorite football team (in tight spandex pants) crush their opponents and do the touchdown dance. You’ll probably see some of the most testosterone fueled men orgasm at every hit, and nearly shit themselves when the teams are deadlocked in the last minute. It could be modern man’s attempt to fuel his bloodsport desires, or another aspect to prove who’s the bigger man. One thing is for sure, most guys get more jazzed up over their favorite football stars then fucking a sexy slut.

Fights

It seems like we human beings have a history of violence because we cant occupy ourselves with anything that doesn’t involve semi naked, sweaty men, grappling each other. One of the greatest sports phenomena that has pushed entertainment out of the norm, is UFC. You can’t help but hear tight wearing steroid using douches doing a circle jerk over their favorite fighter. What heterosexual male wouldn’t get turned on by seeing buff naked dudes stick their junk in each others faces and smelling the hot stank of waxed assholes. It’s for aerodynamics of course – they’re professionals.

The 15 Minute Orgasm

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Becoming the modern day superhero known to sexy ladies everywhere as Orgasmo doesn’t involve a life study in tantric sex. Young grasshopper, the Yoda of orgasms is here to teach you the art of the 15 minute orgasm. You can turn that quickie into a orgasm that will leave her twitching for two hours if you follow my advice.

Sexologists at the Kinsey Institute in the US found that average women can orgasm after 10-20 minutes of sex. Learning how to prep your sexy lady with some pre-gasm exercises will stimulate her vaginal nerves and have her pussy warmed up for performance.

After you take her to a comedy show, or wait till she’s done her yoga class, have a few drinks of wine at your flat. Researchers at the University of Florence found that women who drink a glass or two of red wine are more aroused. Don’t worry if you cant warm her up with wine, as you can always try some free porn instead.

Now that she’s in the mood, it’s your turn to provide everything she needs.

15 Minute Mark

In the beginning of your 15 minute orgasm teachings, you will need to utilize the simplest of moves. Invest at least 3 minutes to kissing – it has been found to reduce levels of stress and turns a women on faster then a Brad Pitt autograph. German scientists found that kissing develops a connection chemical between the two of you called oxytocin. It will build trust and encourage lady to cum quickly, and often! Be sure you kiss more than her mouth. Pay attention to her neck and ears, while undressing her slowly.

12 Minute Mark

Your girl is nearly naked now, but keep her underwear on for another minute or so. “Stroke and caress her through the fabric rather than going for gold,” says sex therapist Paula Hall. “Focus on building anticipation rather than going straight for direct stimulation. If you make it seem like you’re in for a quickie she is less likely to orgasm as quickly. Women love a man who is good with his hands.

10 Minute Mark

Orgasms aren’t always about foreplay, however if you’re going to skip the foreplay, be prepared for a fickle fuck. Providing some warm up till this point is important in setting the stage for her explosive orgasm. Clocking in at around 7 minutes of solid penetration is the ideal time to push things to the next level.

7 Minute Mark

Inexperience men at this point will probably be asking themselves “next level?! isn’t is this where I unload on her stomach and say good night?” Any wise lover would know that this is where you bust out the power positions. Try bracing your feet at the foot of the bed, and rocking back and forward rather then thrusting. Stimulating her clit with your shaft while penetrating her g-spot is a move that will require some practice young padowan.

! Minute Mark

At this point, your lady should be clawing at the sheets and clinching for the final orgasm. Don’t try anything new at this point, since changing your rhythm will likely bring her down a few steps. Keep your pace and penetration the same until she is left convulsing in orgasmic splendor. If you are a real Jedi, you will be able to pull out and bust load all over those big beautiful tits of hers.

Porn Presented at Pennsylvania High School

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

High school is a time for growth – academically, socially, intellectually and sexually. Make no mistake, high school is a formative experience, and is often the first place teenagers are exposed to porn. Normally, this exposure comes in the context of peer pressure – perhaps a friend finds some old magazines in his father’s closet, or some free porn on the internet – but rarely is it due to school faculty.

