Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :
Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.
Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.
Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.
