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Dangerous Sex: The Riskiest Places To Do The Dirty Deed

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

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They say to never get caught with your pants down, but to be honest, there’s no greater rush than having the feeling of possibly getting caught by someone when you’re doing the dirty deed.

Sometimes it just happens and the feeling of spontaneity can make the sex that much hotter. Sometimes we plan to have sex in a risky location. Either or, make sure you wear zippered pants or shorts, and try and go commando. It would be good if she was wearing a skirt and the shorter the better, but we can’t always have control of the situation.

Having sex at either of your parents’ places is going to be completely fun and dangerous. Especially if your relatives are on the conservative side, it is both rebellious and hilarious, in a very satisfying way. Do it during the day; in the bathroom, laundry room or garage, while they are pre-occupied with the garden or tea time. Remember to clean up after yourself, because they aren’t stupid and they know what sex smells like.

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Having sex in between the book stacks in the library is very risky because libraries can even be as sacred as a church with all the acquisition and deep thinking going on. You’re going to have to be as quiet as you can be. It’s not going to be as easy as it seems and totally different from the library sex scenes in porn. You’re going to have be a little more strategic. Libraries tend to be fairly big and have a lot of strange little corners. Standing is the safest way to attempt sex in a library, so if you need to escape, it can be easily done. Try and keep the volume down because you don’t want to be caught by one of those old, cranky librarians. They will have no remorse for you!

Depending on the alley, having sex in one can be bad for your health. Make sure you choose one that is fairly clean and bum free. You don’t want to give those bums a free show. You can do this easily by hiding behind a large object in the alley like a parked car or a bin. Standing up sex is your best bet because you’re not going to want to lie down on this ground.

Having sex at work is probably looked at as being very unprofessional, but hey, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves! Mostly all offices have storage rooms that are usually lockable. You don’t want to get caught here because your job could be on the line, so keep it down and play safe!

Try to be a little more daring and add some sense of adventure into your sex life and you will not be disappointed.

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What You Didn’t Know About Orgasms

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

In trying to keep with the subject at hand, this entry will cover the orgasm. Aside from being one of the most sought-after sensations, there is a lot more to be said about this brief moment of enlightenment. With that in mind, we present you with a list of some little-known facts surrounding the orgasm and how it can go way beyond sex.

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1. Orgasms Are Not Only For The Living: According to scientists, a dead person is just as capable of reaching an orgasm as their living counterparts. If certain nerves within the spinal chord receive oxygen, there is not reason as to why the dead can’t climax – though personal recollections remain to be heard.

2. Orgasms Can Make Your Breath Stink: Doctors have discovered that right after climaxing, women are left with a slight odor on their tongues. Though we have still to determine why that is, remember to pack a mint in your overnight bag. Bad breath is never attractive.

3. Even Babies Want It: Thousands of ultrasounds have shown babies – especially boys – touching their nether regions. Many claim that these motions are early forms of masturbation and that babies could be having orgasms even before leaving their mothers womb.

4. A Cure For Hiccups: After a man suffered from a case of never-ending hiccups, the only thing that could solve the problem was reaching an orgasm. So next time if you have the hiccups, forget about holding your breath and just load up on some free porn.

5. Some People Can Climax Without Sex Or Masturbation: Believe it or not, but some people have been reported to be able to make themselves orgasm through sheer mental stimulation. If you can “think yourself” into an climaxing; consider yourself lucky.

Transform Your Pad Into A Love Nest

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

If you sex life leaves much to be desired and you’re now resorting to free porn, consider your surroundings. Chances are, your apartment is about as inviting and your grandomother’s – and that’s so not sexy. A home that sets the mood for romance and intimacy can often be one of the best way to get your sex life back in working order. Below, we highlight a few tips that will get your pad from looking like a frat house, to a full-fledged love nest.

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1. Focus On The Energy – Aim towards creating a ‘love corner’ in every major room in your house. In order to create an intimate environment, avoid placing any computers, exersize equipment or books in that spot. Those tend to encourage solitary actions and won’t get you in the mood for play. Instead, place two matching objects in full display (candles or matching art pieces), which will indicate that your designated corner is a place for love.