This was the case on September 10, 2010, however, as 400 students in a Pennsylvania high school were exposed to pornographic pictures on a Central Blood Bank employee’s flash drive. Sure, we all have porn on our flash drives, but this seems a little overt – what ever happened to burying your porn in folders that aren’t linked to work? It would seem that blood boy was a little too eager to ogle the lithe naked bodies he enjoys on his computer. The school has released a statement saying that they’re “still trying to determine how [this] occurred.”

It’s a consolation that most of the kids exposed to the images displayed before the Blood Bank employee’s presentation have seen porn before, however this clearly creates a legal conundrum for the school in question. There’s no doubt that parents will sue in this case, as school really isn’t the place for their children to watch people fucking.

Apparently, the porn pandering employee in question wasn’t allowed to finish his presentation and the police are still mulling whether charges should be laid. Perhaps the nature of the porn shown should be used to determine our hombre’s punishment. After all, I could sure use more porn at work myself, and wouldn’t want to punish anyone who had only entertained.

New Google Feature Censoring Adult Content

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

“With great power comes great responsibility.” The wise words of Uncle Ben ring true for the super power that is Google. Google is a powerful tool that can be used for great things. Google instant search gives you real time results as you type – predicting your queries. Unless your searching for sex related things that is.

Earlier today, google launched instant search to the US, with an international release coming later next week. The search shifts will deliver results while you type, no kicking or hitting enter will be required. Simply typing the letter w will bring up weather forecasts, or the search you’re most likely seeking.

However, those of you sex searching all day wont be able to type in “tits” for example. Only a empty blank page will greet you, not the joy of our Dickipedia entry on “tits”. It doesn’t matter if your safe search is disabled, the instant results simply censor out naughty content.

When Google was asked about this feature earlier today at a question session, the director of product management said the friendly feature is being used to protect children. Limiting offensive content will allow the majority of users receive information that wont be diluted with sexual content.

It’s a smart feature for the site and will likely keep seven year olds interested in the pussy cat dolls out of trouble. Those of us who are adamant on finding free porn will still be able to do so with extreme ease, so don’t get your panties up in a knot. The decision to exclude naughty words might eventuality be remedied with another censor feature, for now though us pervs will have to continue to hit the old reliable enter key before going on our porn hunt.

Winona County Declares War On Porn

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

Middle America is known for its right wing political agendas and overly keen interest in private citizen’s bedrooms. In Winona County, Minnesota, county commissioners have taken their meddling to a new level, announcing a “clean hotel” policy that forbids county employees from staying in hotel rooms that offer pornographic movies. While Winona County only employs 334 people, this latest ban goes beyond the small community and violates the civil rights of its employees.

By attempting to control what their employees consume in their private lives by banning porn in hotel rooms, Winona County is opening up an old debate. Unfortunately, they aren’t sticking to the rules either, claiming that porn leads to sexual assaults despite evidence to the contrary. Pornography, a medium enjoyed by nearly every citizen in America, has never been linked to negative activities in viewers. In fact, many studies show that porn enhances the sex lives of its viewers, and many types of porn are used therapeutically in patients with erectile dysfunction.

This is simply another instance of political propaganda taken too far. Thank God for the internet, where free porn is prevalent and the citizens of America won’t be persecuted for enjoying a goof fuck or fisting to help them relax after work. Hell, the citizens of Winona County are clearly in need of online porn to cheer them up in light of this latest ban. Let’s hope they bring their laptops to hotel rooms around the country so they can enjoy top quality adult entertainment on sites like orgasm.com.

How to do Nude Beaches

Friday, September 10th, 2010

Around the world you can find nude beaches full of people whom let their freedom flag fly. A naturist is a name given to someone with a penchant for social nudity, however you may not be quite the naturist yet.

A chance to stay beachside near a clothing optional B&B can reveal some of the joys of letting go of your inhibitions. Here you’ll find some of the top tips for letting it all hang out at nudist beaches. It’s the most fun you’ll have with your clothes off besides sex.

If you want to be a bit closer to nature, or simply get rid of those tan lines you’ve got to swap the bathing suit for your birthday suit. Drop your trousers and let your wang hang. So you know for future reference, the flaunt it rule does not always apply in all cases. If you get a hard on for some nice tits beside you, its generally unacceptable to show off your new found friend woody.

