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Christian Sex Shop? Yes, It Exists

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

As sex is becoming a more and more accepted topic of discussion, what once was taboo for some, is now becoming mainstream. Still it’s surprising that a new sex shop has opened whose patrons are married christians. This exclusive online sex shop is targeting christian married couples interested in putting down the bible for some anal bead play.

The selection of products at the store are an interesting medley of christian influenced sex toys. The “Like a Virgin Kit” is a step by step vaginal tightening kit in case your women was not pure from the get go as she promised. Jesus lovers can choose from a wide selection of masturbation sleeves – including the popular “Head Honcho”. Inside of the sleeves are “three suction cavities, and as you stroke the Head Honcho up and down, it creates a pleasurable vacuum.”

The masturbation devices are said to provide a helpful alternative to when the a married couple cannot have sex, say divorce or Sunday. Couples who are trying to have sex however, can choose from a saintly selection of condoms, dildos, and lubes. Those with premature ejaculation troubles can find some help from the lord in the form of a gel. The sex aids as they call them, are a perfect addition to any holy happy home.

No sex shop is legitimate till it has a really naughty section, and a christian shop is not be left out. Under special orders, a sexy velcro kit can ordered, for your introduction to bdsm. The sinful sex kit contains a blind fold, feather, velcro straps and tethers. A light bondage kit that Jesus will surely give to juicy thumbs up for.

A plethora of pussy accessories are available such as crotchless panties, remote controlled vibrating panties and even a lovers thong with stroker beads. Non piercing nipple jewelry and penis candy provide a kosher christian alternative.

Those christians who need a little extra forgiveness of their sins can purchase a book that instructs them how to use the toys “the christian way”. If there is a christian way to fuck a women in the ass while she is gagged and bound to a cross, then so be it. Just make sure you buy the book, so you really understand how to do it properly.

Orgasm.com: The #1 Porn Site on the Web

Monday, August 30th, 2010

There are a variety of porn sites online that claim to offer free porn from high quality sources, yet most of it seems to end up being largely made up of grainy 80′s footage of spangled blondes on patios. Those of you who still rock out with your cock out every morning to Van Halen could probably care less about the new porno. However, porn sites like Orgasm.com are supplying those hungry sex deprived individuals a nasty new selection of the hottest fuck action around.

Ranging in a variety of categories, you can find anything from black monster cocks, asian midgets and indian foot fucking. There is a plethora of pussy POV’s that will make you wipe the pussy juice right off your own tongue. It’s a wild and wonderful world online, and Orgasm.com is one step ahead of the pack.

The ability to quickly scroll through thousands of videos using detailed keywords, and categories can help the most finicky fucker find the videos that will make them blow a hole through their levis. There is always a great addition to the site every couple of days so that those who are regular visitors won’t get bored. The ability to keep up to date with the porn industry might seem like a characteristic of a hardcore porn junkie, but there are a fucking army of anal devourers that need their updated videos of the highest quality gapes.

If you are in the mood for more extreme porn, you can find that too. Fetish categories will leave you slightly scared and stimulated, depending on how sick who consider your tastes. High budget studios such as Brazzers and porn stars have lent their material to Orgasm.com, filling it with top notch fuck films. They have even created a ‘do it yourself’ porn program, that allows you to create some funky shit. Don’t spend your night trying to find better sites, because this is where its at. The guys at Orgasm.com try they hardest to make you your hardest, and its not an easy job.

Sex Spots

Friday, August 27th, 2010

A popular past time for some, and a daring adventure only stumbled upon by others, public sex is illegal and pretty awesome. Kinky couples everywhere try to find interesting places to fuck and be naughty. There are even certain porn sites which cater to those who are less adventurous and happen to just want to watch people fuck in interesting places. If you’re interested in learning where the most popular spots are for couples to have sex, read on for an in-depth look.

A recent study of places where kinky couples like to fuck has resulted in some surprisingly wicked results, ie. places you may not expect to be the first place you would whip out your dick, or spread open your pussy. Nonetheless, we are a creative bunch that seeks out new and different ways to express our sexuality.

At a orgasmic 82 percent, most couples play it safe and make love in the shower when not in the bedroom. In second place, the car is a popular hot spot, 80 percent of people fucking in hopes of recreating that steamy Titanic love scene. Leonardo and Winslet made that old Ford steam up from the inside with a force that sent horny couples everywhere dashing back to the car to make some steamy sex of their own.

