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Anal Issues

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

analAnal play and anal sex can be very hot and sexy, and is in the realm of real lovers these days, not just porn stars. However, women sometimes find it difficult to relax and enjoy it because they’re concerned about any mess that could result. Feeling uptight and stressed when participating in any kind of anal play can make the experience difficult and uncomfortable for both parties.

A lot of women don’t seem to be able to understand that people who are interested in anal play are fully aware of the fact that it is an activity fraught with the potential for a mess, and they are prepared to proceed in spite of that. It is a biological function experienced by all humans and not something to be ashamed of. While many people will advocate repeated enemas in order to assure cleanliness and a pristine environment, that actually may not be the healthiest choice. Enemas can often dry out the anal area, and having anal sex a short period of time later could result in minor tearing or discomfort due to dryness. Repeated enemas could throw a person’s electrolytes off balance, and that can be very detrimental to a person’s health. Unless one’s partner is aware of how many enemas were done and how recently, they may not be able to provide necessary information in case of an emergency. It would be best to discuss this with a doctor or gynecologist, and find out how to safely use enemas or anal douches as a way to prepare the area without any health implications. Doctors have heard it all and they’re there to help, so people should not be embarrassed to discuss these things with them.

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The easiest way to handle the situation is to eat a very healthy diet and get plenty of fiber. This will make most people pretty regular and, quite often, predictable which will make scheduling a sexual encounter involving anal play quite a bit easier. If a lady is concerned about any potential messy situations, she can put a large towel on the bed or leave a towel folded on the dresser to provide a place to put used sex toys. The last and most important thing is that people should talk to their partner. It may seem like an embarrassing conversation, but if a person is comfortable allowing someone else to insert things into their ass they should be comfortable enough with that person to talk to them.

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The Top Places To Bear It All And Go Naked

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Feb 17 orgasm.com1So, you made a New Year’s resolution to do something out of the ordinary this year. Your 9 to 5 job is getting the best of you and you feel like it’s time to hang up your workday attire for something a bit more comfortable and sexual. No we’re not talking about porn, we referring to the top clothing optional places in the world where you can shed your inhibition and show those private parts:

Naked Cycling: Held annually since 2004 in cities all around the world, people basically ride around naked to celebrate cycling and the human body. It’s not just about baring your bod, it also shows the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and a protest against car culture.

Naked hot springs bathing: In Tokyo, Japan, foreigners are able to strip down naked at this bath house and experience the therapeutic traditions of soaking in natural mineral rich hot springs.

Naked spa treatments for singles and couples: Open your senses and drift into an all nude wonderland at the Ayana Resort Bali and Spa in Indonesia.

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Naked sauna: Kotiharjun Sauna in Helsinki Finland in the only public wood burning sauna in the world and dates back all the way to 1928. You can enjoy the heat while experiences a scrub down and massage. The only downside; there are separate saunas for men and women which is a rule so there is not way to see naked girls.

Naked art festival: The world body painting festival which runs from June 27 to July 3 in Austria has been held annually since 1998. It is the biggest are event in the body painting theme in the world.

Naked city: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the bank and grocery store naked every day while looking at all the beautiful french women baring it all. Well, visit Cap d’Agde, France, where the entire town is clothing optional.

Naked beach: Haulover beach in Miami is one of the very few government sanctioned clothing optional beaches in the US. This place is ideal for surfing and swinging, and let’s not forget looking at the gorgeous Miami women strutting their stuff.

Naked cultural event: Burning Man runs from August 29 to September 5 and is in the middle of the dessert in Nevada. It has been held annually since 1986 and is described by the people who attend as an experiment in the community of radical self expression, and self reliance. Not too mention a lot of public sex and orgies.

Is Online Porn The Same As Real Porn?

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

What we look for in our fantasies is not what we necessarily want in our real life. Sure porn girls and guys look great, a bleached asshole is certainly something most people donít see every day and a hard dick standing straight up for hours on end is most hetero girls dream, but in the end we have to deal with the fact that we do not live porn star lives nor would we really want all that sex, in all those ways, most of the time.

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Porn is great though because it provides us with this fantasy as an outlet, but then we take one step back from porn movies and DVDís to the porn shown on- line and over the net, and while not even different in content-in fact in many cases itís the very same movie-watching porn on our PC and downloading, usually for free is certainly different than watching a tried and true porno film one pops into the DVD player.

The access to porn on the net, the actual ability to scroll through all those selections, just like one would on an online dating site, for a nominal fee even, makes the porn different then buying or having to rent a DVD somewhere and popping it into a home player. Sure the concept is the same, one is watching a highly styilzsed visual representation of a sex act to arouse one to either a masturbatory state or to arouse ones partner enough so the couple might engage in some foreplay and maybe even some further fucking.