You will need some confidence for this thing if you are a little skeptical of rampant exhibitionism. It may feel wild and liberated, however nudist beaches are not the best place to practice pole dancing or yoga poses. Unless you truly enjoy showing off those giant tits, or perhaps that giant cock.

If you’re lucky enough, you might find yourself sitting beside some fine young hunnies, however this is not an open invitation to hop on her right on the beach. Sex isn’t uncommon on a nudist beach, however a free porn show is not generally accepted by the large portion of people there. Just because you’re half way there, doesn’t mean you should take advantage of the situation. There is always the ocean.

Before you start to wander off the beach, pay attention to the people around you, not the entire beach may be nudist. You don’t want to end up having an awkward confrontation with beach patrol in a clothing area of the beach.

If you’ve gone so far to go nude at the beach, you’re likely feeling liberated and one with the world. If you find yourself stripping naked when the sun shines through the office window, it’s probably time you pack up and move to a commune.

Porn as Therapy?

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

When pornography is discussed in a mainstream context, it’s normally villainized by right-wing politicians who use it to serve anti-sex agendas. While this might not seem fair, the general public is becoming more open minded and some are even incorporating lessons learned from porn into their everyday lives. So let’s forget the negative press devoted to porn, and look at what porn can do for you!

1. Therapy: Talk to any sexologist and they’ll tell you that porn is a valuable therapeutic tool. For whom you may ask? The answer is varied, but mainly the impotent. After all, who wouldn’t get aroused by a chick having double penetration in the back of a bus, or a fake titted whore taking bukkake from about 10 guys? Even those who have a hard time getting it up would agree that these are stiffening scenarios.

2. Education: Sure, teenagers could wait for their parents to sit them down and have an awkward conversation about sex with them that would ultimately just end in more uncomfort. This is where free porn comes in. The internet is full of porn that can be used as an educational tool for sexually inexperienced teenagers of legal age. We live in a visual culture, and there’s no better way to learn how to fuck than to watch a couple of hotties in action.

3. Acceptance: Porn films often portray actors from a variety of different racial backgrounds, and are inspirational in their inclusiveness. Before you criticize, consider the implications of 2 guys fucking a girl at the same time. To do this, one has to be comfortable with his sexuality, and reject the homophobic consensus that rules North America.

There’s much to be learned from porn, so don’t close off your mind, and certainly don’t close your eyes. You wouldn’t want to miss a moment of the action!

It’s Not Easy Being A Porn Star

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

The last time you watched your favorite porn star get filled with cock on tape, you probably never stopped to think how the whole production comes together. There are many people behind the scenes, working hard to make sure that perfectly bleached asshole is prim and proper for the last anal scene of the day. It is not an easy job to be a porn star, especially if you happen to be a man.

The idea of fucking someone for hours on end would take a toll on any hopeful swinging dick. Imagine having to achieve an erection on command, through camera and light changes. Not only do you have to have a dick the size of a baby’s arm, you got to keep that blood pumping to your cock. You’ll likely pass out if you keep an erection for more than a few hours, so you better start training if you hope to have a chance in hell of becoming a porn star.

Next time you are busy masturbating to some free porn online, and your dog walks in, notice how (hopefully) you find it hard to keep an erection when your being watched? Now imagine 20 people standing around, waiting on you to provide a cum shot of mammoth proportions. You have to be able to paint that bitch white with your magic wand, so you cant afford to be shy. I don’t imagine training in front of a pack of dogs will help you overcome this fear, however maybe some impromptu public masturbation will help you be more comfortable whipping your dick out in front of strangers. That, or it will be an easy way to earn a couple merit points on your criminal record.

Lastly, likely one of the hardest feats for any future professional fucker is to enjoy sex enough to be able to do it everyday. Doing anything day in and day out can be a mother fucking nightmare. After the first couple fucks on film, your mojo will likely be diminishing as quick as your boner. You got to have a serious ability to fuck all day, or else your going to be doing the walk of shame to your trailer.

So there you have it, some of the reasons it can be damn hard to be a porn star. You have to have the complete package or you will never make it in this sex fueled era we live in. Try making some amateur porn with a small cast and crew, see how you do and then decide if you think should move up the major leagues.