Other popular sex spots included but not limited to: a pool or waterbody (54%), in the forest (49%), on the kitchen table( 48%) and in a tent (37%).

A slightly bizarre and twisted statistic that might uncover some underlying psychological issues is that 34% of couples have fucked in their parents bedrooms. It wasn’t noted when this occurred, but I would assume that most of that happened in earlier years. Over a quarter also had a quickie on the washing machine – which is a great way to add some extra stimulation for both partners.

The survey was conducted by Cosmopolitan, and quizzed over 1,500 participants. It isn’t a surprise that people are trying to find different places to fuck besides the bedroom. A new list of the most extreme places ever to have been sexed upon would be a highly entertaining alternative. Stay tuned for a list of those fucked up fuck spots!

Piercings For Your Pleasure: Body Piercing Can Heighten Your Sexual Enjoyment.

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

In the 21st century, body modification has become a go-to art for the disenfranchised and creatively inclined. It can be harder to find people who aren’t pierced these days than those that are, and much of that has to do with sexuality. While women have pierced their ears for centuries, piercings have long had unexplored sexual potential that has been unleashed on a young and horny generation. So what can body piercing do for you? Read on to find out!

The most mainstream piercing that screams sex is the tongue piercing. When you see a girl with her tongue pierced you know she hasn’t done it for herself, she’s done it for the guys she’s blowing – who wouldn’t want a hottie with a steel bar through her tongue putting her mouth around their dick? There’s nothing like an added bonus when getting a blow job. Besides we like to get blown by women who have invested in our cock enough to have their tongues permanently altered to add to our pleasure.

While a pierced tongue is great when pleasuring your partner, be you male or female, what about your own pleasure? Perhaps the hottest piercing in terms of stimulation is nipple piercing. Men who get their nipples pierced are often heard complaining that they have an erection for days. Who would complain about that other than frequent viagra users? Pussies, that’s who!

Of course, clit piercings are the female equivalent of nipple piercings for men (although we have it on good authority that women’s nipples are essentially wired to their clits, so they essentially get to double their pleasure). Besides pinpointing female pleasure, clit rings are like bulls-eyes on women who need to get fucked. So boys, don’t blow it if you reach into a girl’s panties and feel her clit ring – that should be a guarantee that you’ll be sticking your cock in her slam-slot soon!

So be pierced and feel the pleasure! You won’t regret it.

Furry Friends Not Always So Friendly

Monday, August 16th, 2010

There is a whole contingent of people in the world who get off on dressing up in animal suits and rubbing their furry bodies against each other…unsurprisingly, they have been coined furries.

Sometimes the sex isn’t the endgame for these folks though, sometimes they just feel more comfortable moving through the world as animals than as people. For instance: Gary Guy Matthews the 46 year old jobless computer technician is a furry who dresses himself up as a dog named Boomer. He went so far as to legally request to change his name to “Boomer the Dog,” but got denied in his request because the judge claimed his name would cause confusion if he were ever to tell an emergency operator his name.

Yeah, because that’s the issue, your honor; it’s not that whoever arrives at said emergency scene will find a man in a dog costume right?

Good old Boomer hasn’t given up though, he still spends the majority of his life dressed up in his outfit and wandering around town.

Then, on the less innocent but somehow less creepy side of things, there are your every day pervert furries, like the Donald Duck actor who molested a woman at the Epcot center recently. Apparently Donald made a solid effort to grab her tits and then went with the classic “Whooooo Meeee?” pose.

Great plan my fine furred friend, don’t blame it on the awkward costume and accidental touching, just try and play it off like you’re a REAL cartoon duck, with a real cartoon sex addiction.

Groups of Furries get together all over the country for conventions where they arrive dressed as their animal of choice and spend the weekend in costume, interacting like members of some kind strange farm, like someone slipped LSD into the drinking water at Old MacDonald’s.

There are reports of things called Miffing piles too, where the furries get all their sexual tensions out by piling into a big ball of gyrating costumed weirdo and rub themselves against each other to climax. Basically a weird circus gangbang.

Fun Stuff. To each their own I guess!

Where Do You Stand on Condoms in Porn?

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Well unfortunately it will never be up to you. But it very well may impact how you watch and enjoy your porn!

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