2. Work With Your Partner - When setting up your love nest, be sure to make it a reflection of not only you, but your partner as well. Focusing too much on your likes while ignoring your significant-other’s point of view won’t make them any more inclined to getting down and dirty. And remember, a clean and tidy environment is always more welcome that a messy room. The later is nothing short of a turn off.

3. Use Sex As Your Inspiration – When decorating for love-making purposes, it’s crucial to have sex on the mind. Think sexy, lusting thoughts and consider chaise lounge chairs, luscious fabrics (silk, cashmere etc.) and of course, leather. A nice, modern shag rug is also a great option for those who are bored of the bedroom.

4. Lighting Is Everything – One of the best ways to set the mood is through appropriate lighting. Place emphasis on inviting spots such as a couch or lounge chair and be sure to keep it dim. Bright lights don’t necessarily scream “do me now”. Instead, focus on candles, lamps and wall lighting. Orgasms will be sure to follow.

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Seriously Odd Sex Stuff

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

No sex advice or porn tips here. Today, I’m going to give you a little something purely for your entertainment; a look at some seriously odd sex stuff found all around the world.

Sarah Carmen from the UK has about 200 orgasm a day from anything that vibrates. She has a rare disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which causes a lot more blood than normal to flow to the genitals, which has resulted in spontaneous and constant arousal. She’s sitting on the bus going down a rocky road: orgasm.

A belgian optician was arrested in 1995 for making his chick patients strip down naked and dance to accordion music before he gave them their check up.

In 1993 a man names Karl Watkins from England was given 18 months in prison for having sex with the pavement. Two years later he was put on three years probation for stimulating sex in public with a bin liner.

A grenade, a teacup, a pair of glasses and a frozen pig’s tail are all objects that have been removed by doctors from different men’s asses.

In 1993 a service was started in Japan that allowed customers to buy the used panties of school girls, housewives, nurses and widows.

I bet you don’t know what an autopederast is. Let me explain; this is when a man can insert his own dick into his ass with a semi-erect penis. Of course it’s impossible for most men, but some lucky lads can perform this party trick.

In 1992 a man from the US was arrested for shooting himself with a bullet proof vest on for sexual kicks.

A man from New York injected cocaine into his penis. The result: he got gangrene. He had his legs above the knee amputated and all but one finger. His dick ended up falling off by itself while he was in the bath.

Adolf Frederick, the King of Sweden from 1751-1771 had seven mistresses: two only had one arm, two had one leg, and three only had one eye. He’s thought to have a sex fetish with amputees called acrotomophilia.

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Top 5 Unexpected Sex-Related Terms

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Imagine a world without sex. Not only would it be incredibly empty, but if for some odd reason we still managed to reproduce, we’d have to find something else to influence our day-to-day lives. For those who don’t think sex is everywhere, read on for a list of cleverly concealed sex-related names. From everyday words to music, one thing is for sure – sex is everywhere.

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1. Steely Dan – For all you baby boomers out there, you’ll remember this soft rock band back in their glory days. In the 1950′s – when the band originally came together – members Walter Becker and Donald Fagen were unable to come up with an original name. Being that they were both into beat literature, they ended up taking the name of one of the characters in a book called “The Naked Lunch”. That’s right folks, Steely Dan was based off a massive strap-on dildo – and that was before free porn.

2. Vanilla – It’s no coincidence that your friends crack sex jokes everytime you lick an ice cream cone. What we presently know as “vanilla” is derived from a mix of the Spanish word “vainilla” and the Latin word “vaina” – a direct translation of “vagina” (or “pussy“, if you’d rather). By taking one close look at a vanilla pod, you’ll quickly understand why that is.

3. The Velvet Underground – One of the most revolutionary bands of the 60′s and 70′s, this band stood for anything alternative and out of the ordinary. Originating in New Jersey, the band landed it’s first gig back when they didn’t even have a name. After finding an S&M magazine with the words “Velvet Underground” plastered across it, the rest was history.