But the ability to download exactly what we want when we want, even snippets per say, and in most cases for free makes watching porn on line as wholly different from how watching porn on our DVDís and home theater systems was different from seeing a dirty movie in a theater with sticky floors and an audience of the rain coat crowd!

From stag films to movie theaters to video tapes to DVDs and now the digital download revolutions porn has and will survive but with every new technology in how to watch the dirty images the industry quakes with the realization that people can and do get their dirty stuff easier and cheaper and sometimes for free as the years progress.

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Lipstick Lesbians

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

There are dozens of lipstick lesbian porn sites on the internet. These are sites with hot looking, triple D sized boobed blue eyed blondes that usually fake going down on their equally beautiful blue eyed blonde female lovers. They are called lipstick lesbian sites because the women on these sites are rarely lesbians and their makeup is always fresh and artistically applied and their fingernails beautifully manicured.

But if you Google the term you will see that the term has been adopted by very feminine and fashionable lesbians.

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These women don’t look like lesbians, they look like girls in free porn. They arenít wearing plaid shirts and grabbing imaginary dicks when they talk. They are usually the type of woman that men find unapproachable because they look like they just like the arm candy one finds on the arm of some man from GQ. But if a man does get the balls to come on to a lipstick lesbian and she rebukes him he will ask regroup and ask her to prove it by letting him watch, sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, as she kisses or fucks her lover. Of course if she still refuses it is almost assured that he will use the line that he should have been born a lesbian because he loves licking pussy so much.

Although it is hard to get men to accept the fact that a lipstick wearing lesbian prefers girl on girl and not girl on girl on guy action it is sometimes even harder for them to be accepted by other lesbians.

Some card carrying lesbians believe that a feminine persona shown in fashion magazines and in hit T.V. shows is part of a plan created by men to keep women from achieving their full potential. These radical thinkers also believe by wearing makeup it is endangering a womanís civil rights.

These type of gay women are as narrow minded as the people that think all lesbians have a closet full of strap on harasses and dildos of varying sizes, colors and shapes. And even though most lesbians wonít admit it they do own and use a strap on harness, and regularly use it, fucking their lover with the biggest double ended they can find, this is the type of video and photos one will find on most lipstick lesbian porn sites.

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How To Get The Girl

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Feb 16 orgasm.com1If you perceive yourself well and have a strong inner game, that will captivate your outer game and others will perceive you better. To get a girl, a one night stand, or a night that resembles something out of a free porn clip, it does not require life changing decisions, rather, small doses of minor risk taking with enthusiasm about life, all while rocking a sexy smile. Follow these tragedies and you’ll be just like Vinny Chase in a month’s time.

Get off your ass: This is totally crucial in getting a girl to notice you. I realize that getting you nice ass to the gym can be more than just a physical battle, but, you’ll immediately notice a positive change in your mindset. You will feel better, see yourself as sexier and start making healthier decisions.

Be more outgoing: It’s easy to spot the life of the party. He is usually surrounded by a crowd and displays high volumes of energy. While not everyone has to be the center of attention, you can use the same principles to make yourself more outgoing.
1. Get involved. If you start off involved in the discussion, you’re more likely to stay involved.
2. Wait for something relevant to seize the floor.
3. Stand straight and strong and protect your voice, use hand gestures and keep a smile on your face.
4. Physically involve your audience. LIterally move people around or use them as characters.

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Feel fresh to be fresh: If you don’t feel fresh, you wont get a girl to believe you’re fresh. The best way is to keep your fashion game up to date. Once a week you should buy yourself something new, whether its small or bigger. This will help you stay mentally involved.

Keep it current: One of the most powerful weapons to getting a girls attention is the ability to adapt socially to any situation. If you want to be able to talk effortlessly, you need to know or have opinions about celebrities, viral moves, TV shows, etc, that you might otherwise not give a shit about.

Adapt a “nothing to lose” attitude: Strong game comes from a series of risk taking. If you ditch your fear of rejection, you win. Obviously this is easier said than done, but the more risks you take, the less you fear. This mindset will also allow you to analyze what works and what doesn’t.

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Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Holland’s Porn Channel For Women

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

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Ouuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! I fucking love the Netherlands! I have to move there. Why are they so sexually far ahead of us?

Well, that superb country recently got their first porn channel for women, and it is doing well. Of course it is!, for what I have we learned over the years, girls and boys? Everybody loves porn!

The channel is called Dusk, and it claims to be the first in Europe offering a constant stream of softcore and hardcore porn for women.

“We call it porna,” said Martijn Broersma, the founder of Dusk, “to give the idea that it’s porn made for women, something different from traditional porno.”