4. The Heart Shape – As romantic as it may look to us now, researchers have reasons to believe that the classic heart shape was actually inspired by a woman’s ass. The Greeks were known to have created a temple called Kallipygos, a worshipping ground that translates into “Goddess with the Beautiful Buttocks”. All hail the big booty!

5. Jazz – We all know that jazz tends to be associated to sex. It’s smooth enough to set the mood and get just about anyone in that particular state of mind. What you didn’t know is that the word “jazz” is derived off the Creole term “jass” – which stands for ‘sex’.

7 Things Women Can Do With Their Tits To Turn Us On

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:

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1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.

2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.

3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!

4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.

5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!

6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!

7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!

Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!

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“SexyTime” on the iPhone

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Once again there has been a link to Apple and sex. First it was the direct connection of iPhone owners and how they are more likely to have more sex partners than regular Blackberry or android users. Then it was watching porn instantaneously on the iPad or the iPhone. And now its a new, premium sex application for both the iPad and the iPhone.

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Except that this application is not just another attempt to monetize sexual curiosity, there is actually some scientific backing to it. Even though the “SexyTime Sex Position Guide and Choreographer” has already been banned in China after just one month of being on the market. Apparently not everyone appreciates the science of sex!

The company’s platform is nothing but a simple yet ambitious statement: to improve health and wellness through better sex. One of the chief scientists working on the application said that is easier said than done. Apparently people are attracted to over-the-top, flashy products, and something that is geared towards improving health is not as enticing.

It’s pretty sad that people, especially those who really need the advice, aren’t taking advantage of this application because it is the one’s who need the advice most that are less likely to go out and see it! And what better way to get it right on your iPhone.

I always thought my dick was the most important sex organ, but according to these scientists, the brain is. Who would have thought? That’s the main reason for creating this application, so that “people enjoy exciting, rewarding lovemaking, and simultaneously become smarter about sex. Better, more frequent sex means healthier minds and bodies.”

Sounds kind of lame to me, except for the fact that the app also will help in suggesting new ideas and techniques to your partner in the bedroom. Something I’m sure we all need a a little help in!

The app is completely inexpensive, especially compared to the benefits. Something that gives sex advice anywhere on the go has got to be worth something!

This Is Not Your Average Condom…

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Believe it or not, but condom usage has actually gone down in North America. Whether the blame should be on birth control or sheer lack of responsibility, condoms are still the only way to prevent much-dreaded STI’s and STD’s. For those who are still in doubt, the number of people who were affected by syphilis actually doubled from 2002 to 2004. Even the porn industry has been hit with a case of HIV; bringing fourth concerns that condom use should be mandatory in adult entertainment. As a means of trying to gain back it’s appeal, condom brands are now resorting to all sorts of innovative technologies. Below, we highlight some of our personal favorites.

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1. Trojan – Perhaps best known for their “Magnum” size, Trojan is now offering other varieties that are sure to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Their new Fire and Ice condoms come with a lubricant that actually adjusts to a variety of different body temperatures. Since the lubricant is located on both sides of the condom, the “tingling sensation” can be felt by both partners. Talk about a win-win situation.

2. Durex – One of Durex’s selling features are it’s deliciously flavored lubricants. So if blow job’s are your thing, the cherry and tropical flavors will be sure to delight your senses. Durex’s Sensi-thin condoms are another great option. Boasting the title of the “thinest condoms on the market”, these rubbers are still just as sturdy as their counterparts. Their Pleasuremax condoms are also great for women, due to their strategically placed ribs and ‘pleasure dots’ – which enhances the pleasure of both partners.

3. Life Styles – Lifestyle condoms have taken the cake in the sensitivity department. Their Skyn rubbers are made of polyisoprene (as opposed to latex) – which better contours the penis and features a similar coloring to the real thing. Though this is not exactly condom-related, the company also markets a so called ‘vibrating ring’, which wraps around the base of the penis ensuring heightened orgasms for the ladies.

10 Commandments of College Sex

Monday, November 15th, 2010

1. Thou Shall Not Sleep With An Ex’s Roommate: You want to keep your college experience as drama free as you can, not only should you not sleep with your ex’s roommates, you should also never sleep with your roommate’s ex.

2. Thou Shall Abstain From Mood Music: I’m sure that you’ve noticed when you watch movies, there is a soundtrack in the background that is specifically designed for every scene. Especially when an online sex scene comes on, there is always some steamy music going on in the background. As much as you’d like to replicate this in real life, I’m suggesting that you don’t because it can be really cheesy.

3.Thou Shall Consider Location: If you’re looking to pick up at a college frat party where everyone is wasted, then you have another thing coming to you. If you go home with someone, chances are they wont even remember your name the next morning, let alone want to start a relationship.

4. Control Thyself: If you actually found your special someone in college and you just can’t seem to keep your hands off each other, keep it in the privacy of your own dorm room. No one wants to see your PDA all over campus.

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5. Thou Shall Use Protection: Every time you fuck someone, use protection. Always keep condoms on hand in a drawer or somewhere in the bathroom. Also, use the pill, the patch, or those vaginal rings that are always advertised on TV because the last thing you need is to be pregnant in college or to knock up some chick.

6. Thou Shall Keep Mum: There is no point in sharing your sexual history with anyone, especially a current partner. The only reason people name drop is to foster a sense of adequacy.

7. Thou Shall Not Steal: I’m pretty sure this one is self explanatory so basically don’t steal.

8. Know Thy Own Beer Goggles: Getting drunk and making decisions can lead to some pretty large regrets, that are also occasionally humorous. In college, drinking and sex go together so you’re going to have to accept it, however try not to make really bad decisions that could threaten your safety.

9. Thou Shall Not Fear Making The First Move: College is the time to take risks, so take a chance and don’t be afraid of failing. Otherwise you can stay home and watch porn.

10. Love Not Thy Neighbor: Don’t get me wrong, Im all about fostering friendly relationships with the people that you run into on a day to day basis. It’s nice to have someone to turn to when you’re having one of those days, just don’t turn it into something that it’s not.

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The History of the Sex Doll

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Nov 11 orgasm.com1Before the advent of free porn online, guys all over the world had to resort to lonely old masturbation as a source of relieving their sexual tensions. They couldn’t bring up something erotic in the privacy of their own homes within 20 seconds and a lot of times the regular “choking the chicken” approach just didn’t do it for them. Therefore, the sex doll was created.

If you’ve been living in a cave for the past twenty years and haven’t heard of a sex doll, it’s basically a sex toy that is used for sexual relief. It’s an inmate object that is crafted and designed by some of the top engineers in the world to replicate the female genitalia. Creating a sex doll requires an intricate process and some of them even offer an array of designs that have been influenced by the complete female body.

The origins of the high and mighty sex doll was actually created when antsy sailors set out on a long voyage with no hopes of female interaction for months at a time. They created a female doll sewn out of cloth, brought it on board and passed it around from sailor to sailor.

In later years, some very smart men took this idea and ran with it only to create commercialized versions of the doll that were in the form of blow up dolls, body sections and the infamous real doll.

Blow Up Dolls: are the inflatable sex toy made to look like a woman’s body. Usually consisting of three entry points; mouth, vagina, and ass.

Body Sections: are made from some pretty amazing material and are manufactured to look like certain sections of the body.

Real Dolls: are insanely crafted and are usually the full body of a woman. They’re pretty pricey but made from silicone and has all the lifelike details of a living woman’s body minus the “life” part. They even come with metal skeletons and flexible joints to position the dolls in whatever position you like. The downside; if you are experiencing problems you more than likely will have to ship her away to be repaired, which probably means no sex for you.

The only advice I have if you’re somewhat interested in a Real Doll is to be careful. Some men take their relationship to another level and become totally intertwined with their doll and end up acting like they’re a real person. The people end up going crazy and you don’t want to be one of those!

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