The channel actually got it’s real start three years ago, but it’s stuff is now featured 24 hours a day, seven days a week on three different Dutch networks. In sum, it’s exploding in popularity. It offers up a lot of different content, from S&M porn to “Matinee,” an award-winning drama made by the erotic US filmmaker Jennifer Lyon Bell.

“Holland is lucky to have Dusk. There is definitely a market of under-served women [in the United States] who would love to have something like this,” said Bell. ” There is a revolution going on right now in alternative and feminist porn, and yet there aren’t a lot of outlets for it to be sold.”

“A revolution in porn.” Bless your heart, Bell: you’re a genius for speaking those words. Have I mentioned that Bell was educated at Harvard in psychology? She’s now working out of Amsterdam. I am glad she has found at least one outlet for her projects.

Some of the other popular flicks on the channel include My Mother’s Best Friend, Barcelona Sex Project, and The Gift. All superb films, all awesome for women.

When is the US going to learn that half the market is still waiting?

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Fashion Mistakes That Are Keeping You From Getting Laid

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Feb 14 orgasm.com3Men are interesting creatures. More so than we’re given credit for. For instance, instead of a guy taking some time to develop a better sense for what additional style he can use in order to get him some more ass, he would rather empty his wallet at a bar for a chick who looks like a porn star and is only going to use him for drinks to she can find the liquid courage to approach the guy who looks very fashionable. Sure, you’ve gotten laid a few times, but you could actually more capable of getting more booty then you think. Here are five male fashion mistakes that will leave your dick in your hand at the end of the night:

Sideways hat: If you’re not in the tenth grade you need to stop wearing your hat anywhere but to the front. Shop to find a hat that compliments the shape of your head. A Yankee fitted hat is a sure win and tells the ladies you are classic and fashionable.

Short sleeve button down: There are only two people who can get away with the short sleeve button down and that’s Michael Bolton from Office Space and Dwight Schrute from The Office. For everyone else, there is nothing funny or cool about your off white attire. If you really like to short sleeve button down, try instead a full length sleeve button down and then fold the sleeves up to your elbows.

Hair with too much gel: Although Pauly D is making some serious cash from his gravity defying style, you must understand that before the show, he wasn’t impressing anyone outs of his small guido community. Instead, keep your hair lightly styled while clean and shaped on the edges.

Affliction: This may be the most fool proof way to commit social status suicide. You will look like a tool and everyone will think so. So, just don’t wear one.

Matching too well: If your shoes, hate, belt, undershirts, and jacket are all the same color your throwing up red flags. If they feel you care more about matching then them, you will never get laid.

Follow all these tips guys and you will be sure to get laid. Well, maybe not for sure, but you will have a better shot at it.

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Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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What Women Love About Bachelor Pads

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Feb 9 orgasm.com1You’ve worked your ass off to win over the girl at the bar who looks like the hottest porn star alive. She finally decides to head back to your place and the last thing you want is for her to see your manly digs and go home in disgust. To avoid this from ever happening, follow our guide to successful bachelor living and you will definitely begin to take notice how often she’s down to crash:

A spotless bathroom: This is one of those things men will never understand, but it is very important in a chick’s perception of you. Don’t ask why because we don’t either. Instead, grab some clorox and a sponge and clean every pub and shit infested corner.

A properly stocked fridge: When you bring a chick home, you should always be able to offer her something to drink. Keep a 6 pack, a bottle a vodka and always have cans of tonic or soda, along with cranberry juice. Also, a bottle of water is the perfect post fucking present.

A made bed: A made bed is a subconscious decision to sit or lay down on it. Therefore, men with made beds get laid more than those who avoid the 5 minutes to make theirs.

A comfortable couch: Having a comfortable place for her to chill is crucial and will determine the amount of time she will spend at your place. Sometimes sex doesn’t make it to the bedroom, so you will need a good enough substitution.

A mounted flat screen: A flat screen is well worth the long term investment. It helps create a cinematic feel for movie dates and a place for friends to enjoy Sunday’s games.

Photo albums and home videos: Women are all subconsciously into social status, therefore, photo’s of life experiences and good times are important in her selection process.

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Mounted art work: Every dude should have at least one fairly large canvas or framed piece of art mounted on his living room wall. It is also a testament to your character and proof to her that you’re in touch with good taste.

A wine rack: At first sight of a wine rack, females immediately imagine the romantic home cooked meals and the stay in nights that involve wine-drunk sex.

Extra sweats and PJs: The importance of comfort for a woman is huge.

Displayed music selection: Showcasing a dynamic range of records will prove your adaptability in different social circles, your willingness to try something new, and in a nut shell, who you are.

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